What can I play then????
Maybe I'll start the Order of the Post Race, and retire to a remote tibetan monastery surrounded by a moat filled with beer, and waited upon hand and foot by devoted young women...
Or, more likely, not!
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What can I play then????
Maybe I'll start the Order of the Post Race, and retire to a remote tibetan monastery surrounded by a moat filled with beer, and waited upon hand and foot by devoted young women...
Or, more likely, not!
what does she do?
she better not make gaffer dress up in fishnets again.. :barf:
No, you play the quiet librarian whom nobody suspects actually keeps his dead victims in the librarys back room. That is because nobody actually suspects you of being the psychotic axeman that you really are.
td.
Mwahahahahaha! I'll do that then....
<sneaks up behind td with a large chopper...>
Katie, The Evil Tempress, convinces Dennis, The Camp Hairdresser, that he is not gay, by locking him in a very small room, with 20 very fat smelly men all going at it hammer and tong.
After that, Dennis doesn't really have the stomach for it any more.
td.
*Dennis pays CS to do same to gaffer*
Which of the above posts did that refer to???????
LOL!!!
td.
damnit, this thread is making me look worse every post!!!
this one
Quote:
<sneaks up behind td with a large chopper...>
So. I think we can all safely assume Dennis has certain repressed feelings he needs to attend to.
Dennis, no one will judge you here.
td.
apart from everyone
Oh yes, forget about them.
Dennis, nobody (apart from everyone) will judge you here.
td.
yep
I'll definatley judge you
how do you center a msgbox?
in access database, that is.
Whoaaa, curveball from 222!!
Bloody hell, wasn't expecting that one. I reckon 222 is a bit lost.
td.
don't i get some congratulations on my 100 posts?
(and if i'm in the middle of conversation, just ignore me)
Some one has to come along and spoil the fun ;)
222, you would have had 101 if you posted that in the right place ;-)
td.
story of my life...
wrong place at wrong time... :(
Cheer up old boy. Life can't be all that bad. At least you can be thankfull you not ??????
;-)
td.
hey i have an idea that will never work.
let's do the opposite!
each one will go to his posts, and delete them.
we can see if we can go back to zero.
(and if we are really good, maybe even go for -inifinty)
well mevermind... just an idea (that will never work:)
Yes 222. What a good idea.
/me looks at everyone else and slowly waves his finger around in a circular motion...
td.
Check out the view count!
td.
it is, isn't it?
/me get's all excited
and then... and then we can do it even in all the others forums.
( shall i /quit ???)
I hope Dennis is OK
<expects to see empty bottle of Valium on floor>
I was chatting to him on ICQ, he's fine
I sure he'll be fine once he hits puberty ;-)
td.
Back from Lunch, waving my large AXE like a mad librarian should...
Waheeeyy!!! Back to the rude and lewd! Axes, choppers, Grifters, Tomahawks, jumpers for goalposts, mm, isn't it?
now now td. give him credit, he is bloody smart even though he can't drink, drive, or go to gay bars yet ;)
<chops several important parts of gaffers anatomy with axe, and sends them to dennis>
I agree, he's a top bloke. He'll be even better when he gets himself laid for the first time (when he's figured out which bus he's on ;-)
td.
Cracking topics lads. I've been busy for once.
Cheers,
P.
lol! "What bus he is on". Not heard that one b4. Shirtlifter was always my favourite...
... but it's a bit direct.
Cyber, you are bad for doing that. Dennis, can i have my cock back please? Don't get it mixed up with my leg...
Slightly light on the loafers...
Paul, where have you been. Don't say working, 'cause we don't believe you.
td.
I do not want to know what the hell you are talking about!
td.
<laughs really hard> - light on the loafers!!!
Wonderful, please keep it coming (pardon the expression)
Wotcha paul...
See Cybersurfer post - he cut part of me up and sent them to Dennis. I want tehm back, s'all
err...whatever!
td.
Come on, calm down! Back to the film!
I can't concentrate on the film, Gaffer's gone all weird.
td.
<wibble>
/me shrieks "help, help, somebody help him"
td.
afternoon paul, as you can see were all either bent, sweedish, weird and defianatley deranged
And some of us are all of the above (or are certainly trying to achieve it)
To be frank, it is the new ringtone my colleague has on his Nokia that is drving menuts:
Old mcDonald had a farm..
i'm quite happy with my ring tone, i've got kernkraft400 - zombie nation
Kill him.
td.
I'm going with td on this. To make it worse, this NEANDERTHAL critisized my ringtone (Adagio for Strings, Barber) as being "not cheerful enough". Office joker. Garfield ties. Wacky screensaver. You're right td, death
<Gaffer suddenly develops a thousand yeard stare>
Alright the truth - I've been stuck on a bus...:D
P.
<makes mincemeat out of Ianpbakers head with some skillful Axework to put a Medeival Knight to shame...>
Gaffer, Is a thousand yeard stare a thousand yards for a millenium?
P.
slight problem cyber, there is absolutley nothing in my head to make anything with maybee aprt from a couple og goldfish who are renting the space
Gadnammit...well, I'll have to chop of something else then. Something that dennis would be very glad to receiver ;-)
I think i've unleashed a beast in Cyber...
td.
Paul, oops sorry, I meant a thousand beard stare...
What with td's beast, Cyber's Axe, and you working, I'm all a tizzy...
<there's no place like home, there's no place like home>
the goldfish are very polite. no parties with loud music, they respect my privacy and they clean out their trash
Have you guys been taking something today...
P.