I like Canada. They make one helluva french toast!Quote:
Originally posted by Suzzi
Why else would they be so hesitant about join in an attack on Iraq. They're obviously sympathisers.
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I like Canada. They make one helluva french toast!Quote:
Originally posted by Suzzi
Why else would they be so hesitant about join in an attack on Iraq. They're obviously sympathisers.
From what you said, I thought someone hacked my site and messed with the images. What are you talking about with manipulation? The images are fine. :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
Had a great laugh visiting that site, thanks :-).
(Nice image manipulation)
I'm not allowed to have kangaroos. Aparently the make on heck of an explosion if you split their atoms. I'm not even allowed to have McDonalds french fries. Apparently they found out that fast food kills thousands of Americans every year. It falls under WMD or something.Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
I've heard it's a favorite among despots. :rolleyes:
I don't even know what you're doing here. Can you even write VB code or is the only thing you're good at is burning oil wells and releasing chemical weapons on your own citizens? I don't think Bush should invade your country, but you are obviously a scumbag and the sooner you're gone, the better.
Why don't you do everyone a favor and just take your money and retire to someplace like Denmark or Austria and go on kangaroo rides or something. You've worked hard. It's time for you to start enjoying your golden years. Think about it? Would you rather be dodging sniper bullets or playing canasta with your friends?
I don't know how you can have the audacity to post as you do :mad: You make me sick :mad: Still, what goes around comes around!Quote:
Originally posted by Saddam Hussain
I like Canada. They make one helluva french toast!
I am thinking I will be unemployed in a few months so I want to learn VB so I have something to fall back on. Gotta keep my options open you know:D
Hey Saddam, maybe you could use your skills as a crazed murderer, and go work for the Bush administration? They need a man who can at least speak some English, so they have someone to deliver their speeches more effectively.
YIPPIE! I love U2, that Bono guy is one righteous dude. I hope they come back soon so I can get an autograph. Oh, BTW can someone please tell me what "reconnoitered" means? I have a bet with Haziz and mushariff down here in the bunker that it is something they do to camels on those adult web sites on the internet. I think he is pulling my leg though. YEAAAA U2 ROCKS.Quote:
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“AT 11:55 A.M., a U-2 surveillance plane entered Iraqi airspace and reconnoitered several areas of Iraq and left Iraqi airspace at 4:15 p.m.,” the Iraqi Foreign Ministry said in a statement. “The reconnaissance operation lasted four hours and 20 minutes.”
It's comments like these that make you Jordanians look so stupid to everyone else.Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Hey Saddam, maybe you could use your skills as a crazed murderer, and go work for the Bush administration? They need a man who can at least speak some English, so they have someone to deliver their speeches more effectively.
I heard OJ Simpson was looking for a new Limo driver. I sent in a resume. If I don't get that job mabe I try out as speech writer. I very good at motivating people.Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Hey Saddam, maybe you could use your skills as a crazed murderer, and go work for the Bush administration? They need a man who can at least speak some English, so they have someone to deliver their speeches more effectively.
HEY! be nice, I bet you couldn't play basketball that well when you are 40 years old.:mad:Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
It's comments like these that make you Jordanians look so stupid to everyone else.
I can spot a bull-****ter from a mile away. I'm almost positive you aren't really Saddam at all. The only way you can prove to me that you are indeed Saddam is to tell me exactly where you are at this very moment.Quote:
Originally posted by Saddam Hussain
YIPPIE! I love U2, that Bono guy is one righteous dude. I hope they come back soon so I can get an autograph. Oh, BTW can someone please tell me what "reconnoitered" means? I have a bet with Haziz and mushariff down here in the bunker that it is something they do to camels on those adult web sites on the internet. I think he is pulling my leg though. YEAAAA U2 ROCKS.
I am on the crapper right now. All of these bunker rations I've been eating latley can really clog up your pipes, if you know what I mean!
I knew you were full of ****! Give me GPS coordinates to prove you are who you say you are.Quote:
Originally posted by Saddam Hussain
I am on the crapper right now. All of these bunker rations I've been eating latley can really clog up your pipes, if you know what I mean!
I am no longer full of **** thank you. however, I am out of toilet paper. pardon me while I try to steal habib's turban. He is sleeping so hopefully he dosn't notice this time.
Is paranoia a way of life for you?Quote:
Originally posted by Suzzi
Well, they could easily sell these to Canada, Mexico or Madagasca
And Madagascar is a bit more than 150miles from the US.
You foreigners must get lousy educations. Seriously. Bill Elliot, Al Unser and all those other great drivers come from Madagascar which is right in the heart of Kentucky. So asking how far it is from the U.S. is a trick question.Quote:
Originally posted by siyan
Is paranoia a way of life for you?
