Two Word Story

"The Spleen"

It all

started when

BMR dropped

a loadful

wheat bran

with oats

down his

Spoon Guard

with a

Spoon Guard

but not

without undoing

his Spoonguard.

up his

inverted pocket.

"Cor Blimey!"

was his

mating call

but no

sooner had

he mated,

he found

out he

was a

Spoon Guard?

"Spoonguard, Spoonguard!"

shouted the

minestrone soup.

one came

down, the

other went

up with

Viagra tablets.

The End.



:wave: :wave:

, was near...

but suddenly

zaza puked

on the

corrugated cardboard