The Golden Chair

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Originally posted by siyan
:) = 1
:( = 2
:o = 3
:D = 4
;) = 5
:p = 6
:cool: = 7
:rolleyes: = 8
:mad: = 9
:eek: = 0
:confused: = decimal point

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:o :confused: :) :D :) ;) :mad: :( :p ;) :D

Mrs Titmus! You are not allowed Brunch at 4:15pm :mad:

Funk this, you wookie.

the phallus is quicker than the gun

norse heaven is called asgard.

Mullet discrepancies better not intervene in my daily Q-tipography!

Byron Weekly
Sings so sweetly
Swims so deeply
In lake ca-ca-poo-poo :cool:

Alfred Wheatley
Eats so quickly
Floats so poorly
In lake ca-ca-poo-poo :cool:

Bill fell off his dodo and died from grazed knee shock syndrome. The End.

we
are
redn
ecks

:cool:

JOUSTING WITH PURPLE POTATOES HEALS MANY FICTICIOUS WOUNDS

"I" is an "Ism"

INFIDEL! :) :( :mad: :eek: :confused:

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Originally posted by siyan
INFIDEL! :) :( :mad: :eek: :confused:

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Was that in response to my post :confused: If so, why? :confused:

oh superfluous Sparrow on my lawn of love, rest thy beating heart before I rip it out and eat it

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Originally posted by KayJay
Was that in response to my post :confused: If so, why? :confused:

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Is anything ever a response to anything else in this thread? :)

(ie: Nope. :))

Man the life-pods, I can hear a bishop snarling!

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Originally posted by siyan
Is anything ever a response to anything else in this thread? :)

(ie: Nope. :))

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That was and so is this :D :p ;)

Ceilings are interesting places if you make the effort

The nuns call me "Mr Stilton" :)

oh worm of my heart, twixt thy lying and thy cheating I am forced to eat chromed chairlegs with gusto

My pocket was invaded by a jellied wombat.

Yesterday, when I was crossing the swimming pool, an antler invaded my ear and rescued the mayor....

Doth trde on Pooh

Of course I do ;)

If you need to know please see the disembodied turkey liver over at table 5 otherwise we need you to put the turtles neck back. and i do suggest you put the free pencil back before i call mr. lawrence....:o

Iron Michael was ridiculous yet strangley compulsive viewing for a whole generation

That's it ! Now it's fungicide mate ! :mad:

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Originally posted by Wally Pipp
That's it ! Now it's fungicide mate ! :mad:

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please watch what you say about JC Pennys

Yes 5
No 2
What?? 7
Too Verbose 2

:prolific:

:cool:

"snof pof jof yarrrgg" is the only Martian that you need when in one of the local bars.

Orson! The bricks are melting, fetch my hang-glider :)

:ping:

:ping:

Thank you for your patience, sir. :)

flatulence on toasted coat hangers

Arse the capped katermangdo, take 4 turnips

Tim battled bravely through the field of turnips

As the tumbleweed, er, tumbled past Flipflop the Magnificent he reached up and plucked a planet from the starry void and took a bite.

There was a little Spanish flea. :)

*chomp*

A vicar lurks in the bushes with an eggtimer :eek:

the nun looked startled at first...