I have a snake skin wallet!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
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I have a snake skin wallet!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
Jeremy Kyle has drowned my turnips.
You just need more glue.
In the showers?Quote:
Originally Posted by InvisibleDuncan
Nonsense is as nonsense does.
Return the parsnips, the vicar's wearing wearing a haberdasher. :headwear:
Loose in the flue. Loosen the flue. Loose and the flu.
That's because he's related to Clarkson.Quote:
Originally Posted by InvisibleDuncan
European Swallow or African Swallow?
Swallow? No wai!
and, perhaps surprisingly to some, Gerry Lane (W.W.Z).Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
Turnips make us wilt. To wit.
Hey guys, the last spaceship leaves in 13 minutes.
The problem seems to be the motherboard!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
It's simply not Mabel's fault, according to Mr Stirling's favourite trout counter.
Words of wisdom, winsome, lose some, or other.
Yep, the monarchboard went septic :sick:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Witis
Martha has lent me her mighty shrimp.
Realise my seafood Infidel.
I have instigated an apologetic snowball.
Barreling down the bowling lane.
Whilst all around the minstrels dew
Doth encase an emerald stain
Whoes part, and whole, in sorrow flew.
When chanst upon the golden font
And tippled o'er the flowing wind
And shocked and dried as was their wont
The flock with whom the forest sinned
So blank the verse and still the rhyme
And cast oars through the midnight hour
None doubt the word will be this: Time
And harken to the quaking tower.
Gerald controls my extra lung.
Isn't the whole point of minstrels that they melt in your mouth not in your hand?Quote:
the minstrels dew
Well that brings a whole new meaning to heavy breathing!Quote:
Originally Posted by InvisibleDuncan
Would he like to come to tea with mesgeese?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
The plural of octopotamus is octopotami
The Octopotamus of the East
Is truly a singular beast
If there's more than one
It'll ruin the fun
As they'll each on the other make feast!
Octopotami are often found dead in busy shipping lanes. Feel good about that do you?
Still haven't got the hang of this.
The pumpkin screams in the night.
-tg
The jack is lantern lighted.
Still haven't got the hang of this.
That's the same reason we fired the hangman and hired the axeman... he could get teh hang of it either.
-tg
Pies made of pumpkin guts are crunchy!
I want you to butter my otter.
Your auntie's potato has just eaten my hat.
I theme to think on thanks giving themes.
Pneumatic Popes.
Aggghhh!!! The agate!
I have debatable onions.
A monument to the humble flapjack might lead the casual bystander into unexpected verisimilitude. Something to be avoided according to the deputy. He's seen four so far.
EDIT: Actually five. All bets are off.
Purple. But only because zebras can't fly.
-tg
There are but two dances mentioned by name in the NATO phonetic alphabet -- Foxtrot and Tango.
Two places: India, Lima.
Two waveforms: Echo, XRay
Two people: Mike, Juliet
And 18 varieties of daffodil.
**FACT**
I would count Alpha as a waveform bringing that category to three and add the category "Congratulations" for which there is one entry: Bravo
Unfortunately this drops the daffodil total to 16
Sometimes life just isn't fair.
Wait...I forget.
Inhale my goat.
You know, when it really comes down to it orange is really a good duck flavouring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
Ressurect Hail!!!
I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
//that's all I've got
Aardvarks. Why must it always be aardvarks?
Are igloo loos called loos or igs?
Sparsely knotted was the district. This would cause problems later but for now the rhombus wailed in the shade.
Curried scones with horseradish trousers. Yule!
Well, it's my rut and I'm comfortable in it.
Can someone catch me up on the theme of this thread. tl;dr
Great, I'm about to be killed a million miles from home and gung-ho iguana back there is telling me to relax!
-tg
Great.
Dark in here, isn't it?
Funin' games.
I raise your cucumber.