And Madagascar is a bit more than 150miles from the US.
PS. Your commentary on this situation has been great Suzzi. Don't worry about your detractors. They're obviously ignorant of many things.
Obviously you've never heard of the American-Madagscar tunnel (it runs under Africa and the Atlantic). Suddenly you're not so smart as you think you are eh? So called Mr. Smarty pants.Quote:
Originally posted by siyan
Is paranoia a way of life for you?
And Madagascar is a bit more than 150miles from the US.
What's paranoid about it? Where do you think Saddam got his nervous gases from? And where did the Assyrians get their tomahawk missiles? Hmmmm...?Quote:
Originally posted by siyan
Is paranoia a way of life for you?
And Madagascar is a bit more than 150miles from the US.
Stress can give a person gastinal-intestinal discomfort. The fact that he's about to get bombed to about 10 years back from where he is now probably explains his nervous gases.Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
What's paranoid about it? Where do you think Saddam got his nervous gases from? And where did the Assyrians get their tomahawk missiles? Hmmmm...?
Some of his troops found the tomahawk missiles in the desert. Nobody knows how they got there. The general concensus is that the Australian SAS were carrying them and couldn't handle the weight, so they left them behind and asked U.S. Special Forces to come and get them.
Pfffft.... the US Special Forces comprise 20% women, and 80% pussies. :mad:
Every one of the SEALS would lose a fight to any member of the French Women's Hockey team... :rolleyes:
I see your point. That's only marginally better than the 100% panty-waste SAS.Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Pfffft.... the US Special Forces comprise 20% women, and 80% pussies. :mad:
Every one of the SEALS would lose a fight to any member of the French Women's Hockey team... :rolleyes:
PS. Have you ever SMELLED the French Women's Hockey Team??? If not, all I can tell you is that if you're still standing after five seconds, then you have titanium balls.
Maybe if we had just handed Hitler a rose and told him that God loves him then we could've avoided WWII all together and he would have seen the light and stopped killing all those Jews.Quote:
I don't understand why there are people supporting ware anyway.
In every *****ing war, innocent people get killed.
So people who support war, support murdering.
So in essence, they are murderers themself.
No-one would want to admit he/she is a murderer, right?
When you make a statement like "people who support war, support murdering" you are looking at the world with a 5 year old's mentality. There are evil people out there who would trample the freedoms of people the world over and never give a second thought to slaughtering millions along the way. There is only one language these would-be Hitlers understand and there's only one way that these people can be dealt with.
(Perhaps you need a hint on this one: you don't take care of the Saddams of the world by handing them a rose and hoping they'll see the light and you definately don't do the world any good if you ignore them and leave these madmen to their own devices.)
God, what am I doing here, I'm getting sucked into responding to these posts and taking these people at face value.
Suzzi, anony, No War! and Saddam "Hussain" are all new members as of today and they're all (or is it one person) goofing with every post.
I think it's all pretty lame, but I must admit, even though he can't spell his own name, that Saddam imposter had me laughing pretty hard there for a bit.
Well, you see if been studying WW2 for a long time, therefor i feel quite qualified, and that sometimes make me ignore others arguments. I'm sorry! What do you mean by the first moon landing HAD to have happened ? Wasn't the first rocket BASED on stuff from the V2 ? It was the same scientist :-). By the way,i'm danish, furthermore i hate war movies(they're always inaccurate, like pearl harbor the movie, it sucked, bigtime!). The only TV i see(besides comedy series like frasier, wall and grace etc.) is Discovery Channel <-- is all they show me also Hoax ?Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
See this is the problem with all you Deutchland people. You watch way too much tv and movies. Yes, the moon landings did take place. If they had been a hoax, we never would have had the technology to fight WWII at all!
I know the holocaust happened as well. It was "The" holocaust that they based the Wizard of Oz on. In fact, that was footage of the real holocaust that they showed taking away Dorothy's house. But that has nothing to do with your fantasies. At least I hope it doesn't.
And what do you mean "WE had troops in Normandy?" You're not even American. If you had troops there how does that disprove that there were no American troops there.
Again, I'm a war scholar and know what I'm talking about. We covered WWII for almost two hours one day in my basic combat training, so I feel I'm much better qualified than you to quote the "facts."
PS. I'd like to see you try and create a page like mine in only an hour. :)
Cheers!
By we i mean the united allies, all the western countries. England, USA and Canada was the ones to take on normandy(with some help from the french resistance :cool: )Quote:
And what do you mean "WE had troops in Normandy?" You're not even American. If you had troops there how does that disprove that there were no American troops there.
Cheers!
An hour OR TWO, hehe :-). But naa, i can do it, it's pretty nice, but it ain't that hard!(herby NOT SAYING my old site is better or harder to make!).Quote:
PS. I'd like to see you try and create a page like mine in only an hour.
