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Originally Posted by grilkip
Yes. They want tomato, lettuce and catsup on their sandwiches all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
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Originally Posted by tommygrayson
That's cheese for C. hehehe
I would like to have bacon with that please...
You'll have what you're given woman!
:afrog:
I'm hungry. :'(
I didn't have breakfast.
Wooooomen...on diet...
What's the reason for doing that?
Anything to do with evil ?
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Originally Posted by ClaudeX
contrary to what you think, I am not on diet.
My sister was so slow that I missed breakfast.
Evil...push the blame to your sister....
:lol:
Either way, both of them are women... so that makes it double evil!
your sister is slow because she's fat from eating your breakfast
i need booze
OB doesn't eat anyways, and when she does, it's just rice.
Rice, rice, baby!
Now that I think about it, most of you are probably to young or too cultured to get that last line.
i knew a girl in school once named Tyce. I said "Tyce Tyce Baby" to her once as a joke and one of her friends told her boyfriend i was trying to horn in. I almost got whupped.
Should I ask this girl out while im intoxicated? i feel like i am a super human?
Only if she is also intoxicated.
she will be in a little bit =). I let you know all the result =)
Also, remember that you won't be a superhuman tomorrow, and your judgement right now may be severely impaired, so you may have some regrets. :D
This forum will be my reminder of what happened tonight.
get that japanese arm pillow and use that to cuddle her with. That way you will be able to escape in the morning.
she just called and I got to scared to ask her out =(. she's calling back in like 3hrs.
Keep drinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by psychotomus
i just ran out of booze. by time she recalsl me i'll be completely sober. or on pain killers ;]
then call her first (*69)
So how's the result?
manage to ask her out?
All right, stop! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
Collaborate and listen...:eek2: :wave:
nah =(
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Originally Posted by ClaudeX
See! That's why they're so eeeeevil. They put all the pressure on you!
Women are not evil. It's their minds.
The only way to eliminate the evil is.... love....
then it will become sweeeet~
women are not evil... it's their heels. :sick:
Huh? That went by a bit fast
i don't want a woman head over heels for me. I prefer them heels over head. :D
And i know one thing about women. They don't like Lack Of confidence. I know you've heard it before but it is true. You need to call her up and say "So when are we going out? How about this friday?" And she will be turned on by your decisiveness and you've got it made. That is, unless she is already convinced you are a weasel for waiting too long.
Or... You could actually go and find out if they all are! (I know they aren't LOL.)Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
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Originally Posted by Seismosaur
It's boring really, for one to truly find their true love, they have to see beyond what is superficial and try not try to fit the guy or girl into a mold they have in mind. That's just asking for disappointment. As they say change comes from within.
Also, It takes guts to see how one person is apart from the rest, because that means you'd have to set aside your own ideals and explore outside of your own comfort zone.
It is common knowledge that women will pick a man thinking they can mold and change him to an ideal image they like even if he is unsuitable at the present. The truth is that while a person can in fact change, it is by no means a fast process. I've been working on my wife's bad habits for 6 years now and i still can't get her to remember to record bank debits.Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
That's funny! That's what bank books and bank statements are for. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
Evil~~~~
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not Evil.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!
:meh:
she works with money at work all day. No problem. but her own account... Some relatives have insinuated she does it on purpose.Quote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
well if it is her money then let her do what she wants to do with it.
ah but it's not her money. we are married. guess who's credit takes a hit every time a bill goes bad? both of ours.
aaaah...
that's eeeeevil
What IS it with women and not saying what they mean!?!
"No it's fine, you go and watch the match I'll have read a book or something"
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Now I KNOW that is a statement that is actually saying "You are putting the match ahead of me? I hate you!"
but it's my national team playing our national sport and I've got tickets to see them!!!
Damn you woman!
you are reading too much into it. My ex loves to read.
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Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
Bring her along.
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Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
you have way too many girls.
no. I just have one who is bipolar.
If I do that she'll sit there not understanding why everyone is shouting. And besides, why would I take her along when I can take my mate and then we can get drunk!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
update: We've been separated for a month and i just found out yesterday she's been getting pipe laid by someone else for the last year in addition to me. When i confronted her about it, i was the one who lost out. I am not in love with her any more or her with me but i wanted to still be friends. I was just majorly peeved because i had not only asked her about it 4 or 5 times in the last year, but named his name in the question and she lied. Then she lords over me something i lied to her about 3 years ago while continually lying to me and sneaking around for an entire year. So i confront her and she tells me she doesnt know why she did it and she's breaking off the friendship with both of us. Well i discovered THAT was a lie too and i am the one getting cut off. Well now she's changed her mind again on that(i think- it's really hard to tell sometimes). But i am seriously over it now. I just went on a date with a cute coworker today to see the worst move ever made (nearly): The new Halloween movie. And even though she brought along her best friend (they do everything together, and i do mean EVERYTHING (or do i?))it was a pretty swell time and we had a blast. Oh and people behind us in the theater were "making out" through the entire movie, but i didn't notice :( I was too busy paying attention to my date :)
By the way you can tell you've been programming too long if you use nested commas in your converstations.
Ah I see, I do agree, too bad, hope it works out, in this new one.
me too. I just am wondering if there is something wrong with me: If i am attracted to nutjobs. If so makes me worried about new one.
yep she's nuts too :(
Well, since you ask...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
Your complaisance combined with feelings of lowered self-esteem combine to make this person a symbol for you, to which you have therefore pinned all your hopes upon. Which further prevents you from admitting the flaws in this person's character as you are still clinging to the hope of things improving over time. Which won't happen. You know what I'm talking about, happens to everyone.
Yes like he said. Have as many lasses to your heart's content.Quote:
Originally Posted by mendhak
Women don't mind if they don't know about it.
Or was it? :ehh:
Who says so??? :mad: