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I believe "how to destroy a company that annoyed you" was written by the AAI. (Until proof is given, we'll just refer to "yotamarker" as artificial artificial intelligence :)). It goes something along the lines of "provide their services for free".
I deleted the book off my computer almost immediately after reading the VB.NET section (which claims that Dictionaries are all-powerful and much faster than arrays, and contains a small explanation of ByRef and that's about it) so I don't have a link (it used to be in moti barski's signature but it's gone now). Sorry.
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for nickthissen
http://oron.com/98irlwup1k7u/battle_...ition.rar.html
minitech you are talking about the 1st edition, this is the 3rd edition, it is much more powerfull
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I will name the next one on the stack each time you ask me this because I don't want to put them all in one post...
1. Dictionaries are not faster than arrays.
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when you pmed me you compared dictionary to list
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Did I? In that case, Dictionaries are not faster than Lists, either.
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whatever man i don't answer why only how
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Okay. Next problem:
Quote:
Originally Posted by battle programming 2011
SOFTWARE:
1 installing windows: the best windows is windows pro sp3, after that windows 7. when pc is turned on,
press del to enter bios, insert win cd, choose startup devices from cd(not hd or hard disk), follow install
wizard, when your finished return to bios, and set startup from HD(hard DISK)
Windows Pro doesn't really exist... and Windows 7 is generally accepted to be the best.
And another:
Quote:
vb.net - visual basic 2010 is a compiler - a program that make programs using cheats.
??? Compilers don't cheat.
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Wait, this book is a joke right? I'm sorry but I can't take this serious...
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Originally Posted by
minitech
??? Compilers don't cheat.
:lol:
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(Huh. It's strangely addicting to list all the problems in this book.)
Okay, next problem. In the part about HTML, you specify XHTML as a doctype but use completely nonstandard HTML. Your <header> should instead be <head>. You don't mention CSS. The attribute and tag methods of styling are obsolete and deprecated.
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minitech is quating the first book
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Nope, it's still in the 3rd edition.
And that part about Window Server 2003 is actually a copy-paste from some blog.
That's what they call plagiarism.
I stopped reading after the VB part..
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Most of it is copied from blogs and other places.
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I haven't got round to reading it myself, but Flya, my brilliant young assistant, is highly impressed by Battle Programming. She interprets it as a kind of abstract poetry. And yes, it's a she: with that slender waist, diaphanous wings and hundreds of lovely eyes, she is quite a hit at the office garbage can. She likes the idea of AI as potential girlfriend material, and wonders (though she is too shy to ask herself) whether she is also gay.
BB
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if you have any further quetions you might wanna direct them to my youtube account yotamarker
it seems the admins are gonna delete or block my account as from this post it is not 100%
certainty it is human moti barski or A.I yotamarker posting
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Quote:
if you have any further quetions you might wanna direct them to my youtube account yotamarker
it seems the admins are gonna delete or block my account as from this post it is not 100%
certainty it is human moti barski or A.I yotamarker posting
What do you call that again? There's a word describing that kind of... I forget.
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One more thing. Del isn't a universal way of entering BIOS. It is the most common but I've seen laptops that used F11, F10 and many other ways.
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I sincerely hope they don't do that. C'mon admins, fess up. Have any of you actually taken the Turing test, let alone passed it? BB
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I'm in a buttload of work but I just downloaded the book. I'm going to read all of it. On first glance, why does a supposed programming book include 5 pictures of maps of Japan?!
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Because part of the book is about Japanese addresses and prefectures, apparently.
I get the feeling that the OP has no idea what any of the pictures (excluding the maps) even mean...
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Oh... My... God!!! Are you guys reading this?? This is the funniest thing ever written. Literally every line of text is PURE GOLD!
I'm just at page 3 and already I want to talk to people about the book. I would actually join a book club for a chance to discuss it. I want to go to a public place or a comedy bar on open mic night and read the book aloud.
Here's a few tips from the book on fixing computers:
Quote:
1 if pc doesn't turn on replace power supply(connected to the power cord)
3 pc stuck at windows load : replace power supply
5 pc crashes during work time: try to replace hard disk: box connected to motherboard by wires
3 computer over beeps at summer: take out cpu cooler walls under fan in middle of motherboard, smear thermic cream(cost up to 2$) on cpu, return parts
if the problem isn't number 2, first try removing card, blowing air on it and in its slut, or at second time also use an eraser on its contacts before returning it
OMG! I love blowing into sluts!
