I'm on anadin extra at the moment as I have chronic toothache
Printable View
I'm on anadin extra at the moment as I have chronic toothache
Raaaaaaaaaaargh!!!! Wow, this beast is really something!
YOU ALL F*#!ING FREAKS!!!
glad to know ya.
td.
Ride that beast Cyber, ride it hard.
td.
Second that.
(The glad bit not the F*@! bit - I'd never say that John, never)
P.
Turd that
[This post has been censored by those who do such things for the extreme language, and depictions of folding, spindling and mutilating contained within.]Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Also, I'm glad to know y'all as well!
I'm on my 7th Smint...
you sure you can handle seven smint's. There heavy stuff man the cheapest I can get them for is about £5 a pill
Mate, I'm really buzzin now. Got a Vicks inhaler up my nose...
not the vicks as well, you going to OD soon
he already is too odd.
td.
Who's the sic (sic) man now???
Nobody can take eight smints...
[stands back in amazement as Gaffer tips the entire box into his mouth and instantly replaces the air conditioning system...]
Cheers,
P.
<fortunately for Gaffer, they were the Intense Peppermint flavour, not the Instant freshness flavour.>
8 Smints! Wow! Superhero!
wahey! Alabama is up and about. now all we need is the WestCoast and we can have ourselves a right old knees up!
td.
I once had three shredded wheat, but I don't like to talk about it...
Couldn't do eight smints though <P. shoots Gaffer an admiring glance>
P.
Quote:
Originally posted by paulw
... P. shoots Gaffer an admiring glance
Oh man, i won't bother. That one is just too easy ;-)
td.
West Coast open and ready for business!!
Yep, its not quite right without Katie, is it? We want barrk, we want barrk etc.
P.
Damn. Hate it when I miss a post...
td - I'll set 'em up - you slam 'em home (let me re-phrase that...)
P.
Good Morning.
Are you fully rested and ready to face the day?
td.
urggg, I think I've eaten too much Sorbitol...
hey Katie...
Yep!!! It's raining...first time all year...the clouds are lovely and I'm warm and toasty in my cube!! Life is good!
Afternoon sleepy head,
You'll have to be on your toes to keep up with the boys today. I suggest you review the overnight posts. The smints definitely had an effect...
P.
<Paul turns round in stunned disbelief as an axe whistles past his head>
<luckily he remembers his built in cyborg Laser Cannon and blows CyberSurfer away... unluckily his Thomas the Tank Engine Club shiny member badge disrupts the beam and CyberSurfer recovers his axe... Paul wants his Mum...>
P.
Now the whole cast is assembled (tho we're missing one old and wise, but really, really ugly alien)...
Lights, camera, ...
td.
Cyber, how do you get your axe to whistle? I spent years at Uni trying to do that...
Oh, its sooo hot in here - I hope the repair man gets here soon <looks out whistfully for the heavily moustachioed repair man and thinks of Grolsch>
Katie, that may not mean a lot to you, but don't worry, the boys will clear it up. Your line Gaffer...
P.
You gentlemen(?) have been having a great time this morning...no wonder I had such "interesting" dreams last night...I've been playing an Evil Seductress and I didn't even know it! How fun..........!
the goldfish are now playing aqua's barbie girl to annoy me, just becuase I started asking them for rent. bloody tennants
All you have to do is turn off all the water, gas and electricity to your head. That'll soon get rid of 'em.
td.
Goldfish taste great! Send them here Ian....I haven't had breakfast yet.
Silence on set...
Gaffer - you've missed your cue. CyberSurfer put that bloody axe down...
parksie - where are you...
P.
I got my axe to whistle by teaching it to "Pucker up and blow" (td, don't even bother!), just like in the Disney film who's name I've forgotten!
CyberSurfer....I think that would be my job....I probably have more practice....even more than Gaffer!
I've just gone weak at the knees ;-)
td.
Dang. That should have read "(td and katie, don't even bother!"). Ah well, whatever makes you happy!
No breakfast either, td???
naw, got my cue to hand. I think Katie and td may want to star in their own movie at this rate though...
I want a copy...
Woman, don't even talk to me. Get behind me, Evil Temptress. I will not give into to your Devilish but oh so appealing ways...
td.
I'm just playing my assigned part. You guys did the casting....I'm just a method actor. What can I say??
I'll direct, produce, make the tea, anything...
Strange how we can make any thread descend at least four levels of smuttiness...
P.
You have no choice, td. You will submit. Seduction is an art and I have a unending supply of imagination....you're doomed!
I feel myself being sucked into a life of domination and subjugation by her unworldly powers...
Oh well. Could be worse ;-)
td.
Yep, it could be IT!!!
I tried turing off the golfishes water and heating and then they got a couple of sharks round to sort me out
And so children, the many threads of life are represented in the post race here. There are at leaset three conversations, mainly based on lunacy and fantasy, going on here. There are some sick minds at work here, or maybe one sick mind with multiple personalities...
Now, anyone fancy coming back and seeing my etchings?
P. gurgle, gurgle...
PS td and Katie - I'm feeling a bit miffed here, I think there is something going on and I can't quite work out what...
Paul, it's not my fault. She worked her Evil magic, and now i'm doomed to be her personal secretary/sex slave for all eternity.
td.
I applied, but she'd seen my picture first:(, so I was never in with a chance. Was it that big throbber between your legs that did it or your nice shiny helmet.
P.
I refer, of course, to your motor bike...
P.
Oh man.
I need a drink. Paul, you really scare me sometimes...
td.
OK. Enough smut for one day. I am with you on the drink though.
Cheers,
P.
<paul, on his best behaviour now, even wipes the smirk from his face>
everything's ok. I went back to dodgy dave's brain transplant shop and complained that he had given me a goldfish bowl instead of einsteins brain and he's put me back the way I was before. and that is enough of me being completly abscure. for a while anyway
Quote:
Originally posted by paulw
OK. Enough smut for one day. ...
<paul...even wipes the sm** from his face>
You and gaffer have been at it again haven't you.
td.
Well, I haven't been keeping up with this tread very much, but I just read back out 6 pages, and I found a little mention about me. You boys only have about 3 1/2 months left, and then I can start having affairs with you.
:)
But, as for now, I am still free game...