here is an idea

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with....

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie ....

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie reminded SD that most pixies...especially one's resembling Tinkerbell, loved to be eaten. When SD had eaten his fill of pixies he sat back with a satisfied smile and said to Parksie...

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie reminded SD that most pixies...especially one's resembling Tinkerbell, loved to be eaten. When SD had eaten his fill of pixies he sat back with a satisfied smile and said to Parksie "Ay, that Tinkerbell has a witty comeback everytime!". Suddenly he stopped and stared at the horizon. "Look", he exclaimed, "Isn't that....

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie reminded SD that most pixies...especially one's resembling Tinkerbell, loved to be eaten. When SD had eaten his fill of pixies he sat back with a satisfied smile and said to Parksie "Ay, that Tinkerbell has a witty comeback everytime!". Suddenly he stopped and stared at the horizon. "Look", he exclaimed, "Isn't that lovliest rainbow you've ever seen? Everyone looked at SD rather oddly. Eating those Pixies must have had an adverse effect on him. He was no longer an evil demon. All he could think about was....

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie reminded SD that most pixies...especially one's resembling Tinkerbell, loved to be eaten. When SD had eaten his fill of pixies he sat back with a satisfied smile and said to Parksie "Ay, that Tinkerbell has a witty comeback everytime!". Suddenly he stopped and stared at the horizon. "Look", he exclaimed, "Isn't that lovliest rainbow you've ever seen? Everyone looked at SD rather oddly. Eating those Pixies must have had an adverse effect on him. He was no longer an evil demon. All he could think about was raindrops on roses and bright coloured posies, brown little kittens wrapped up with string, these were a few of his favourite things.

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hairy fairy :). Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat her whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.:)

Just then Katie burst into song with "

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hary fairy . Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie....

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hairy fairy . Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat her whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie....

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hairy fairy . Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat her whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie wielding a large black rubber cock......

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hairy fairy . Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat her whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie wielding a large black rubber cockroach. She waved it in his face and said...

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie. She warned him that Tinkerbells did not like to be squished but preferred to be on top. With that Parksie turned twelve shades of red and promised never to cause pixies to be squished ever again. As SD smoothed the wrinkles from his beautiful blue dress, Parksie began to realize that if he ever wanted to get in Katie's good graces again he would have to....

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie. She warned him that Tinkerbells did not like to be squished but preferred to be on top. With that Parksie turned twelve shades of red and promised never to cause pixies to be squished ever again. As SD smoothed the wrinkles from his beautiful blue dress, Parksie began to realize that if he ever wanted to get in Katie's good graces again he would have to promise total obedience to her...

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie. She warned him that Tinkerbells did not like to be squished but preferred to be on top. With that Parksie turned twelve shades of red and promised never to cause pixies to be squished ever again. As SD smoothed the wrinkles from his beautiful blue dress, Parksie began to realize that if he ever wanted to get in Katie's good graces again he would have to promise total obedience to her. Katie realized that as good as that sounded, it would be unfair of her to do this to Parksie as being totally obedient goes again the nature of any red-blooded teenager. She let him off the hook but did tell him that he would have to promise to never let her down when she needed someone to...

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie. She warned him that Tinkerbells did not like to be squished but preferred to be on top. With that Parksie turned twelve shades of red and promised never to cause pixies to be squished ever again. As SD smoothed the wrinkles from his beautiful blue dress, Parksie began to realize that if he ever wanted to get in Katie's good graces again he would have to promise total obedience to her. Katie realized that as good as that sounded, it would be unfair of her to do this to Parksie as being totally obedient goes again the nature of any red-blooded teenager. She let him off the hook but did tell him that he would have to promise to never let her down when she needed someone to bring her up ;)

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie. She warned him that Tinkerbells did not like to be squished but preferred to be on top. With that Parksie turned twelve shades of red and promised never to cause pixies to be squished ever again. As SD smoothed the wrinkles from his beautiful blue dress, Parksie began to realize that if he ever wanted to get in Katie's good graces again he would have to promise total obedience to her. Katie realized that as good as that sounded, it would be unfair of her to do this to Parksie as being totally obedient goes again the nature of any red-blooded teenager. She let him off the hook but did tell him that he would have to promise to never let her down when she needed someone to bring her up . Having agreed upon this, Parksie, SD and Katie headed off in the direction of the nearest.....

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie. She warned him that Tinkerbells did not like to be squished but preferred to be on top. With that Parksie turned twelve shades of red and promised never to cause pixies to be squished ever again. As SD smoothed the wrinkles from his beautiful blue dress, Parksie began to realize that if he ever wanted to get in Katie's good graces again he would have to promise total obedience to her. Katie realized that as good as that sounded, it would be unfair of her to do this to Parksie as being totally obedient goes again the nature of any red-blooded teenager. She let him off the hook but did tell him that he would have to promise to never let her down when she needed someone to bring her up . Having agreed upon this, Parksie, SD and Katie headed off in the direction of the nearest public toilet since nobody had been since the beginning of the story and Parksie's rubber suit was cramping his style. Unfortunately it had melted on to him and Katie had to....