I can easily make the design in and hour, it's the contests that's the problems, see, i don't know anything about model aircrafts :eek:
Cheers!
:DQuote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
Stress can give a person gastinal-intestinal discomfort. The fact that he's about to get bombed to about 10 years back from where he is now probably explains his nervous gases.
Some of his troops found the tomahawk missiles in the desert. Nobody knows how they got there. The general concensus is that the Australian SAS were carrying them and couldn't handle the weight, so they left them behind and asked U.S. Special Forces to come and get them.
I'm sure Britian was invaded too :confused:
My grand father was King George's chaufuer at the time in Torquay when they were on holiday.
I'm not sure if posting here lowers my status in the Social Heirachy of the VBforums, but here goes.
1) The very first post suggested (probably jokingly) that everything except pizza cutters should be taken from the Iraqis.
Using the same reasoning ("cos they can sell them to people near US") you could say that everyon EXCEPT the US would have to have only pizza cutters.
This would not only mean extra trade for pizza-cutter makers (nothing wrong with that), but it would also leave ALL the world's weapons under the control of George Bush :eek: :eek: :eek: (*Shudders*)
2) I guess it would be a good time to live in Switzerland. Neutral country, AND (soon to be) holders of America's cup, even thought they are LANDLOCKED :):):)
They hijacked those plains with these pizza cutters !
Besides, the Swiss are not safe between their mountains. Weren't they once invaded by Hannibal ?
Methinks you are an imposter - I demand you stop using my (incorrectly spelt) name or I will stamp my feet.Quote:
Originally posted by Saddam Hussain
YIPPIE! I love U2, that Bono guy is one righteous dude. I hope they come back soon so I can get an autograph. Oh, BTW can someone please tell me what "reconnoitered" means? I have a bet with Haziz and mushariff down here in the bunker that it is something they do to camels on those adult web sites on the internet. I think he is pulling my leg though. YEAAAA U2 ROCKS.
I mean what I said. If we hadn't landed on the moon prior to WWII, then we would not have had the technology to knock out the Australian SCUD missiles directed at our west coast. There are too many examples of these type of things to list them all. But had it not been for the space program, we would have had to fight WWII with prop driven aircraft, tanks and infantry soldiers. There is no way we could have won!Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
Well, you see if been studying WW2 for a long time, therefor i feel quite qualified, and that sometimes make me ignore others arguments. I'm sorry! What do you mean by the first moon landing HAD to have happened ? Wasn't the first rocket BASED on stuff from the V2 ? It was the same scientist :-).
Cheers!
PS. I don't know how watching lions mate on the discovery channel makes you a WWII expert, but have it your way.
Cafeenman is right. It was the Challenger disaster which indirectly led to a cut in defence spending, and thus caused the US to be in a much weaker position in the Vietnam war too. Ironic, that the death of a school teacher could have such dramatic consequences for the outcome of extended military combat. :(
It's nice to see someone else here besides me, Suzzi and Anony who knows a little history. :)Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Cafeenman is right. It was the Challenger disaster which indirectly led to a cut in defence spending, and thus caused the US to be in a much weaker position in the Vietnam war too. Ironic, that the death of a school teacher could have such dramatic consequences for the outcome of extended military combat. :(
PS. Sorry about that SAS comment. You Austrians are OK with me. That NeoGeo guy who doesn't have a clue was getting on my nerves so I was kind of snippy at you. Sorry. :(
Or WWII history, apparently. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
An hour OR TWO, hehe :-). But naa, i can do it, it's pretty nice, but it ain't that hard!(herby NOT SAYING my old site is better or harder to make!).
I can easily make the design in and hour, it's the contests that's the problems, see, i don't know anything about model aircrafts :eek:
Cheers!
Hmm, i know aboout WW2 history. And i not just watching the "Lion" guy, there's history night on discoervy you know :rolleyes: . But fine if ya want to pull me down, try.Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
Or WWII history, apparently. :rolleyes:
You won't ever be able to.
I like models for aircrafts. They used to spraypaint those lovely blonde bombershells on the sides of the B-52's ! Beautiful.
I apologize for my unwarranted personal comments. It's just that you claim to know a lot about WWII and it's obvious that you don't. I'll bet you've never even built a model airplane.Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
But fine if ya want to pull me down, try.
You won't ever be able to.
I have build many small model aircrafts, and painted them to...
I always buy WW2 fighters/bombers, my favorite is "The Flying Fortress" :D
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
READ what i wrote, they had 1 thousand RIFLES
Cheers!
Hitler invaded Poland with 1000 rifles!!!!
That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read! Damn, I didn't even get further through the thread than that line before I fell off my chair!!
Laugh? I nearly bought my own beer!!! :D