SD, I'm glad youre back :) I hope you're not already in collusion with others thinking dark thoughts about me
Printable View
SD, I'm glad youre back :) I hope you're not already in collusion with others thinking dark thoughts about me
I hope not, almost all of my thoughts involve sex in some shape or form. I don't want any other men in them at all. Just me and the pretty female population of the planet.Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
I hope you're not already in collusion with others thinking dark thoughts about me
SD
Ahh bollocks, not another one!
http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/stories/ne...kpt=zdhpnews01
Crap!
If I only had that female population outside my head as well :pQuote:
Originally posted by SurfDemon
I hope not, almost all of my thoughts involve sex in some shape or form. I don't want any other men in them at all. Just me and the pretty female population of the planet.
SD
The Uncertainty Principle means that if you know where something is, you don't know how fast it's going, and vice versa :)Quote:
P.S. And then hopefully you can explain the joke to me as I just searched the web for physics jokes
If you know something, then you die or actually vice versa
If I die, then I don't know anything :)
How do you know that? ;)
I don't know that because I don't know anything...
I know I don't want to be dead!
I know I don't want you to be dead either!
Isn't this sort of a dead end conversation?
But why? If someone wants to live forever than just ask me and i'll fullfill your wish
Most people wouldn't be seen dead on a thread like this :)
Especially when they're dead tired!
Although when I get cranked up on VB-W I'm dead to the world!
To trivialize the importance of VB-World would be a deadly mistake!
The female of the forum is more deadly than the male...
Hahah:D
It got dead quiet in here for a while. Where is everybody?
Well i'm off posting crap in General VB, dunno about anyone else ;)
They died of boredom while I was away :pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Hahah:D
It got dead quiet in here for a while. Where is everybody?
You're supposed to post usefull stuff in th General Forum, Chris...not crap!!!!!!
not reeeeeeeeeeally!!
Oh, I thought you were serious....:rolleyes:
Nobody expects serious posts...Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Oh, I thought you were serious....:rolleyes:
I'm definitely not nobody so I guess I didn't really expect serious posts:p
:p
And you just destroyed my single remaining braincell :D
:eek: I'm shocked!! You actually had a braincell left?!?!?!!!!;)
Bizarre but true!
Britain fought one of the shortest wars ever against Zanzibar in 1896. It lasted just 38 minutes.
Yep...truly bizarre!
Yep...truly Zanbizarre!
You been reading FHM?Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Bizarre but true!
Britain fought one of the shortest wars ever against Zanzibar in 1896. It lasted just 38 minutes.
Katie - that's appalling :p
The longest war was between two chinese neighbours. Ying, and yang.
Thank you! That's twice I've been told that today! I'm on a roll!:DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Katie - that's appalling :p
Bizarre but true!
All the gold ever mined would fit inside just four jumbo jets.
Get off it, that's my lunch!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I'm on a roll!:D
A joke about 2 gays and a mustard sandwich springs to mind...
Bizarre but true!
If you stood on Tower Bridge and watched the Thames for a whole year, you would still not see as much water go past as that that passes down the Amazon a day.
Not really surprising ;)
But what is surprising is that I'm off to bed before 3am...
...night all! :)