The noble art of snail chucking is alive and well in my back garden. Well, my neighbours garden actually. Four doors down to be precise. Damn gravity.
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The noble art of snail chucking is alive and well in my back garden. Well, my neighbours garden actually. Four doors down to be precise. Damn gravity.
I'm afraid that the wind-fortress is unable to take your call that the monent, please leave your entire collection of cheeseburgers at the druid's gate.
Beware the disgruntled gnome, it bears baaad news about your tomato plants
What is the difference between a cow and a sheep???
You don't need a step ladder to shag a sheepQuote:
Originally posted by Bloit
What is the difference between a cow and a sheep???
Climbing over the rim John decided to keep on mooving along
This is a fowl pink mink calling your 2008 lottery :)
bloo schmoo Mr Fairy-foo
Luggage arriving, arriving, ARRIVING...HEEERRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'm a policeman, a lovely ginger policeman :)
hmm, tiddle me winkles
I was very close to hugging the yogurt :mad:
and yes, it is legal
my cab is late for the first time in allegory :hallelujah:
niddly-widdly-weeee ... plop
I'll see your mullet and raise you a Short back and sides :)
short people with bulging eyes beware the full moon
Stop pulling my hair :(
The apples, they need re-calibrating :catnip:
There's a vibrating nurse in my trousers :hooray:
oh glorious toad master, tell us your bidding...
Excuse me Squire, would you like to buy some red nipples?
Who will lead the invasion now? :(
Just look at the nipples on that!
My eyes, they're pummeling the poor tissue cleaner :(
A third nipple on a small man is but a child to your eyes.
Who impaled my teeth on the gravy :mad:
I'll get the green rubber trouser leg a bowl of mottled hat stands, if no one objects?
Unless the ferry is a borate compound, the cadavers shouldn't really be humping towel and other paraphernalia. :clock:
What's that in your soup?
It's the Mushroom of Inexhaustible Corsets. :jelly:Quote:
Originally posted by Paul Warren
What's that in your soup?
And suddenly the letter K appears on my foreskin :wave:
Mr NobblyKnockers says "Blurp"
Kickerly knockerly noo! :)
A wobbly knocker is worth three in the bush
snugglus borealis !
Are you my trouser-percy?
My pillow says, "";
Crumpet vicar?
No, a spinal snort. Short in the back :cool: