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2 flavours, and 2 flavours only.
Sticky Beef Curtains
Badly Stuffed Kebab
Man Gravy with that sirrrrr?
Hmmm lunch.
*removes hair from teeth*
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/1900house/ho...ll-shaving.gif
Good Steak and Guiness pie actually - you should go tomorrow
*plans evil flan attack
:eek:
God Damn Arse Belching, crap eating fecking data migration. I;ve aged 20 years today, lost even more of my hair and I'm starting to go senile and today is only day one of it :eek:
How many days have you got to do? :eek:
should be finished by friday, so I'll be in a cemetary by wedensday ;)
Ouch.
I'd best get better at pool so I can beat you senseless repeatedly before then :p
I'm the world's worst pool player, you can beat me senseless if you want
i don't think that you will be as good as matt and his trick shot last night, after you lef the pub we played doubles at pool, and he put so much backspin on the red, that it went in the pocket and actually rolled back out and onto the table again, how we laughed!! :)Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
I'm the world's worst pool player, you can beat me senseless if you want
At least he hit the ball
which is more that De managed, all he kept doing was potting the white all of the time :pQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
At least he hit the ball
anyway you are not that bad, i have seen much worse playes than you.
cheers up nic, for me :)
Poor De
like me!! LMMFAO!! im SOOOOOOOOOO badQuote:
Originally posted by zmerlinz
anyway you are not that bad, i have seen much worse playes than you.
no actually i have seen players that are worse than youQuote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
like me!! LMMFAO!! im SOOOOOOOOOO bad
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by zmerlinz
no actually i have seen players that are worse than you
worse than me?!?! well...theres only one thing to do in this situation....
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=759481
commence drooling (ladies as well, coz she is that DAMN HOT!!)
Nah
um....yes actuallyQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
Nah
She rates about 8.1 on the patented Chris' Hot Meter.
Morning all :)
Morning girls.
http://www.drparsons.fsnet.co.uk/georg.html
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anyone know of any way's to torture a SQL server and I DO mean getting personal.
blowtorch, pliers, switchblade, steam iron, bar of soap wrapped in a towel, petrol, lighter, salt, lemon, broomQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
anyone know of any way's to torture a SQL server and I DO mean getting personal.
anythin else u need ian??
that'll do for starters .......
leeches, michael barrymoore in the gimp suit, 5 inch thick louisville slugger, chainsaw, nailgun, electric drill, hacksaw, knuckledusters covered in broken glass
getting closer to satisfying my needs ......
a barbeque, a rack, chains, whips, a branding iron, a spoon ("its dull you twit, itll hurt more!!"), jamie oliver, elton john (dressed like he used to), white hot nipple clamps, hydrogen peroxide, magnesium lit on a bunsen burner, a table saw, a vice, doc martens with steel toe capsQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
getting closer to satisfying my needs ......
thank you ghost, I am now completley calmed of any vicous incarnations that I have towards the server ;)
Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
thank you ghost, I am now completley calmed of any vicous incarnations that I have towards the server ;)
any time ian :D
glad 2 see ur free of anger ;)
Basically, I'm doing Data migration all this week from the clients existing system to our new one ( database is SQL server if you hadn't guessed :) ) This entails moving 25000 odd records from their four existing databases ( Access and Fox pro) into our new database. There are lovely things like Date's stored as text to contend with and it isn't exactly going to plan.
never liked databasesQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Basically, I'm doing Data migration all this week from the clients existing system to our new one ( database is SQL server if you hadn't guessed :) ) This entails moving 25000 odd records from their four existing databases ( Access and Fox pro) into our new database. There are lovely things like Date's stored as text to contend with and it isn't exactly going to plan.
probably why i ****ed up my php practical in december, it was all about connecting 2 a sql server and displaying data etc etc
Yup, run the following scriptQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
anyone know of any way's to torture a SQL server and I DO mean getting personal.