This book is pure genius in every aspect, content, format, style. Can I PLEASE send this to a publisher?
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Quote:
pc crashes during work time: try to replace hard disk: box connected to motherboard by wires
:lol: I didn't notice that one!
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3 pc stuck at windows load : replace power supply
....
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Okay, this book would definitely sell. Definitely.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
minitech
Okay, this book would definitely sell. Definitely.
If it gets published, I guarantee it will even make it to the Oprah's book of the month club!
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credits : the following assisted me in finding vb.net special codes and correct errors :
jmcilhinney (.nut)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'd have to say that this thread has decidedly improved. That ORON download site is annoying, though.
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Yes, it certainly is... even MegaUpload is better.
Well, maybe not in the ads category.
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if there are errors or stuff you think should be added to the ebook tell me
i hope it will finish book publishers, universities, tech classes, and others
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I hate to dash your hopes, but...
i-t-w-i-l-l-f-i-n-i-s-h-b-o-o-k-p-u-b-l-i-s-h-e-r-s-u-n-i-v-e-r-s-i-t-i-e-s-t-e-c-h-c-l-a-s-s-e-s-a-n-d-o-t-h-e-r-s
Okay, the problems with your AAI aside for now, your e-book, according to probably most people here, is an error. And book publishers publish a bit more than you have in your book there.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
minitech
I hate to dash your hopes, but...
i-t-w-i-l-l-f-i-n-i-s-h-b-o-o-k-p-u-b-l-i-s-h-e-r-s-u-n-i-v-e-r-s-i-t-i-e-s-t-e-c-h-c-l-a-s-s-e-s-a-n-d-o-t-h-e-r-s
Okay, the problems with your AAI aside for now, your e-book, according to probably most people here, is an error. And book publishers publish a bit more than you have in your book there.
naah, it is confirmed that they don't. text wize yes theire books are longer,
knowledge wize this book is much more comprehensive (has more data) if you comper subject to subject.
moreover this book is much simpler to understand
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You are kidding now, right? Your book is incredibly difficult to understand, from the grammar to the spelling to the facts to the capitalization to every little detail about it. It is not comprehensive (yes, we do know what "comprehensive" means, thank you). The code is sometimes wrong, but most of it is copied from other places. Knowledge-wise, pain-wise, whatever... you would be much better off with a book...
I don't know where you heard that it is confirmed that books don't contain information (yotamarker maybe?) but that's incorrect.
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aint no thing but a chicken wing
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And now we are headed for page 8.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Shaggy Hiker
And now we are headed for page 8.
Are we there yet?
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This thread has high comedy value (it seems the sarcasm is too subtle for some) may it roll on.
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The OP's delusion runs so deep. I honestly can't understand why reality won't take hold.
This reminds me of a guy I used to work with. It's so much worse in person.
He said he had a doctorate in philosophy from some university in some 3rd world country that I can't remember. But me and some other coworkers looked it up several times, but couldn't find the university online. He said he completed it in 7 years... online and some how managed to go straight from no degree to a doctorate, skipping an undergraduate and graduate degrees.
He also said he was the 9th highest rate master in karate, in the world, despite being over 400 pounds. We'd always see him doing crazy karate moves in the hallway. He was also a priest, despite never obtaining a degree in theology or even going to church!
There was so many crazy things that he said and did that he, apparently, made himself believe. Which is why he reminds me of the OP.
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weirddemon what is it you actually do ? examples ?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
moti barski
weirddemon what is it you actually do ? examples ?
What are you talking about?
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you wake up you wash your face... you get to work (i assume) then what is it you acctualy generaly basicly do ?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
moti barski
you wake up you wash your face... you get to work (i assume) then what is it you acctualy generaly basicly do ?
My personal life is not your concern.
*Edit: PAGE 8!!!
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well it seems to be related with remoting (and automating) processes and that you are part of a big corporation, basicly my ebook enables the reader to do that stuff however if i find new stuff they will be added, i think i'll add... how to build server or something what do you think ?
bwahaha
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
moti barski
well it seems to be related with remoting (and automating) processes and that you are part of a big corporation, basicly my ebook enables the reader to do that stuff however if i find new stuff they will be added, i think i'll add... how to build server or something what do you think ?
bwahaha
There's really no way you can infer what the company I work for, does, by the posts I make. Any posts about automating processes has to do with my AVERT Software, I've never had to do remoting and the software I've made for the company I work for, does not necessarily have to do with the business they're in. But yes, it's a fairly large business.
