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Good one mate!Quote:
Originally posted by HarryW
I would say "a kaon walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The barman refused, saying 'we don't like strangers round here'" but I'd get blank stares by 90% of the population, and the rest wouldn't think it was funny anyway. I'd just look like a gimp.
Oops :rolleyes:
Yeah yeah :rolleyes:
Aren't you meant to be in bed? Got to save your energy for your impending suicide. It's not easy to do yourself in with a rusty spoon you know, it takes a fair bit of effort.
I'm only staying awake so I can sharpen the handle of my spoon :D
Hey no sharpening! Put that down and go and get a blunt one. If it was about sharp things it would be 'The Cult Of The Rusty Breadknife'.
Ok, sorry H, :o
Its gotta be a big rusty blunt ****er! no sharpening!
I've got a big blunt ****er, but it's not rusty at all ;)
:o ummmm
Hehehehe :)
MWAHAHAHA
valentines day was created by that card company, so its not a real holiday. i dont have anyone cause all the girls in my school r ungly bitchs. and the girls that i like live too far away :( , ive met them in person.
thats just sick.
well i see this thread has gone completely to hell since i stopped in last, keep up the good work gentlemen!
I didnt realise it was spoons only, Ive spen the weekend rubbing my wrists on the pavement outside my house. They're a little red, but I dont think Im on the way to suicide here...
Well its not time yet :)Quote:
Originally posted by Behemoth
I didnt realise it was spoons only, Ive spen the weekend rubbing my wrists on the pavement outside my house. They're a little red, but I dont think Im on the way to suicide here...
anybody want a piece of my paving stones?
Please :D
If I provide the cult of the rusty spoon with weapons and the addresses of lovey-dovey couples, will they leave me and my girlfriend alone? i can be your surveillance operative in the enemy camp...
Besides, I went through a hell of a lot of heatache to get where I am today - you lot are just beginning, but itll all be worth it eventually.
Here's your paving slabs...and a bag of cement - just in case.
All we need is rusty spoons thanks, that paving slabs are just to repare the holes i made outside my house testing my new nuke :D
So are you and you girlfriend happy? "Yes" do i hear you say?
WELL WERE COMING TO GET YOU YOU HAPPY BASTARD!!!!! COME ON GUYS WE HAVE OUR FIRST TARGET!!!!
*simons runs to grab his rusty spoon"
:Dhehe
Did I hear the word happy?
*sigh*
I remember that feeling too well.... *sigh*
happy....... :( ill neva see that again *simon joins in D's sulking fest*
no, simon, I didnt say I was happy...
(not that I'm not, I'm just not gonna rub yr face in it)
I've had my fair share of *****ty feelings. ButI'm prepared to help "La Resistance"...
:D
So ya goona KILL? (and yerself!)Quote:
Originally posted by Behemoth
no, simon, I didnt say I was happy...
(not that I'm not, I'm just not gonna rub yr face in it)
I've had my fair share of *****ty feelings. ButI'm prepared to help "La Resistance"...
:D
who d'ya want me to kill?
"I'm all over it..."
Hey that's from Starcraft innit?
depends... if i run outa people before the day is over, IM COMING FOR YOU!! but i will leave you till last ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Behemoth
who d'ya want me to kill?
"I'm all over it..."
What the others think is their choice, but i say KILL DAMN IT!
Id watch out people, hes one of them, hes gonna rip apart ours plans form the inside, inform happy people, hes NOT to be trusted... KILL!
"Go ahead Tac-com"
"gimme something to shoot..."
yes, Harry. It is...
hehe ;) i always preferred:
"My life for Aiur!"
I'm a Protoss *****. Sorry, can't help it :rolleyes:
"Squeerrgle!"
Perhaps the Zerg aren't quite as quotable as id hoped...
Mind you, that Kerrigan... she knows exactly what you want ;)
huh? :confused:
Talking about Starcraft
know nothing of that guys, i prefer the spoons!
for the Real 13 Souls that Voted for One ....in the Poll above.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY !!!
Just shut up will you? Let me wallow in depression in peace.
AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH STOP ITQuote:
Originally posted by Active
***** VALENTINES DAY !!!
i c ur still wiv us then harry.... i was a little confused
*simon starts to feel suicidal* - ive gotten thru the first layer of skin wiv my SUPER SUPER rusty spoon, come on guys we can do it!!
Did anyone actually do anything romatic today ? For those who are relationshiply ( what ? ) challenged please stop reading this and go and do what you usually do when you're on your own.