Then he foundout he was gay:eek:
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Then he foundout he was gay:eek:
and every night
they cuddled up tight
but his family just thought it was funny
A girl full of courage and might
had fallen in love with a sprite
when feeling quite low
She licked her elbow...
And then went out for a serious shite
To celebrate Lucy's birthday...
Katie planned to become gay
when asked "would you do it?"
And then turned into Sly Stallone
:confused: I missed something I think :confused:
To celebrate Lucy's birthday,
Katie planned to become gay.
When asked "Would you do it?",
She said "Lets go to it!"
A lesbian she was for a day.
Wally is Ryhmically and Rythymically challenged. :) He must be white.Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
:confused: I missed something I think :confused:
Happy Birthday Flustor!Quote:
Originally posted by SLH
To celebrate Lucy's birthday,
Katie planned to become gay.
When asked "Would you do it?",
She said "Lets go to it!"
A lesbian she was for a day.
A very happy birthday for all concerned :)
I guess I can't really complain. Everyone should get what they want on their birthday! :D
There once was a birthday girl named Lucy,
Whom every knew was real juicy.
She was one naughty girlQuote:
There once was a birthday girl named Lucy,
Whom every knew was real juicy.
Who dug Milton Berle.
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There once was a birthday girl named Lucy,
Whom every knew was real juicy.
She was one naughty girl,
Who dug Milton Berle,
becasue she heard he was quite loosey-goosey!
There once was a guy named Chris,
Who didn't like taking the piss
Then one night in bed,
Pix rolled over and said.
open my bum cheeks and kiss :D
ROTFLMFAO :D
THere was a young lad from Surrey
who was running around in a hurry
he was puffing and panting
because his wife's ranting
About his nostril hair being too furry!!!!!!
He he :D
There was a young lady named Katie
who told her friend, "Listen up, Matey!"
"When I start to lick.. "
and sometimes pick
I'd rather a 69 not 80
:p :D
:cool:
A very strange man named Parksie
had a thing for Jamie
with a wiggle of his bum
Parksie stuck in his thumb
And yelled, "Hey, don't blame me!"
There was a frog named "timely"
:D
Who played with himself quite sublimely.
When he stuck in his thumb
for which it was dumb
He said, "Help me!" real kindly.
A dog and a cat in a pen
snuck out of the den
For a romp in the hay
for a quick short stay
And an fowl orgy with a hen.
:sick:
That was terrible. Someone do better.
But alas, the cat Bob Barker did spay
Turned to be flamingly gay
so mike was on his way
Guys, do remember the limerick metrum please:
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Structure
The rhyme scheme is usually aabba, with a rather rigid meter. The first, second, and fifth lines are three metrical feet; the third and fourth two metrical feet. The foot used is usually the amphibrach, a stressed syllable between two unstressed ones. However it can be considered an anapestic foot, two short syllables and then a long, the reverse of dactyl rhythm. However, many substitutions are common.
The first line traditionally introduces a person and a location, and usually ends with the name of the location, though sometimes with that of the person. A true limerick is supposed to have a kind of twist to it. This may lie in the final line, or it may lie in the way the rhymes are often intentionally tortured, or in both. Though not a strict requirement, the best limericks are usually those that additionally show some form of internal rhyme, often alliteration, sometimes assonance or another form of rhyme.
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Originally Posted by Example
He didn't know about the tears
I thought these were supposed to be limericks? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Phill64
That's why I posted some limerick theory :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by grilkip
I know, I dindn't see you post and I'm too lazy to edit mine.
BTW change your avatar.