Having agreed upon this, Parksie, SD and Katie headed off in the direction of the nearest public toilet since nobody had been since the beginning of the story and Parksie's rubber suit was cramping his style. Unfortunately it had melted on to him and Katie had to sprinkle him liberally with fairy dust while he thought happy thoughts. This freed him from the rubber suit but as the group quickly found out, under the suit was the pinkest, wrinkliest ball gown Katie had ever seen. They also noticed that it was the same style as SDs gown. This sent SD into a rage since he wanted to be the bell of the ball. He began shouting "That's my dress you b*stard" and throwing wine gums at Parksie. Under the tirad of fruit flavoured sweeties Parksie began to hiccup uncontrollably after swallowing several. SD pointed out that it was better for men to spit it out than to swallow. This perplexed Parksie as he had very little experience in the matter. SD promised to explain it to him but before he could a giant appeared on the horizon. In a booming voice he announced "kittens, Kittens, get yer loverly kittens tied up with string. 3 for a penny".

Now it has already been mentioned that one of SD's favourite things is a kitten tied up with string, so he brought three and promptly started to juggle them. "Do you have any chainsaws?" asked SD. The giant replied....

Now it has already been mentioned that one of SD's favourite things is a kitten tied up with string, so he brought three and promptly started to juggle them. "Do you have any chainsaws?" asked SD. The giant replied "Chainsaws are mechanical monstrosities. I do not hold with such things" He then began to prance around singing songs of love and peace. This frightened SD greatly. He dropped the kittens he had been juggling, grabbed Katie and Parksie and began to run. As they ran they lost there way. They looked around for a familiar landmark but all they could see was miles and miles of....

Now it has already been mentioned that one of SD's favourite things is a kitten tied up with string, so he brought three and promptly started to juggle them. "Do you have any chainsaws?" asked SD. The giant replied "Chainsaws are mechanical monstrosities. I do not hold with such things" He then began to prance around singing songs of love and peace. This frightened SD greatly. He dropped the kittens he had been juggling, grabbed Katie and Parksie and began to run. As they ran they lost there way. They looked around for a familiar landmark but all they could see was miles and miles of custard. Custard as far as the eye could see. Strange really, because it wasn't there before -- must have been a memory leak in one of Mark's programs. Inflatable Ingrid saved the day because they used her as a flotation device (once she'd been emptied) and they.........

Now it has already been mentioned that one of SD's favourite things is a kitten tied up with string, so he brought three and promptly started to juggle them. "Do you have any chainsaws?" asked SD. The giant replied "Chainsaws are mechanical monstrosities. I do not hold with such things" He then began to prance around singing songs of love and peace. This frightened SD greatly. He dropped the kittens he had been juggling, grabbed Katie and Parksie and began to run. As they ran they lost their way. They looked around for a familiar landmark but all they could see was miles and miles of custard. Custard as far as the eye could see. Strange really, because it wasn't there before -- must have been a memory leak in one of Mark's programs. Inflatable Ingrid saved the day because they used her as a flotation device (once she'd been emptied) and they all floated happily across the custard sea. At last they were safe....or so they thought. They looked behind them to make sure the giant wasn't following them. What they saw made Parksie scream like a pinched pig. The giant was coming fast behind them with a giant spoon. He was shoveling custard in his mouth faster than they could row Ingrid. Katie had a plan...(as she always does)..she reached down and unplugged Ingrid's stopper. As the air rushed out they immediately went speeding through the custard and straight into.....

Now it has already been mentioned that one of SD's favourite things is a kitten tied up with string, so he brought three and promptly started to juggle them. "Do you have any chainsaws?" asked SD. The giant replied "Chainsaws are mechanical monstrosities. I do not hold with such things" He then began to prance around singing songs of love and peace. This frightened SD greatly. He dropped the kittens he had been juggling, grabbed Katie and Parksie and began to run. As they ran they lost their way. They looked around for a familiar landmark but all they could see was miles and miles of custard. Custard as far as the eye could see. Strange really, because it wasn't there before -- must have been a memory leak in one of Mark's programs. Inflatable Ingrid saved the day because they used her as a flotation device (once she'd been emptied) and they all floated happily across the custard sea. At last they were safe....or so they thought. They looked behind them to make sure the giant wasn't following them. What they saw made Parksie scream like a pinched pig. The giant was coming fast behind them with a giant spoon. He was shoveling custard in his mouth faster than they could row Ingrid. Katie had a plan...(as she always does)..she reached down and unplugged Ingrid's stopper. As the air rushed out they immediately went speeding through the custard and straight into a backalley, katie looks around concerned as they have no idea where they are.
just then the fearsome figure of matthew le tissier approaches them, le tissier - quite possibly the ugliest footballer around - is going 2 attack the three, but there r no weapons available, but then out of the darkness....ghostryder comes speeding out of the darkness brandishing a huge chain, he uses this 2 beat the monkey crap out of le tissier.
katie jumps on the back of the bike, and 4 parksie and SD, he produces a super side car. then they all ride off
"where 2 katie??" ghost asks
"well ghosty, let go to.............

