afternoon girls.
did you have beer on Friday?
td.
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afternoon girls.
did you have beer on Friday?
td.
nope
ib
naw, had Japanese noodles instead...
I'm stuffed for the next 2 weeks now....
Good morning td, Ian, Gaffer, Chris! How's you?
mornin Katie. You're looking well this morning :rolleyes:
td.
Cool as christmas, babylady :D you?
Thanks td.....I started my annual "Oh my God, summer's coming and I've gained 10 lbs. diet" last week and it's working well!!!! Nice of you to notice! :)
Aaaagghhhh . . . . . being in Malta was bobbins for the waistline watching - Ruby Murries, Chinese, fried food, beer by the gallon, JD by the bucket and Southern Comfort in litre measures . . . . plus sitting on me arse all day.
Add to that the prodigous spending in duty-free and the casino (in my line of work you think I'd know better - it was research though) and all in all it was a holiday - without the sun and fun bit, plus added 9-13hr a day working.
Sounds like a great way to blow your waistline though! :)
Momma told me not to come
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
Did you have a Three Dog Night or something, Ian?
I have absolutley no Idea what that last sentance ment but as it sounds like it could be fun, I will say yes!
The name of the band who sang Momma Told Me Not to Come...that you posted....is Three Dog Night!
Rumor has it that it is in reference to cold evenings when you needed to have three dogs in your bed to keep you warm....I think perhaps the band may be referring to dogs of the two legged female variety myself...but I'm only guessing.
Geesh! A perfectly good joke down the tubes! :rolleyes:
I do apolagise Katie, I have never heard the original, I only know the tom jones/Stereophonics one :)
That's okay Ian......I'm just old...............er than you are!;)
Thar 'ee blows!!!! http://www.vbforums.com/avatar.php?u...ine=1015863017Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Sounds like a great way to blow your waistline though! :)
so how is your monday morning coming along ?
Gravyboy...you have a red X!
Ian, I haven't done a lick of work yet....no one has even come in my cubicle.......if I'm really quiet maybe I can get by with it all day! Wish me luck!! ;) :cool:
I always thought that it was blokes that licked for work :eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Gravyboy...you have a red X!
Ian, I haven't done a lick of work yet
poor choice of words....I should have known you'd twist it around....:p
Sheesh - co-ed offices eh!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I haven't licked any coworker yet....no one has even come in my cubicle.......if their really quiet I can do it all day! Wish me luck!! ;) :cool:
Quote:
You asked me so where have you been
Let me think now let me see
I stood once where Hitlers feet
had stood when he made his speech
In Nuremburg in thirty eight
When he tried to build the perfect race
He said black man ain't gonna run
Alongside our perfect sons
There was Dallas too, the library
The place they ended Kennedy
We stood where Oswald took his shot
In my opinion there's a bigger plot
Costners back and to the left
The picket fence the better bet
Paris came and summer went
The tunnel's now a flower bed
The famous turf that made Jeff Hurst
The vodka stops to quench my thirst
The Golden Gate stroke Alcatraz
And the fat man failed to get us passes
Jimmys corner in Raging Bull
De Niros jokes and bottled pills
Elvis tales from Mr Woodward
Any Richard Burton if you could
Tourists stare at tourist stops
One more picture one more God
Another top up for a change
It makes you think, it makes you sane
Talking more about yourself
There's a mirror too, have a check
Cheques are always passing through
Some depart but a lot come too
Restaurant talk or pick your teeth
You bite your tongue or chew your meat
Sleep or drink or drink to sleep
And one more week and we will meet
We'll talk of what we haven't done
Since we departed back a month
We argue why we have to shout
All in all it's nice to be out.
LOL:DQuote:
Originally posted by gravyboy
Sheesh - co-ed offices eh!
right that's me done for the day. Ta ta for now :)
Have a fun ride home!:)
You refer to Kevin Amankwaah, or "Crazy Legs", or "Wankmag". Unfortunately he was involved in a car crash later on Saturday and has broken a bone in his neck and is out for the rest of the season :( The injury curse that is our Right Wing Back position.Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Nice result Saturday - who is the boy Wamnakwaah????
Gaff : well I plan on being there in July (just in time for Winter :p) but the job is using a program called SAP.. I know not much about it at the moment .. but my dad is a teacher of the program so he said he would teach me all I need to know about it :)
I have talked to the embassy.. I think that I will be going in to get my Visa in the next couple of weeks ish... When I do.. d'ya fancy meeting for a pint at lunch or something Gaff? :)
Good morning, Bonker! How are you?:)
hello Katie
Hi Chris....I said hello earlier but you ignored me *huff*
Hey Katie!
I'm a very tired hare, having a 4 hour drive to get to work this morning as left me whacked :( My ears have gone all floppy.
I pop on occasionally, actually having to do work is not on, I demand another £10 an hour.
Sorry Katie.. my mind is on a different plane of existance today.. namely the real one.. :p .. trying to find contract work / temp work for a couple of months is hard at the moment
...
Find a lady hare to stroke them......works wonders with my March Hare. :)Quote:
My ears have gone all floppy.
Bonker's working and he's gone all floppy...you're not working and your hard..........I see a pattern developing here! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
....is hard at the moment
...
well when you are unemployed you go all hard and when you are working you're too tired ;)
not hard to figure out Katie.. Thats why students are permenantly horny
hi guys
Hello, Vicky!! Did you enjoy your weekend?
yes and no. I spent the weekend in bandages, but I could still walk to the car and back, so i didn't hafta cancel my date ;):) How about you?
Why bandages?!?!? :eek:
It was an absolutely lovely weekend, 80 degrees and no wind!
thinking about relocating to kiwi land ...
Is sheepshagging a requirement ? :eek::eek::eek:
From what I see here, Wally, the only requirement is that you take the piss out of yourself and others on an unending basis! You should fit right in! ;)
I don't know ... it's hard to take the piss out of a sheep (find the hidden link :p) and god knows they have a lot of 'em over there ...
I think chencko still has an avatar of a sheep taking a piss.....does that fit the requirement? ;)
good grief, you found it ! I may have to revise my views upon the US :p:D
You really can't believe that all of us are dolts, can you?
lucky you. My eczema flared up again, remember? I was talking to Ian about it the other day. It's healing quite quickly now though :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Why bandages?!?!? :eek:
It was an absolutely lovely weekend, 80 degrees and no wind!
I'm glad it's healing!
Never said that katie.
There are some pretty smart Americans around if you can look around the redneck southern farmboys, Bush and the lunatics around him, heat crazed stoned california ... hang on, you may be unique ;)
Naah, they're allright. Just the moronic idiots that are running your country are several palms short of a perfect tropical island :rolleyes:
Sexual Healing?? ;)
Totally, for sure, tubular, dude!Quote:
heat crazed stoned california
Yeah well, it's lunatics time everywhere in the world, notably downunder but we're used to that :D
some of my best friends are lunatics........ok.....all of my best friends are lunatics.:D
I quothQuote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
Sexual Healing?? ;)
Quote:
I respectfully reserve the right to remain silent on the grounds that it may incriminate me
he he he ;):D
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Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
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Evening.
Hey, hey! The prestidigious Parksie!!!!!!!! How are you this magical afternoon?
Hello, how is my fave duckie this evening? :D