The years of golden pokermen?
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The years of golden pokermen?
Simon Cowell has stolen my trumpets.
How foul :mad:
You used to be bitter years ago, or maybe still.Quote:
Originally Posted by wossname
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Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
Cellotape is sexy on a menu.
I hear that.
One less turnip and a small waistcoat, please.
And and, or or and? Not or and not and and or or and not or! Lolz
Thatcher relies on plum pudding.
Unbelievably compressed wheat bread on a luminal piece of static tastes like military grade tin after being saturated in water juice...
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Dapper sprouts prefer bingo to roulette, but not when it's a noodle.
salami, noodles, sardines, Gumby.
Your inflatable pope will not fit in any of my boxes.
Tungsten is not an element renowned for it's affability among the clergy.
There is a love
A love inside me
I call it venison.
Dear Meat
Are you deer meat?
My member of parliament has adopted an extra shoe tree.
White dwarf stars are the only source of vertion.
Everything is bleak and gray when fried in mayonnaise:
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Purple pickles are not preferred by pumpernickel eating pediatrists that have a preponderance of pimples.
Goat.Quote:
Originally Posted by EntityX
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Originally Posted by Bonker Gudd
Your scrabble does not impress.
Having a go to the max, maxing to teh go, der Bratwurst ist das uber Futter.
Curiosity sunk the pirate's ship
Transformers is a great movie.
Purple, both times.
But the roadworker told me donkey dung would do fine as lubricant.
Spanners.
Won't fix it, not without the starfish.
Ninety sweat for the match.
Not the green ones :(
They don't fit.
Spindly Rupert brought more than he needed and had to use them on himself!
We're going to need more balconies to store all of the nation's dog poo for later use.
I am Jack's pink sweater.
How you digest Gorilla.
Who took my leprechauns?
I will need them by tomorrow or heaven will break loose!
This bunk is reserved for shrimp of a higher moral calibre. You there, notify the Captain at once!
Standards are slipping, Hennimore.
To be or not to be. That is not a question.
You are now my platypus.
A lifetime can be spent on the planning, but nary a moment putting a saddle on a llama.
You can steam-clean leopards all you want but it won't earn you a second Nobel Prize, Doctor Bungo!
When you fill the bucket with water, cats will start feeding orange to the little elephants.
Bloody Chilean miner publicity stunt.
I wish I had an infected strawberry right now...
I am as modest as a punch pad.
You have a large cabbage in your tuba.
You have a large tuba in your cabbage.
It's the swamp donkey.
When you fill the bucket with cats, water will start feeding elephants to the little orange.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigB
Antelope milk makes good cheese.
Change is total cents.
When hungry, eat a penguin.
Teams of spinach experts have been working around the clock to bring you - MORE SPINACH! Rejoice.
Several insomniac watchmakers are working round the clock.
I didn't order a coffee, you wombat...
Meet the unhappy chutney.
The pile is null.
Is what you're gonna do what you gotta do or what you gotta do what you're gonna do?
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