Now it has already been mentioned that one of SD's favourite things is a kitten tied up with string, so he brought three and promptly started to juggle them. "Do you have any chainsaws?" asked SD. The giant replied "Chainsaws are mechanical monstrosities. I do not hold with such things" He then began to prance around singing songs of love and peace. This frightened SD greatly. He dropped the kittens he had been juggling, grabbed Katie and Parksie and began to run. As they ran they lost their way. They looked around for a familiar landmark but all they could see was miles and miles of custard. Custard as far as the eye could see. Strange really, because it wasn't there before -- must have been a memory leak in one of Mark's programs. Inflatable Ingrid saved the day because they used her as a flotation device (once she'd been emptied) and they all floated happily across the custard sea. At last they were safe....or so they thought. They looked behind them to make sure the giant wasn't following them. What they saw made Parksie scream like a pinched pig. The giant was coming fast behind them with a giant spoon. He was shoveling custard in his mouth faster than they could row Ingrid. Katie had a plan...(as she always does)..she reached down and unplugged Ingrid's stopper. As the air rushed out they immediately went speeding through the custard and straight into a backalley, katie looks around concerned as they have no idea where they are.
just then the fearsome figure of matthew le tissier approaches them, le tissier - quite possibly the ugliest footballer around - is going 2 attack the three, but there r no weapons available, but then out of the darkness....ghostryder comes speeding out of the darkness brandishing a huge chain, he uses this 2 beat the monkey crap out of le tissier.
katie jumps on the back of the bike, and 4 parksie and SD, he produces a super side car. then they all ride off
"where 2 katie??" ghost asks
"well ghosty, let's go to Baskin and Robbins for a triple fudge delight...my treat! They all cheered. "I Scream, you scream, we all cheer for Ice Cream!" This really irritated Katie as she was suffering from a very thin plot line and had to resort to trite little rhymes to get her through the post. Just when she thought she had run out of good ideas they spied Jism standing on the side of the road showing some leg..hoping to hitch a ride with the group. "Woo Hoo" shouted SD. "Look at those gams!"......

Having agreed upon this, Parksie, SD and Katie headed off in the direction of the nearest public toilet since nobody had been since the beginning of the story and Parksie's rubber suit was cramping his style. Unfortunately it had melted on to him and Katie had to sprinkle him liberally with fairy dust while he thought happy thoughts. This freed him from the rubber suit but as the group quickly found out, under the suit was the pinkest, wrinkliest ball gown Katie had ever seen. They also noticed that it was the same style as SDs gown. This sent SD into a rage since he wanted to be the bell of the ball. He began shouting "That's my dress you b*stard" and throwing wine gums at Parksie. Under the tirad of fruit flavoured sweeties Parksie began to hiccup uncontrollably after swallowing several. SD pointed out that it was better for men to spit it out than to swallow. This perplexed Parksie as he had very little experience in the matter. SD promised to explain it to him but before he could a giant appeared on the horizon. In a booming voice he announced "...does anyone here have a light?"

Jim Jethro quickly replied "You've jumped the plot back at least an hour, Jota! Are we caught in that damned time-space continuim thingy?. Quick read ahead and find out what happens so we don't relive the entire bad plot over again!"

Now it has already been mentioned that one of SD's favourite things is a kitten tied up with string, so he brought three and promptly started to juggle them. "Do you have any chainsaws?" asked SD. The giant replied "Chainsaws are mechanical monstrosities. I do not hold with such things" He then began to prance around singing songs of love and peace. This frightened SD greatly. He dropped the kittens he had been juggling, grabbed Katie and Parksie and began to run. As they ran they lost their way. They looked around for a familiar landmark but all they could see was miles and miles of custard. Custard as far as the eye could see. Strange really, because it wasn't there before -- must have been a memory leak in one of Mark's programs. Inflatable Ingrid saved the day because they used her as a flotation device (once she'd been emptied) and they all floated happily across the custard sea. At last they were safe....or so they thought. They looked behind them to make sure the giant wasn't following them. What they saw made Parksie scream like a pinched pig. The giant was coming fast behind them with a giant spoon. He was shoveling custard in his mouth faster than they could row Ingrid. Katie had a plan...(as she always does)..she reached down and unplugged Ingrid's stopper. As the air rushed out they immediately went speeding through the custard and straight into a backalley, katie looks around concerned as they have no idea where they are.
just then the fearsome figure of matthew le tissier approaches them, le tissier - quite possibly the ugliest footballer around - is going 2 attack the three, but there r no weapons available, but then out of the darkness....ghostryder comes speeding out of the darkness brandishing a huge chain, he uses this 2 beat the monkey crap out of le tissier.
katie jumps on the back of the bike, and 4 parksie and SD, he produces a super side car. then they all ride off
"where 2 katie??" ghost asks
"well ghosty, let's go to Baskin and Robbins for a triple fudge delight...my treat! They all cheered. "I Scream, you scream, we all cheer for Ice Cream!" This really irritated Katie as she was suffering from a very thin plot line and had to resort to trite little rhymes to get her through the post. Just when she thought she had run out of good ideas they spied Jism standing on the side of the road showing some leg..hoping to hitch a ride with the group. "Woo Hoo" shouted SD. "Look at those gams!"......

(Sorry I was reading an article :p )

