Got carried away on another thread and couldn't help it.Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Any more misquoting and it's free drinks on me for you youngfellermelad
:p :p :D
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Got carried away on another thread and couldn't help it.Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Any more misquoting and it's free drinks on me for you youngfellermelad
:p :p :D
LOL :D
Paulie baby, you know I swing both ways *ahem.
Going by track records mate, a cheeky half may be a bad idea.
You need a top-shelf job instead... :D
Right you lot, sod off, I have to do some work now...
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
Got carried away by 3 lrage mustachioed men in leather chaps, and couldn't help myself
:p :p :D
scary!
:eek: I just they they were German birds
DAMN,DAMN, BUGGER,BUGGER,FECK
sup baby?
was shaving half asleep this morning and cut myself just below the lip, got a lovely sexy plaster going across the bottom of my mouth just so the bastard won't start bleading again. it's been a bloody good morning so far :rolleyes:
The french word for plaster ....
"Pansement"
just in case you ever need it!
why thank you crispin, just the information I needed :rolleyes: :p
You know, there is such a thing as too much education... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by crispin
The french word for plaster ....
"Pansement"
just in case you ever need it!
Just wonderin' - so what's the French word for plastered?
BLEEUGHHHH! (Same as English - it's international).
Cheers,
P.
*Crispin stands in the corner facing the wall with a conical cap on with a big D painted on it for at least half an hour*
*Upon his return he is promptly pelted with rotten fruit and veg for being a sarcy smart ass*
Dunno, but in german its bestoffen I thinkQuote:
Originally posted by RSINGH
Just wonderin' - so what's the French word for plastered?
Could by talking out of my ring though....
fnuk fnuk :pQuote:
I was shaving half a sheep this morning
Nothing quite like getting bestoffened! :p
Here's something funny for you....
Taxi flattend CIA's spy-cat project
The CIA trained 'spy-cats' to secretly gather information on suspects, declassified secret documents have revealed.
Project 'acoustic kitty' saw the pets fitted with hi-tech listening equipment and being trained to wander into secure areas.
But the project never went any further than the testing stage after the first spy-cat was run over by a taxi.
The information is from secret documents drawn up in 1967 by the CIA's Directorate of Science and Technology that have only just been released.
At the time experts concluded the cats could be trained but decided the project just wouldn't work.
It reports: "The programme would not lend itself in a practical sense to our highly specialised needs."
T minus 3 days and counting untill you lot pass out and I nick the rest of ya beer :)
Looks like I might be able to make it; I'm rearranging a few meetings.
I'm not staying long enough to pass out - I'll probably be gone by nine or so. I'm crap at drinking. :o
oooo, I get to meet all these lovely young fellas, should be an interesting night :p
Ok I can feel the pressure building. What time was it?
I'll see if the wife can spare me for a cheeky half...
Cheers,
P.
I'm certainly not young. To be honest, I'm not lovely, either. :(Quote:
Originally posted by Gay Ian
oooo, I get to meet all these lovely young fellas, should be an interesting night :p
I think it's due to start at 6:30...Quote:
Originally posted by paulw
Ok I can feel the pressure building. What time was it?
I'll see if the wife can spare me for a cheeky half...
Cheers,
P.
Mmmm. Maybe I can't make it after all...Quote:
oooo, I get to meet all these lovely young fellas, should be an interesting night
P.
I though I've seen the last of you. *Ahem********Ahem*Quote:
Originally posted by Gay Ian
oooo, I get to meet all these lovely young fellas, should be an interesting night :p
Paul - Yep, it's 6.30 at cannons if you can make it. unfortunatley though I won't be there till about an hour later as I have to get the train up.
You have to get the train up. F***in Railtrack. Tell 'em to get the train out of bed earlier...
Cheers,
P.
PS Told you we were fated not to meet. (AND NO GAY JOKES PLEASE)
Right we have a list of definates of Gaffer,chris and myself. who else ?
Roll Up, Roll Up!!
moi aussi:D
I think crispin is coming too...
Chachachacha conga!
Afternoon lads.
td.
Good god, mystery man. Drink beer with us on Friday.
Alright then.
td.
C'mon guys and gals see the amazing bearded lady!
But Paul's not coming :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by chrismitchell
C'mon guys and gals see the amazing bearded lady!
This cannot be true, for he knows there will be trouble...
td.
'Tis his ladies anniversary of birth. A quick glass is all that tempeth him.
Roll up, Roll up see the amazing Elephant Trumpet banaza and the spectacular cannonball midget!
Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
'Tis his ladies anniversary of birth...
I know, for i did give her a present of sexual satisfaction, myself, not but two days ago.
td.