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The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when he suddenly...

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to....

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then..

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry....

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry but as usual he doesn't really care wether it's good, bad or sherry, just as long as it's alchaholic. So in he stumbles with a bottle of meths, talking to himself (as he is thinks he is such a good conversationist he might as well have a good conversation with at least one other person in his lifetime)and doesn't realise that Mike is in his suitcase on the floor and just thinks that is his collection of Raz mags.

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang .........

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry but as usual he doesn't really care wether it's good, bad or sherry, just as long as it's alchaholic. So in he stumbles with a bottle of meths, talking to himself (as he is thinks he is such a good conversationist he might as well have a good conversation with at least one other person in his lifetime)and doesn't realise that Mike is in his suitcase on the floor and just thinks that is his collection of Raz mags.

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian....

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry but as usual he doesn't really care wether it's good, bad or sherry, just as long as it's alchaholic. So in he stumbles with a bottle of meths, talking to himself (as he is thinks he is such a good conversationist he might as well have a good conversation with at least one other person in his lifetime)and doesn't realise that Mike is in his suitcase on the floor and just thinks that is his collection of Raz mags.

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self. As Ian approached .....

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self. As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too ...

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his......

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest.............

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest rubber dildo anybody has anyone had ever seen. So he comes over to intervine with Ian trying to cure katie (as the girlfriends have made him feel happy again) by involving a strange postition of VI IX ...........

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to.........

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to beat him around the head with it. Now, in his alcoholic haze this was either going to enrage him into some from of Sherry-psycosis or he would just collapse, finding the floor like the pro that he is....

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say...

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of......

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of Crocodiles. With a thump the Heave Ho that the girls had a given to SD landed beside him. "This here's my Ho" shouted SD, somehow having fallen into a bad New York Ghetto Pimp accent. "Get your sweet as sugar ass over here!", he shouted at her. Simon turned to Dean and said....

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of Crocodiles. With a thump the Heave Ho that the girls had a given to SD landed beside him. "This here's my Ho" shouted SD, somehow having fallen into a bad New York Ghetto Pimp accent. "Get your sweet as sugar ass over here!", he shouted at her. Simon turned to Dean and said....'Not that there's anything wrong with that. But this guy smells like he has been on the demon drink for the last three years."

Dean who had been scratching his...........

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of Crocodiles. With a thump the Heave Ho that the girls had a given to SD landed beside him. "This here's my Ho" shouted SD, somehow having fallen into a bad New York Ghetto Pimp accent. "Get your sweet as sugar ass over here!", he shouted at her. Simon turned to Dean and said....'Not that there's anything wrong with that. But this guy smells like he has been on the demon drink for the last three years."

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to......

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a.....

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster.............

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up...

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up...

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time...

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned.

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with.......

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of ......

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things) :rolleyes:
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things)
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!

As they walk up the road looking for this dragon, they can hear his roar in the distance "RRRROOOOAARRR you're banned"{editors note, John i am only kidding with you :)}, they all stop in their tracks as they see this monster standing in front of them in all of his glory, the gang can smell something they think that it is.....

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things)
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!
As they walk up the road looking for this dragon, they can hear his roar in the distance "RRRROOOOAARRR you're banned"{editors note, John i am only kidding with you }, they all stop in their tracks as they see this monster standing in front of them in all of his glory, the gang can smell something they think that it is.....
fish!! SD looks up from his playdemon and sniffs around. "my extra strong demon sense of smell tells me that that is wet kipper" the gang all wonder where it could be coming from, they all look at the dragon. just then, ghostryder makes a startling discovery about why john the admin dragon smells of wet kipper, "the reason is........

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things)
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!
As they walk up the road looking for this dragon, they can hear his roar in the distance "RRRROOOOAARRR you're banned"{editors note, John i am only kidding with you }, they all stop in their tracks as they see this monster standing in front of them in all of his glory, the gang can smell something they think that it is.....
fish!! SD looks up from his playdemon and sniffs around. "my extra strong demon sense of smell tells me that that is wet kipper" the gang all wonder where it could be coming from, they all look at the dragon. just then, ghostryder makes a startling discovery about why john the admin dragon smells of wet kipper, "the reason is that he is wearing a huge 70's kipper tie", explained GhostRyder.

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped out her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "....

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he......

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? :D".

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to.........

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching...

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as.......

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing.

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Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden Ozzy Osbourne leaped out of a darkened doorway, grabbed the MP3s and smashing them on the floor. With a satisfied nod of his head the Oz disappeared back through the doorway.

SD turned to Katie, "That's not something you see every day"

"Only in the weird world of cyber space", Katie agreed.

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was..........................