Now it has already been mentioned that one of SD's favourite things is a kitten tied up with string, so he brought three and promptly started to juggle them. "Do you have any chainsaws?" asked SD. The giant replied "Chainsaws are mechanical monstrosities. I do not hold with such things" He then began to prance around singing songs of love and peace. This frightened SD greatly. He dropped the kittens he had been juggling, grabbed Katie and Parksie and began to run. As they ran they lost their way. They looked around for a familiar landmark but all they could see was miles and miles of custard. Custard as far as the eye could see. Strange really, because it wasn't there before -- must have been a memory leak in one of Mark's programs. Inflatable Ingrid saved the day because they used her as a flotation device (once she'd been emptied) and they all floated happily across the custard sea. At last they were safe....or so they thought. They looked behind them to make sure the giant wasn't following them. What they saw made Parksie scream like a pinched pig. The giant was coming fast behind them with a giant spoon. He was shoveling custard in his mouth faster than they could row Ingrid. Katie had a plan...(as she always does)..she reached down and unplugged Ingrid's stopper. As the air rushed out they immediately went speeding through the custard and straight into a backalley, katie looks around concerned as they have no idea where they are.
just then the fearsome figure of matthew le tissier approaches them, le tissier - quite possibly the ugliest footballer around - is going 2 attack the three, but there r no weapons available, but then out of the darkness....ghostryder comes speeding out of the darkness brandishing a huge chain, he uses this 2 beat the monkey crap out of le tissier.
katie jumps on the back of the bike, and 4 parksie and SD, he produces a super side car. then they all ride off
"where 2 katie??" ghost asks
"well ghosty, let's go to Baskin and Robbins for a triple fudge delight...my treat! They all cheered. "I Scream, you scream, we all cheer for Ice Cream!" This really irritated Katie as she was suffering from a very thin plot line and had to resort to trite little rhymes to get her through the post. Just when she thought she had run out of good ideas they spied Jism standing on the side of the road showing some leg..hoping to hitch a ride with the group. "Woo Hoo" shouted SD. "Look at those gams!"... But it was too late, because before they could do anything, he was picked up by some gu(a)ys in a car. All he could say to them before leaving was: "...

Sorry, this is kinda off-topic, but I'd like to point 2 things:

First: You guys work fast! Could you please type a bit slower?!

Second: You should use a vocabulary that people can understand. WHAT THE HELL ARE GAMS?!!!

katie jumps on the back of the bike, and 4 parksie and SD, he produces a super side car. then they all ride off
"where 2 katie??" ghost asks
"well ghosty, let's go to Baskin and Robbins for a triple fudge delight...my treat! They all cheered. "I Scream, you scream, we all cheer for Ice Cream!" This really irritated Katie as she was suffering from a very thin plot line and had to resort to trite little rhymes to get her through the post. Just when she thought she had run out of good ideas they spied Jism standing on the side of the road showing some leg..hoping to hitch a ride with the group. "Woo Hoo" shouted SD. "Look at those gams!"... But it was too late, because before they could do anything, he was picked up by some gu(a)ys in a car. All he could say to them before leaving was: "cya guys, this hunk is rich and famous, next time you all see me, ill probably be in some magazine like vogue or variety, toodles"

the gang all look on dumbfounded, but after the initial confusion, they all set off for baskin and robbins, on the way, something interesting happens...........

katie jumps on the back of the bike, and 4 parksie and SD, he produces a super side car. then they all ride off
"where 2 katie??" ghost asks
"well ghosty, let's go to Baskin and Robbins for a triple fudge delight...my treat! They all cheered. "I Scream, you scream, we all cheer for Ice Cream!" This really irritated Katie as she was suffering from a very thin plot line and had to resort to trite little rhymes to get her through the post. Just when she thought she had run out of good ideas they spied Jism standing on the side of the road showing some leg..hoping to hitch a ride with the group. "Woo Hoo" shouted SD. "Look at those gams!"... But it was too late, because before they could do anything, he was picked up by some gu(a)ys in a car. All he could say to them before leaving was: "cya guys, this hunk is rich and famous, next time you all see me, ill probably be in some magazine like vogue or variety, toodles"

the gang all look on dumbfounded, but after the initial confusion, they all set off for baskin and robbins, on the way, something interesting happens that totally negates their interest in Ice Cream.

SD starts demanding they save the whales, stop world poverty, and lead the world toward a future of happiness and UNiversal love.

"Ewwwwwwww", says Parksie, " I think he is getting flashbacks from the Pixie intake. Damn knew he shouldn't have garnished them with those mushrooms." (explicit drugs reference).

IT was just too horrible to comprehend, SD as a crazied greeny activist hippy. There was only one thing for it............

katie jumps on the back of the bike, and 4 parksie and SD, he produces a super side car. then they all ride off
"where 2 katie??" ghost asks
"well ghosty, let's go to Baskin and Robbins for a triple fudge delight...my treat! They all cheered. "I Scream, you scream, we all cheer for Ice Cream!" This really irritated Katie as she was suffering from a very thin plot line and had to resort to trite little rhymes to get her through the post. Just when she thought she had run out of good ideas they spied Jism standing on the side of the road showing some leg..hoping to hitch a ride with the group. "Woo Hoo" shouted SD. "Look at those gams!"... But it was too late, because before they could do anything, he was picked up by some gu(a)ys in a car. All he could say to them before leaving was: "cya guys, this hunk is rich and famous, next time you all see me, ill probably be in some magazine like vogue or variety, toodles"

the gang all look on dumbfounded, but after the initial confusion, they all set off for baskin and robbins, on the way, something interesting happens that totally negates their interest in Ice Cream.

SD starts demanding they save the whales, stop world poverty, and lead the world toward a future of happiness and UNiversal love.

"Ewwwwwwww", says Parksie, " I think he is getting flashbacks from the Pixie intake. Damn knew he shouldn't have garnished them with those mushrooms." (explicit drugs reference).

IT was just too horrible to comprehend, SD as a crazied greeny activist hippy. There was only one thing for it. They headed up to Dennis' house to get him an NRA membership. The sight of that arsenal would surely snap SD out of it! Katie strongly objected to this plan as she was a bit of a tree hugger herself. She suggested that they....

the gang all look on dumbfounded, but after the initial confusion, they all set off for baskin and robbins, on the way, something interesting happens that totally negates their interest in Ice Cream.