...usual warnings etc, it wasn't me, I didn't see anything, call me a lawyer...Code:
/* NOTE: This script will truly corrupt a database. It should not be run on ANY real
database. It is only for simulating corruption for training purposes.
*/
sp_configure allow, 1
go
reconfigure with override
go
update sysindexes set FirstIAM = 1234
where id = OBJECT_ID('roysched')
go
sp_configure allow, 0
go
reconfigure with override
go
Cheers Mate. I so Wish I could run that script.
That's OK, the above will only work on the PUBS db. I won't post how to make it work on another because some spanner is bound to try something malicious with it. Script kiddies Worraloadofbuggerybollocks;)
you implying that I can't see stright away , what needs to be changed to get it to work , Worraloadofbuggerybollocks :p
I like the line :
It is only for simulating corruption for training purposes
Simulating my arse - it will totaly fook it up - worraloadofbuggerybollocks:p
Ian,
if your sql server is 2000, try a few clients doing complex (> 3) joins FOR XML.
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estoy alegre él iba katie bien, cómo soy la familia?
y cómo puede ser que usted sea bonker? usted hombre loco!!
i am glad he went well katie, how is the family?
and how might you be bonker? you crazy man!!
*runsQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Good morning to you too, Bonker.....you know I am your biggest fanny!
You'd better run!!!!!!!!!!:p
IM A THIRD KENYAN
I KNOW JUDO YOU BETTER RUN!!
JUDO'NT KNOW IF I GOTTA KNIFE
AND JUDO'NT KNOW IF I GOTTA GUN
:D:D:D:D:D:D
(i am actually a third kenyan)
Good afternoon everyone, and welcome to page 777 of the Post Race, and here's your host for the post, Parksie!
Not forgetting his gorgeous and utterly wonderful assistant, Katie! :D
very busy at the moment katie, so just a fleeting visit at the moment. still haven't shaken this darn cold. I'll drop in tonight and have a proper natter :)
By virtue of the fact that I have more posts in this thread than you Parksie.....I think that you should be the handsome side-kick or a male courtesan to the Queen of Chit-Chat (me)!!! I'll PM you you list of official duties as I don't want to be lissed!;)
hey ill be ya "assistant" katie ;):eek: lol
Am I allowed to be a disillusioned courtesan? :pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
By virtue of the fact that I have more posts in this thread than you Parksie.....I think that you should be the handsome side-kick or a male courtesan to the Queen of Chit-Chat (me)!!! I'll PM you you list of official duties as I don't want to be lissed!;)
Sorry, Ian. I didn't see this earlier. I'm sure I'll still be here when you return.Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
very busy at the moment katie, so just a fleeting visit at the moment. still haven't shaken this darn cold. I'll drop in tonight and have a proper natter :)
GR, sorry, you have to have a few more posts to overtake Parksie in the assistant position.
The "assistant position"? Hehe...that's a new one on me:
Just hold these while I get the one I inflated earlier...
a few!! more like 3,000+!! :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
GR, sorry, you have to have a few more posts to overtake Parksie in the assistant position.
lol
ok well can i just be the janitor that gets stuck with you in your bathroom while im fixing the sink ;)
*awaits GR's flood of posts*Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
GR, sorry, you have to have a few more posts to overtake Parksie in the assistant position.
Parksie's days are numbered :eek:
if the sun refused to shine
i would still be loving you
mountains crumble to the sea
there would still be you and me
Somehow I don't think so ;) - My 4100 to his 780 :pQuote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
*awaits GR's flood of posts*
Parksie's days are numbered :eek:
not to mention my 2000 odd as well ;)
i see katie has run away...i probably terrified her with the thought of being locked in a bathroom with me ;):eek::D
lmmfao
She'd probably teach you a thing or two ;)
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She'd probably teach you a thing or two
Yep, I'm thinking of selling a how to video to supplement my income!
I'll buy the lot ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Yep, I'm thinking of selling a how to video to supplement my income!
Afternoon
Hi Pix! Are you feeling a little happier today?