The Golden Chair

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Face-Palm went out of business.

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In this thread it was replaced by headslapping, but in more of a beat yourself up and knock yourself out kind of way.

She may have aids, but Iowa isnt kentucky either.

Throne, absolutely gigantic jewel encrusted throne, creaking under all of the weight it has to bear. :the quickening:

Why has not thread this deaded 12 years prior to now?

Good point!

Because if it dies, anyone who posted in it Will Get The FluggergenHeimen

From Post #19 on the very first page:

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Originally Posted by Gaffer

Houndstooth marzipan. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Feltch me a bugger

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Now, I did not know what Feltch means, so I had to look it up:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_feltch_mean

I didn't look for a youtube video for that, let me tell you!
However, it does sum up the Golden Chair thread sucksinktly, I think!!
Now why would you not want to stop that???

I think it also means that anyone staying in the thread, are those, that will, in fact of the matter, get the FluggergenHeimen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VUS8YQAgHc

I shall give Witis one collapsible haddock.

That would be the barnacles.

Apropo of nothing.

That brings a whole new meaning to "Fletch" Fletch, used to mean the art of making arrows or bows. Now, im going to go vomit.

Mourn Chevy Chase. Mourn, I say.

Fillets of haddock and fletch: lightly seasoned and grilled, battered, thinly sliced raw with catnip, and, of course, piscine pie!

Question about making update converting capture switch...

Answer about making convertible hatchback switch...

And to think, this almost made it off the front page again.

Hear ye, all who wear their mother's brother and who flutter the stutter.

It was about time that the wind gave in into the darkness of the unbeknownst.

Count me shattered while I brush my otter; potato does wonders for your walls, did you know?

ALSO, high-school reunion here: http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...rums&p=4370989

You are necromancing the Fletch thread!

Your artichoke has overwhelmed my attack-hat. :rumble:

I raise your artichoke with Claire Balding naked.

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Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd

I raise your artichoke with Claire Balding naked.

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Im amazed Bonker hasnt posted in The State of VBForums reunion thread. Another old time member pops out of his cave :bigyello:

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Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd

I raise your artichoke with Claire Balding naked.

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I raise your Claire Balding with a Julius Caesar.
I seem to remember July was very concerned about going prematurely bald.

This is not the time for Bovril.

Sweet mother of your manhood. Where did the mariachi band with the waxed nostrils go?

Say!

Gaius Suetonius, who wrote "De vita Caesarum" (literal trans.: On the Life of the Caesars) in 121 C.E described Caesar as "semi-bald. Due to embarrassment regarding his premature baldness, Caesar combed his hair over and forward so as to hide this baldness." Moreover "Cassius Dio adds that Caesar wore the laurel wreath 'wherever and whenever,' excusing this as a cover to his baldness".

Next the Baltimore Sun in an article titled "The bald truth about Caesar" mentions the "Hairy Ears Scandal" which focused on "the discovery that though Caesar's head was utterly bare, hair grew profusely in his ears".
The Sun goes on to say that:

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Originally Posted by Baltimore Sun - The bald truth about Caesar

The findings were first published in the Journal of the American Tonsorial Anthropological Association. They result from years of research by a team of tonsorial anthropologists at the University of California at Twentynine Palms. Through ingenious use of isotopes and electronic microscopy the team was able to create computer-enhanced pictures of Caesar's hairline.
Dr. Emmeline Granger, professor of antique tonsoriology at U.C. Twentynine Palms, refused to believe the first enhancements. "So destitute of hair was the Caesarean skull enhancement," she writes, "that we at first suspected the data we had subjected to isotopical and electronic-microscopical analysis were not Caesarean at all. The total absence of follicle apertures anywhere in the computer enhancement seemed more consistent with granite than with human scalp structure."

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Sources:
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Caesars
2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_triumph
3. http://articles.baltimoresun.com/199...playing-caesar

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Originally Posted by InvisibleDuncan

This is not the time for Bovril.

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Of course not, it's Romeover time!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN2Woh4BGyc

Peet har spist min skjeen.

Wilkomen, Bienvenue, Shave your toenails before marching the carpet.

Well that is quite the surprise. I'll wait this one out, and will waffle out those bread sticks later. Off you go now.

Emeli Sande has borrowed my meandering spleen.

It's only this time of year that earth's crust is as nimble as a cactus.

Who was the baddest Emperor the Roman's ever had????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Nh-zSMzqo

Most can speak nonsense only little. Others can make much of it.

Unlike your comment in my other thread the golden lack of hair thread is actually a moribund thread, or more correctly the most obvious case of nigromancy I have ever seen!

They also serve who misunderstand.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

They also serve who misunderstand.

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I can't parse that statement; was that an example of the nonsense you referred to in post #3153?

I personally had a wonderful time beating the dead horse. Always die before you try!

Why try? It makes no nevermind. Words like vapor are when heads with vapor filled.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Why try? It makes no nevermind. Words like vapor are when heads with vapor filled.

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Can you tell me: what class full roaming vapor are you exactly????

Is the class half full, or is the partial class half Nothing?

In any case, norf.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Is the class half full, or is the partial class half Nothing?

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An answer like translates as half way between 0 and 10 which makes you a class five full roaming vapor!
I should call somebody!

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Is the class half full, or is the partial class half Nothing?

In any case, norf.

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norf

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

norf

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Are you trying to slime me?????

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Originally Posted by Witis

An answer like translates as half way between 0 and 10 which makes you a class five full roaming vapor!
I should call somebody!

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Did thouart call God? I createth thy class five full roaming vapors. And shalt unleash thee havok onto ye sinners if thouart don't bow down to me.

One does not simply walk into the ladies dressing room.

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Originally Posted by _God_

Did thouart call God? I createth thy class five full roaming vapors.

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That's much better than what I was thinking of!

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Originally Posted by _God_

And shalt unleash thee havok onto ye sinners if thouart don't bow down to me.

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That's the stuff!!!!!

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Originally Posted by TheBigB

One does not simply walk into the ladies dressing room.

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When, precisely, is that acceptable??

Blue moons shine brightly upon the sound.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

Blue moons shine brightly upon the sound.

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Looks like someones been sipping on the moonshine. ;)

How to derail a thread about nonsense: Add sense.

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Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker

How to derail a thread about nonsense: Add sense.

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Sense is known to have caused more train wrecks than just about anything else in history!!!!!

Spatulas are known, upon the odd occasion, to substantially revise their life-goals and consequently relocate to a wholly different crater, sometimes in a far-removed district. Their motivations are their own and any person sensitive to such things should avoid drawing attention to the plight of the sponge hurlers. This is held to be self evident among undergraduate piano designers. Who are we to say that they are wrong?

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Originally Posted by wossname

Spatulas

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That got me drooling; some fillets of fletch or barracuda perhaps????

The waterlogged emus are approaching.

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Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd

The waterlogged emus are approaching.

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One vowel too many!!!!! Out of interest is your avatar pic a hand puppet??

I have shaken hands with a devolved marsupial.

Goddamnit. I've lost my eye again!

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Originally Posted by InvisibleDuncan

I have shaken hands with a devolved marsupial.

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I like marsupials and wouldn't view them as devolved although I never, and I mean never, sharke hands!

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Originally Posted by TheBigB

Goddamnit. I've lost my eye again!

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Well at least there are guide dogs!!

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Originally Posted by Witis

One vowel too many!!!!! Out of interest is your avatar pic a hand puppet??

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It's a mongoose.