SD starts demanding they save the whales, stop world poverty, and lead the world toward a future of happiness and UNiversal love.

"Ewwwwwwww", says Parksie, " I think he is getting flashbacks from the Pixie intake. Damn knew he shouldn't have garnished them with those mushrooms." (explicit drugs reference).

IT was just too horrible to comprehend, SD as a crazied greeny activist hippy. There was only one thing for it. They headed up to Dennis' house to get him an NRA membership. The sight of that arsenal would surely snap SD out of it! Katie strongly objected to this plan as she was a bit of a tree hugger herself. She suggested that they catch up to Jethro, who had the cures for most drug induced states. Unfortunatly the rampaging aussie was currently in the evil clutches of....

IT was just too horrible to comprehend, SD as a crazied greeny activist hippy. There was only one thing for it. They headed up to Dennis' house to get him an NRA membership. The sight of that arsenal would surely snap SD out of it! Katie strongly objected to this plan as she was a bit of a tree hugger herself. She suggested that they catch up to Jethro, who had the cures for most drug induced states. Unfortunatly the rampaging aussie was currently in the evil clutches of a band of three breasted aliens from the planet Techsass. They wanted his recipe for mushroom quiche and they weren't taking no for an answer! This was fine with Jethro as he was quite enjoying the way the women were....

IT was just too horrible to comprehend, SD as a crazied greeny activist hippy. There was only one thing for it. They headed up to Dennis' house to get him an NRA membership. The sight of that arsenal would surely snap SD out of it! Katie strongly objected to this plan as she was a bit of a tree hugger herself. She suggested that they catch up to Jethro, who had the cures for most drug induced states. Unfortunatly the rampaging aussie was currently in the evil clutches of a band of three breasted aliens from the planet Techsass. They wanted his recipe for mushroom quiche and they weren't taking no for an answer! This was fine with Jethro as he was quite enjoying the way the women were.... rubbing themselves, getting him all aroused, but the women all served under a leader, a horrific leader

RICHARD SIMMONS!!

the pint-sized power-mad maniac approached jethro, and then asked him what his recipie for mushroom quiche, when jethro refused, he strapped him in2 his "shake your booty" machine, the ultimate form of torture!! jethro is stuck in the machine and screaming in pain....

IT was just too horrible to comprehend, SD as a crazied greeny activist hippy. There was only one thing for it. They headed up to Dennis' house to get him an NRA membership. The sight of that arsenal would surely snap SD out of it! Katie strongly objected to this plan as she was a bit of a tree hugger herself. She suggested that they catch up to Jethro, who had the cures for most drug induced states. Unfortunatly the rampaging aussie was currently in the evil clutches of a band of three breasted aliens from the planet Techsass. They wanted his recipe for mushroom quiche and they weren't taking no for an answer! This was fine with Jethro as he was quite enjoying the way the women were.... rubbing themselves, getting him all aroused, but the women all served under a leader, a horrific leader

RICHARD SIMMONS!!

the pint-sized power-mad maniac approached jethro, and then asked him what his recipie for mushroom quiche, when jethro refused, he strapped him in2 his "shake your booty" machine, the ultimate form of torture!! jethro is stuck in the machine and screaming in pain when out of the blue came the wonderful Ozzie. He began to sing and Richard Simmons fled in terror. The beautiful women, seeing their leader conquered, pledge undying loyalty to the Oz man. With one on each arm he disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This left Jethro in a terrible state. "What am I supposed to do with this now?" Jethro said pointing to his.......

the pint-sized power-mad maniac approached jethro, and then asked him what his recipie for mushroom quiche, when jethro refused, he strapped him in2 his "shake your booty" machine, the ultimate form of torture!! jethro is stuck in the machine and screaming in pain when out of the blue came the wonderful Ozzie. He began to sing and Richard Simmons fled in terror. The beautiful women, seeing their leader conquered, pledge undying loyalty to the Oz man. With one on each arm he disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This left Jethro in a terrible state. "What am I supposed to do with this now?" Jethro said pointing to his hot throbbing, halfed bake quiche, (the machine had been just too much to indure). "Damn l guess i will just have to take out my......

the pint-sized power-mad maniac approached jethro, and then asked him what his recipie for mushroom quiche, when jethro refused, he strapped him in2 his "shake your booty" machine, the ultimate form of torture!! jethro is stuck in the machine and screaming in pain when out of the blue came the wonderful Ozzie. He began to sing and Richard Simmons fled in terror. The beautiful women, seeing their leader conquered, pledge undying loyalty to the Oz man. With one on each arm he disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This left Jethro in a terrible state. "What am I supposed to do with this now?" Jethro said pointing to his hot throbbing, halfed bake quiche, (the machine had been just too much to indure). "Damn l guess i will just have to take out my spare set of cutlery so you all can sample my cooking. SD, who needed it the most after eating so many pixies, dug in. "Oh my" said SD. This tastes just like.....

the pint-sized power-mad maniac approached jethro, and then asked him what his recipie for mushroom quiche, when jethro refused, he strapped him in2 his "shake your booty" machine, the ultimate form of torture!! jethro is stuck in the machine and screaming in pain when out of the blue came the wonderful Ozzie. He began to sing and Richard Simmons fled in terror. The beautiful women, seeing their leader conquered, pledge undying loyalty to the Oz man. With one on each arm he disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This left Jethro in a terrible state. "What am I supposed to do with this now?" Jethro said pointing to his hot throbbing, halfed bake quiche, (the machine had been just too much to indure). "Damn l guess i will just have to take out my spare set of cutlery so you all can sample my cooking. SD, who needed it the most after eating so many pixies, dug in. "Oh my" said SD. "This tastes just like a Sara Lee product l used to eat in college"

