I got a watch from my sister and a gas BBQ from my parents. I also got lots of CDs. I was pretty spoiled this time around....but I deserve it ;-)
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I got a watch from my sister and a gas BBQ from my parents. I also got lots of CDs. I was pretty spoiled this time around....but I deserve it ;-)
How Dogs & Men are the Same
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are suspicious of the postman
Both are bad at asking you questions
Both fart shamelessly
Both like dominance games
Both tend to smell riper with age
Neither of them tells you what's bothering them.
Neither of them does dishes.
The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
Men only have two feet to track in mud.
[Edited by barrk on 12-26-2000 at 01:58 PM]
Men can buy you presents
Men don't have to play with every man they see
when you take them around the block
Men open their own cans
Men don't eat cat poo on the sly
Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it
Men don't drool. Well, most don't
Men can do math stuff.
When men have to go outside in the rain, they don't stand in the doorway and whine
Dogs have dog-breath ALL the time
why does barrkie have no life and keeps posting..
oops
did you have a good christmas katie?
Holiday Inns accept men
Yes..kovan, I did. I am bored now though. No one is here....well, only a few of us. Did you have a nice break? I thought you weren't going to be around anymore!
i sleped most of the time
my official celebration begins tomorrow
and ummm me not be around?
cmoon i would miss you too much
but i wont be aroudn after new years
i still got 2 more working days :)
What sort of things do you do to celebrate? What are you celebrating?
you know
i been fasting for the past month (from dawn til sunset)
and today is the last day for fasting (3 more hours to go)
and tomorrow is the day were i can eat during the day
and is official celebration to mark end of Ramadan (fasting month)
the celebration is called EID
what do we do?
we EAT lots of food
family gatherings
presents
almost like any other religious holiday
and we eat LOTS
BDSM I can guess at... but what is arugula?Quote:
8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest
arugula.
My heart bleeds... over here we pay $1.20 per litre! (i.e. $5.50 a gallon)Quote:
11. Gas cost 75 cents per gallon more than anywhere
else in the U.S.
Love the jokes about engineers. Here is one for you.
A manager, a project planner an engineer and a programmer are driving to an important meeting when the brakes on the car fail on a steep hill. Luckily they manage to drive into a ditch and thanks to the airbags, despite the speed, nobody is badly hurt.
The manager says "I want to know who is responsible for the crash. Who hired that car - we will fire them - and then we will sue the hire company".
The project planner says "No no, we need to know if the crash is going to affect our schedule. We must find out where the nearest hire car depot is and re-schedule the meeting".
The engineer says "No, we need to find out what caused the crash - lets get the car back to base, examine the brakes and send them back to the lab for examination"
The programmer says "That crash really shouldn't have happened. Let's roll her back up the hill and see if it happens again...
Cheers,
P.
Basically...arugala is a bunch of weeds.
Hehehe.
Katie - no problem...the photos are a right laugh. (we got more cheers than any one else except the lead, so...)
photos??????????????????
...from our school play.
Quote:
We are upping our standards ... so up yours.
-- Pat Paulsen for President
Quote:
Mathematicians do it with a small, imaginary part.
Quote:
On an isolated stretch of beach near Cannes, a beautiful French girl threw
herself into the sea and drowned despite a young man's attempt to save her.
The man dragged the half-nude body ashore and left it on the sand while he
went to notify the authorities. Upon his return, he was horrified to find
a man making love to the corpse.
"Monsieur, monsieur," he shouted, "that woman is dead,
that woman is dead!"
"Sacre bleu," exclaimed the man, springing up.
"I thought she was an American!".
Well....let's see them!!!!!!
Quote:
It is a sad commentary on today's society that this fortune has to be
classified as "offensive" simply because it contains the word "****".
Once they've been developed / scanned...I'll inflict them on you :)