and he made a strange sound
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and he made a strange sound
soon the peasoup was streaming!
There once was a happy old wino...
On their wedding night
she put up a fight
They made love like horny albino's
OK, I suck at this, but I'm gonna try again:
There once was a princess named Di
whose husband was not a nice guy
who believed that she could fly,
from paparazzi
ouch :(
Umm... that doesn't rhyme with anything. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
ouch :(
There was a young man named Sue
Who got caught wearing his mother's shoes
but the police were informed
Sue's apartment was stormed
And they found the strange "plants" that he grew!
There once were two zealots in chit chat
With brains the size of a gnat
The path has been paved
for Ian to sit on my lap :cool:
ooh err misses ;)
there was a young boy named paul
Who's body was not overly small
he started to smirk
and felt like a beurke
when he sat and engulfed his poor stool
ewwwww :eek:
Psssst, Flustor you supposed to rhyme with small.
There once was a sponge named Bob
*stool.. it rhymes doesn't it? :confused: *
Who was wanking one day at his job..
With a scream and a cough...
*Yep, it rhymes - well, as near as dammit, anyway.
And no one to boff
the machinery snaped on his nob
On top of a bridge stood a cat.
thinking to himself I'm Fat
He's rather a plumper
twas not a jumper,
A dog made a short matter of that
There was a coder named phoebe
with a brain the size of a b.b.
He shot off one day