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I think you've had a few too many:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
I Understood it all after my classes. :p :p
So now thats cleared up rotate me until i am facing the bar and let go, ill know when i get there because it will hurt... :D :D :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
hi,
Who gonna dance on the pole tonite ????:D
regds,
ashay
I'm still waiting for suggestions on a theme change for the pub. And maybe a new name.???
Trou de l'Eau ?
Stop Frenching me!!:mad: :confused: :p
I think Wally come up with a good name :pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Stop Frenching me!!:mad: :confused: :p
G'Day Mates! I'll 'ave a XXXX an make it snappy. Right then. Where's this chick with the knife? Cause this is a knife!
I'll see if I can get Bonker for you.Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
G'Day Mates! I'll 'ave a XXXX an make it snappy. Right then. Where's this chick with the knife? Cause this is a knife!
Thanks Mate, 'preciate it.
*belches loudly
*scratches himself
I am sorry but Bonker is not here right now.Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
Thanks Mate, 'preciate it.
*belches loudly
*scratches himself
Okay Mate, just get me me XXXX then
*puts big sharp knife away
Here you go one XXXX:pQuote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
Okay Mate, just get me me XXXX then
*puts big sharp knife away
Enjoy:p
*Takes a seat in the corner and drinks.
Barkeep!! XXXX please, and when are the chicks dancing on them poles?
Here your XXXX sir.Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
Barkeep!! XXXX please, and when are the chicks dancing on them poles?
They dancers will be doing their stuff from 9:00 pm onward.
Damn! An i gotta get home by 8.30 an all.
Is there a video being made?
*Looks hopefully
Yes several:)Quote:
Originally posted by Blinky Bill
Damn! An i gotta get home by 8.30 an all.
Is there a video being made?
*Looks hopefully
I was going to sue you for making me ill with your dirty drinks, but now I see what's been going on here last days, I'm glad I wasn't there...
when there's no lady to teach em all how to behave... *sighs*
hey....welcome back.....the drinks were not dirty....but the tricks were :DQuote:
Originally posted by Aphrael
I was going to sue you for making me ill with your dirty drinks, but now I see what's been going on here last days, I'm glad I wasn't there...
when there's no lady to teach em all how to behave... *sighs*
there is really a scarcity of ladies in this pubs.....
regds,
ashay
Dam that means i was chatting up a piller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
lol....i didnt kno u were a girl.......Quote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
Dam that means i was chatting up a piller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
its so confusin ova here.....maybe i was too drunk.....hic :D :D :D :D
regds,
ashay
Afternoon all :) I'll just have an orange :)
F**K Me.
I've been locked in that cellar for 2 days.
Need a drink!;)
:mad: Where are my gorilla eggs?
Aphrael hid them in her sexy boots.
Hey, when was the last time this floor was cleaned? I don't what the hell I just slipped on but it weren't nice. :mad:
You still here Gingernut?
Christ you must be Pis*ed as a mendak.:D
*belch* {fart} ...oops... :eek:
I had to go to hospital. I broke my hip when I slipped on the floor. :DQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
You still here Gingernut?
Christ you must be Pis*ed as a mendak.:D
Bring me more XXXX my good sir!
good call :) I'll have 2 shots of jim beam and a double makers and coke please.
Here's your orange, miss:)Quote:
Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Afternoon all :) I'll just have an orange :)
Hope you enjoy it:)
UUUURRRRRRGHHHHHH MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give us a pint of rum :( :( :( :( :(
Ok but you're only allowed one:pQuote:
Originally posted by BodwadUK
UUUURRRRRRGHHHHHH MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give us a pint of rum :( :( :( :( :(
Here's your rum.
Is it possible to just have milk sir....???
Here's your milk.Quote:
Originally posted by NoteMe
Is it possible to just have milk sir....???
Wheres the milk bottle I peed in last night?:p
Don't tell me it was the one I just drank:pQuote:
Originally posted by venerable bede
Wheres the milk bottle I peed in last night?:p
Do you serve food? I fancy pub grub today.
Hot Sausage??;)
Don't like sausage. Too much crap in them, you don't know what you're getting.
What about homemade cheeseburger with some chips on the side, and maybe a nice salad (Have to watch the gut).
How about a nice Pork Sword and Chips.
:p ;)
mmm...maybe I'll just have some crisps. What flavours have you got?
Monkey Pooh?
I take one of those...with some kind of sauce on it...
Tomato sauce goes well with anything. :)
It didn't go too well with my trousers yesterday. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Pc_Madness
Tomato sauce goes well with anything. :)
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by GingerNut
It didn't go too well with my trousers yesterday. :rolleyes:
lol. Just lick it off... tastes twice as good that way. :)
I can't lick it off. It's gone hard.
:rolleyes:
... well... throw yourself in the washing machine for about 27 minutes... and you should come up fine. :)
I would but the machine broke, and I can't fit in the sink.
Wait a mo, it's started to rain again, I'll go stand outside for a few minutes.:D
Whats gone hard?
the stain on my trousers
Tomato sauce is alright but i like a nice brown sauce gives you chest hair!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
Just like that rum please can i have another
You got any pickled salt and viniger crisps???? YUM YUM, Goes well with rum BURP :D :D :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p :p :( :(
How about some Buffalo wings and a pint of Shiner Bock or Lone Star?
I'd like a pea floater here. I've been in here for over 3 days without food or drink. And i'd like a Pims please
Hers your pea floater you miserable Bast**D
Lone Star, hehe, you can't get a pint of that, you have toQuote:
Originally posted by msimmons
How about some Buffalo wings and a pint of Shiner Bock or Lone Star?
purchace Lone Star by the bucket.
I'll have one for my horse too ;)Quote:
Originally posted by JPicasso
Lone Star, hehe, you can't get a pint of that, you have to
purchace Lone Star by the bucket.