"Well you wouldn't think l would divulge the actual ass kicking recipe do you", stated Jethro, "Only Jamie Oliver could have that. It's so simple l'm almost embarrased to use it. Wizard. Now whats the problem SD, the piles playing up again or....

the pint-sized power-mad maniac approached jethro, and then asked him what his recipie for mushroom quiche, when jethro refused, he strapped him in2 his "shake your booty" machine, the ultimate form of torture!! jethro is stuck in the machine and screaming in pain when out of the blue came the wonderful Ozzie. He began to sing and Richard Simmons fled in terror. The beautiful women, seeing their leader conquered, pledge undying loyalty to the Oz man. With one on each arm he disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This left Jethro in a terrible state. "What am I supposed to do with this now?" Jethro said pointing to his hot throbbing, halfed bake quiche, (the machine had been just too much to indure). "Damn l guess i will just have to take out my spare set of cutlery so you all can sample my cooking. SD, who needed it the most after eating so many pixies, dug in. "Oh my" said SD. "This tastes just like a Sara Lee product l used to eat in college"

"Well you wouldn't think l would divulge the actual ass kicking recipe do you", stated Jethro, "Only Jamie Oliver could have that. It's so simple l'm almost embarrased to use it. Wizard. Now whats the problem SD, the piles playing up again or what??

"we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate and the........

the pint-sized power-mad maniac approached jethro, and then asked him what his recipie for mushroom quiche, when jethro refused, he strapped him in2 his "shake your booty" machine, the ultimate form of torture!! jethro is stuck in the machine and screaming in pain when out of the blue came the wonderful Ozzie. He began to sing and Richard Simmons fled in terror. The beautiful women, seeing their leader conquered, pledge undying loyalty to the Oz man. With one on each arm he disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This left Jethro in a terrible state. "What am I supposed to do with this now?" Jethro said pointing to his hot throbbing, halfed bake quiche, (the machine had been just too much to indure). "Damn l guess i will just have to take out my spare set of cutlery so you all can sample my cooking. SD, who needed it the most after eating so many pixies, dug in. "Oh my" said SD. "This tastes just like a Sara Lee product l used to eat in college"

"Well you wouldn't think l would divulge the actual ass kicking recipe do you", stated Jethro, "Only Jamie Oliver could have that. It's so simple l'm almost embarrased to use it. Wizard. Now whats the problem SD, the piles playing up again or what??

"we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate, and the sweat of a yak, a black jelly baby, three toad legs, a twig of basil (for the italians among us), and of course we will have to get these tobacco leaves rolled on a virgin's thighs. Hmmm now where are we going to find a virgin?"

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could......

the pint-sized power-mad maniac approached jethro, and then asked him what his recipie for mushroom quiche, when jethro refused, he strapped him in2 his "shake your booty" machine, the ultimate form of torture!! jethro is stuck in the machine and screaming in pain when out of the blue came the wonderful Ozzie. He began to sing and Richard Simmons fled in terror. The beautiful women, seeing their leader conquered, pledge undying loyalty to the Oz man. With one on each arm he disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This left Jethro in a terrible state. "What am I supposed to do with this now?" Jethro said pointing to his hot throbbing, halfed bake quiche, (the machine had been just too much to indure). "Damn l guess i will just have to take out my spare set of cutlery so you all can sample my cooking. SD, who needed it the most after eating so many pixies, dug in. "Oh my" said SD. "This tastes just like a Sara Lee product l used to eat in college"

"Well you wouldn't think l would divulge the actual ass kicking recipe do you", stated Jethro, "Only Jamie Oliver could have that. It's so simple l'm almost embarrased to use it. Wizard. Now whats the problem SD, the piles playing up again or what??

"we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate, and the sweat of a yak, a black jelly baby, three toad legs, a twig of basil (for the italians among us), and of course we will have to get these tobacco leaves rolled on a virgin's thighs. Hmmm now where are we going to find a virgin?"

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!" :)

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well........

the pint-sized power-mad maniac approached jethro, and then asked him what his recipie for mushroom quiche, when jethro refused, he strapped him in2 his "shake your booty" machine, the ultimate form of torture!! jethro is stuck in the machine and screaming in pain when out of the blue came the wonderful Ozzie. He began to sing and Richard Simmons fled in terror. The beautiful women, seeing their leader conquered, pledge undying loyalty to the Oz man. With one on each arm he disappeared as quickly as he arrived. This left Jethro in a terrible state. "What am I supposed to do with this now?" Jethro said pointing to his hot throbbing, halfed bake quiche, (the machine had been just too much to indure). "Damn l guess i will just have to take out my spare set of cutlery so you all can sample my cooking. SD, who needed it the most after eating so many pixies, dug in. "Oh my" said SD. "This tastes just like a Sara Lee product l used to eat in college"

"Well you wouldn't think l would divulge the actual ass kicking recipe do you", stated Jethro, "Only Jamie Oliver could have that. It's so simple l'm almost embarrased to use it. Wizard. Now whats the problem SD, the piles playing up again or what??

"we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate, and the sweat of a yak, a black jelly baby, three toad legs, a twig of basil (for the italians among us), and of course we will have to get these tobacco leaves rolled on a virgin's thighs. Hmmm now where are we going to find a virgin?"

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out .....

"we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate, and the sweat of a yak, a black jelly baby, three toad legs, a twig of basil (for the italians among us), and of course we will have to get these tobacco leaves rolled on a virgin's thighs. Hmmm now where are we going to find a virgin?"

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use..........."

"we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate, and the sweat of a yak, a black jelly baby, three toad legs, a twig of basil (for the italians among us), and of course we will have to get these tobacco leaves rolled on a virgin's thighs. Hmmm now where are we going to find a virgin?"

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"

so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to......

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"

so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with........

we need a cure for SDs drug induced state, he is really mashed"
"no problem" jethro replied "ill just have to mix the potassium benzoate, and the sweat of a yak, a black jelly baby, three toad legs, a twig of basil (for the italians among us), and of course we will have to get these tobacco leaves rolled on a virgin's thighs. Hmmm now where are we going to find a virgin?"

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"

so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to rub it on Parksie's thighs. This is almost too much for Parksie who is writhing and groaning.

Meanwhile SD is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like...........

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"

so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by...

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"

so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by SD who is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like...........

Damn fine recovery SD.

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"

so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by SD who is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like jennifer lopez was giving me a... oh wait, that has nuthin 2 do with dolphins :D"
"but seriously, we should watch out 4 those dolphins, they r cleverer than they let on"
"i agree man" SD said
meanwhile, the chimp has turned the boards on jethro and is dragging him (kicking and screaming) in2 a private room
"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP" parksie was screaming
"what shall we do??" asked ghostryder, holding is titanium chain
katie said "well lets......

Parksie immediatly piped up with "Well we could always use me, everyone thinks im a virgin!!"

"but parksie, are you actually a virgin??" ghostryder asked

"well i haven't used .Net before so i must be a virgin", so they start rolling the tabaco leaves on parksies thighs and he is beginning to get aroused from it and lets out a huge belch! This makes Jethro drop his jar of yak sweat. "Oh no!" cries Jethro. "I don't see any yaks handy so I guess I'll just have to use that guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee"

so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by SD who is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like jennifer lopez was giving me a... oh wait, that has nuthin 2 do with dolphins :D"
"but seriously, we should watch out 4 those dolphins, they r cleverer than they let on"
"i agree man" SD said
meanwhile, the chimp has turned the boards on jethro and is dragging him (kicking and screaming) in2 a private room
"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP" parksie was screaming
"what shall we do??" asked ghostryder, holding is titanium chain
katie said "well lets sell that Titanium chain and go on a weekend long bender... oh, about Jethro or Parksie? Both seem to be in some distress."

Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was ....

so jethro grabs the chimp and begins to chase him around to work him into a sweat. This gives the chimp the wrong idea and he begins to feel amorous toward Jethro. He's not particularly worried though as he has had vast experience with Australians. Suddenlt Jethro is distracted by SD who is entertaining GHost Ryder with his theory on how the blue nose dolphin is the most intelligent creature on the planet. "We better do something quick this is getting serious", Ghost Ryder states, "It reminds me of the time l had no pants on and this chick who looks a lot like jennifer lopez was giving me a... oh wait, that has nuthin 2 do with dolphins "
"but seriously, we should watch out 4 those dolphins, they r cleverer than they let on"
"i agree man" SD said
meanwhile, the chimp has turned the boards on jethro and is dragging him (kicking and screaming) in2 a private room
"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP" parksie was screaming
"what shall we do??" asked ghostryder, holding is titanium chain
katie said "well lets sell that Titanium chain and go on a weekend long bender... oh, about Jethro or Parksie? Both seem to be in some distress."

Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was the chimp, he was sitting on parksie ridin him like a horse!!

parksie was clearly in need of help, so ghostryder wraps the titanium chain around his fist and approaches the chimp, draws back his fist and....................
knocks parksie out!! "well i wasnt gonna hit a chimp was i"
with parksie out cold, the chimp wanders off

"so ghosty, how much could we get 4 your chain??"
"i dont really wanna sell it, its a great weapon, but it could fetch around £10,000"
"£10,000!!! ghost i demand that we sell that chain so we can go on a bender" katie was very insistent in her attitude
ghostryder reluctantly agreed "ok, well lets go 2....................

Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was the chimp, he was sitting on parksie ridin him like a horse!!

parksie was clearly in need of help, so ghostryder wraps the titanium chain around his fist and approaches the chimp, draws back his fist and....................
knocks parksie out!! "well i wasnt gonna hit a chimp was i"
with parksie out cold, the chimp wanders off

"so ghosty, how much could we get 4 your chain??"
"i dont really wanna sell it, its a great weapon, but it could fetch around £10,000"
"£10,000!!! ghost i demand that we sell that chain so we can go on a bender" katie was very insistent in her attitude
ghostryder reluctantly agreed "ok, well lets go 2 Uncle Vinnies HOuse of Chained Delights"

"All right, lets get blind ****e in our pants drunk", Piped up Jethro who was strangly not being molested by the chimp, and was quite upset at this plot development. "Suppose we best take Parksie with us even though he's a southern sherry drinker. Hey any of you guys tried a tequilla slammer."

"Thats an idea," Ghost smiled, "We could probably do with a few beer chasers, and l guess we should get Parksie a shandy or something."

"Naw he can sit in the car with a bag of chips and a glass of lemonade" stated SD who was getting back to his normal farting and belching self without help from any artificial concoction, "I vote we go to Hooters. Ok it's not much but l call it home."

"No SD", Katie said firmly, " The last time we went there you got really drunk and started to molest.................

Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was the chimp, he was sitting on parksie ridin him like a horse!!

parksie was clearly in need of help, so ghostryder wraps the titanium chain around his fist and approaches the chimp, draws back his fist and....................
knocks parksie out!! "well i wasnt gonna hit a chimp was i"
with parksie out cold, the chimp wanders off

"so ghosty, how much could we get 4 your chain??"
"i dont really wanna sell it, its a great weapon, but it could fetch around £10,000"
"£10,000!!! ghost i demand that we sell that chain so we can go on a bender" katie was very insistent in her attitude
ghostryder reluctantly agreed "ok, well lets go 2 Uncle Vinnies HOuse of Chained Delights"

"All right, lets get blind ****e in our pants drunk", Piped up Jethro who was strangly not being molested by the chimp, and was quite upset at this plot development. "Suppose we best take Parksie with us even though he's a southern sherry drinker. Hey any of you guys tried a tequilla slammer."

"Thats an idea," Ghost smiled, "We could probably do with a few beer chasers, and l guess we should get Parksie a shandy or something."

"Naw he can sit in the car with a bag of chips and a glass of lemonade" stated SD who was getting back to his normal farting and belching self without help from any artificial concoction, "I vote we go to Hooters. Ok it's not much but l call it home."

"No SD", Katie said firmly, " The last time we went there you got really drunk and started to molest the barman, he punched u and told u 2 go molest the dancer, when u tried it on with them, they beat u up!!"

ghostryder spoke up "well i dont care where we go, as long as there is another way 4 me 2 get smashed, u see, i am a muslim and therefore dont partake in the alkahol, so ill need some sort of drugs, any suggestions??"

katie said "well ghost, we could always get u some hard drugs like......

Then they all saw why Parksie was screaming like a little girl, it was the chimp, he was sitting on parksie ridin him like a horse!!
parksie was clearly in need of help, so ghostryder wraps the titanium chain around his fist and approaches the chimp, draws back his fist and....................
knocks parksie out!! "well i wasnt gonna hit a chimp was i"
with parksie out cold, the chimp wanders off
"so ghosty, how much could we get 4 your chain??"
"i dont really wanna sell it, its a great weapon, but it could fetch around £10,000"
"£10,000!!! ghost i demand that we sell that chain so we can go on a bender" katie was very insistent in her attitude
ghostryder reluctantly agreed "ok, well lets go 2 Uncle Vinnies HOuse of Chained Delights"
"All right, lets get blind ****e in our pants drunk", Piped up Jethro who was strangly not being molested by the chimp, and was quite upset at this plot development. "Suppose we best take Parksie with us even though he's a southern sherry drinker. Hey any of you guys tried a tequilla slammer."
"Thats an idea," Ghost smiled, "We could probably do with a few beer chasers, and l guess we should get Parksie a shandy or something."
"Naw he can sit in the car with a bag of chips and a glass of lemonade" stated SD who was getting back to his normal farting and belching self without help from any artificial concoction, "I vote we go to Hooters. Ok it's not much but l call it home."
"No SD", Katie said firmly, " The last time we went there you got really drunk and started to molest the barman, he punched u and told u 2 go molest the dancer, when u tried it on with them, they beat u up!!"
ghostryder spoke up "well i dont care where we go, as long as there is another way 4 me 2 get smashed, u see, i am a muslim and therefore dont partake in the alkahol, so ill need some sort of drugs, any suggestions??"
katie said "well ghost, we could always get u some hard drugs like asprin"
"errr, asprin isnt really a hard drug"
"oh yeah, its not"
"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.........

"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.

SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!

"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said.........

SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!

"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and.......

"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.

SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!

"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."

He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.

Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."

Ghostie quickly replied "....

SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!

"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to.......

"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.

SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!

"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."

He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.

Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."

Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and...

I think I'll take a snapshot of this thread just in case it gets closed ;)

"here ghost drink this, its not alkahol" SD handed ghost a glass
ghost drinks the liquid and starts 2 hallucinate
"whoa man, wot the hell is that??"
"guatamalen bare-bottem red-headed chimpanzee sweat"
"good stuff man"
"lets go get mashed people" katie commanded. so they all walked in2 a pub and the bender began.

SD, ghost, Parksie and Jethro follwed Katie into her favorite place. The bar was full of the most beautiful women they had ever seen. They wondered why she would have taken them there. Then the floor show began. As the lights dimmed the most gorgeous assemblege of men can onto the stage and began to perform. The women went wild when they saw this!

"Hey, what about us?", screamed ghost, SD, and Parksie (Jethro was staring at the stage with a gleam in his eye...no one is quite sure why). The women closest to ghost, SD and Parksie turned to them and said "Do you come here often?". "No", replied Parksie, "Usually I prefer to come in private."

He was rewarded by a slap in the face. SD didn't notice as he had attached a mirror to his tail and was usining it to look up the womens skirts.

Katie meanwhile had fought herself to the front of the stage and was hurling her knickers onto the stage. One frantic young girl had clambered up to Ghostie and asked. "What are you, a Ghostie or a Ghoulie. It's just that I like to play with Ghoulies."

Just then another woman came up and said "well, if you think you can do better, you go for it!". So ghost, SD, and parksie jumped up and took the stage. As they began to strip, Jethro found he could no longer control himself. He dropped him hand into his lap and began to.......