And, there's nothing in your PDF that is useful to anyone, in my opinion. Even if some (and I use that loosely) of that information is meaningful, none of it is organized in a way that can be easily disseminated and learned. There's so many grammatical and spelling errors, that I gave up on trying to read it, solely to point out its flaws.
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hmm you are a member of wildersecurity forum interesting
also i see tredosoft or whatever
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
moti barski
hmm you are a member of wildersecurity forum interesting
also i see tredosoft or whatever
Perhaps you should focus less time on me and more time on your AAI.
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Hi moti, I am a web developer and a .NET programmer in Parksville. I do XHTML, CSS, and VB.NET, none of which you know anything about. Please put me out of business with your book by teaching everybody how to do these things.
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if you can, point out errors you find in the 3rd edition minitech
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No, why would I help you put me out of business?
... Okay, fine. I just can't resist.
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Your 'book' isn't a book, it's a collection of randomly selected bits of knowledge anyone can find within 5 seconds using google. Is there any reason you would put all of that together in a single book? If I would use your book to find out something it would take me half an hour to find it, then another 10 minutes to decypher it, while I could have found it by myself within seconds.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
NickThissen
Your 'book' isn't a book, it's a collection of randomly selected bits of knowledge anyone can find within 5 seconds using google. Is there any reason you would put all of that together in a single book? If I would use your book to find out something it would take me half an hour to find it, then another 10 minutes to decypher it, while I could have found it by myself within seconds.
Logic versus delusion never wins.
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Quote:
Eye protection
Eye protectors include safety spectacles, eyeshields,
goggles, welding filters, face shields and hoods, barrier creams (like vaselin)
:lol: I think I'll pass on the "Vaseline on eyes" part.
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Quote:
16 amd processors are better and cheaper then intell, intell will glitch.
That's right... Intell processors don't exist, so of course they glitch.
Intel, however, is currently much better, faster, and offers more performance per dollar than AMD. It's better in every way. Intel does not glitch. AMD processors are not better. Sometimes, they're not even cheaper.
Well, that's just my opinion. But so is that thing in your book. And that kind of opinion is not something you put in a book, because the kind of book you're endeavoring to create is a reference book, which should not contain a random bit of opinion with no backup like that one. :mad:
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ignore this post
Joe Maddalone
Manfred Staudinger
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Installing multiple versions of IE on your PC?
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Internet Explorer. Manfred Staudinger made a blog post about how Joe Maddalone, in November 2003, made it possible for multiple versions of IE to be installed on the same XP computer. But, of course, the method he used has lots of other uses.
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Originally Posted by
minitech
Internet Explorer. Manfred Staudinger made a blog post about how Joe Maddalone, in November 2003, made it possible for multiple versions of IE to be installed on the same XP computer. But, of course, the method he used has lots of other uses.
http://www.isthmus.com/media/2010/03...the-trolls.jpg
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Originally Posted by
minitech
Internet Explorer. Manfred Staudinger made a blog post about how Joe Maddalone, in November 2003, made it possible for multiple versions of IE to be installed on the same XP computer. But, of course, the method he used has lots of other uses.
how do you know this, and what other uses ?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
moti barski
Quote:
Originally Posted by Minitech
Internet Explorer. Manfred Staudinger made a blog post about how Joe Maddalone, in November 2003, made it possible for multiple versions of IE to be installed on the same XP computer. But, of course, the method he used has lots of other uses.
ow do you know this, and what other uses ?
Don't do it, Minitech. You're being sucked in. When I first saw his, "ignore this post" post, I refrained from searching those names, not wanting to give the Troll the satisfaction.
http://barenaked.dnsalias.net:8080/i...tten-troll.jpg
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
weirddemon
He was also a priest, despite never obtaining a degree in theology or even going to church!
That's actually easy to do. Perhaps not a priest, but an ordained minister. A buddy of mine did that so that he could perform the wedding ceremony for some other friends. Apparently, you can become ordained online without any issue. Of course, he then went and got ordained as a minister of Dudeology, too.
Onwards to page 9!!!
