Dunno Katie. :p
Think it might be a host problem, and I dont have the account details either to check :( DAMN!!
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Dunno Katie. :p
Think it might be a host problem, and I dont have the account details either to check :( DAMN!!
I managed to briefly get an error with VB-World as well earlier :confused:
Coincidence? :eek:
Could be a coincidence or.............it could be the gremlins getting rowdy again.:eek:
Damn them...I think I need to up their morphine ration again. This is the third time this week!
Damn you Mike, what have you been feeding them again?!!?Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Could be a coincidence or.............it could be the gremlins getting rowdy again.:eek:
A potent mix of testosterone and Jolt cola.Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
Damn you Mike, what have you been feeding them again?!!?
Third time this week and it's only Monday! We are in for trouble, me thinks!!!:eek:
Definitely :eek:
Hopefully they'll burn out soon and we'll use their pliable sense of self to power the new VB-World superserver that's capable of handling this huge bastard thread :)
Yep, were on the 1000000000'th page now
tech dump was working fin up untill just gone 2 pm, posted on it fine , not any more :confused:
Doh! I mean 1000000001
My cubemates are all gone so I can't jabber at them so I'll tell all you folks instead!
MY BABYDOLL IS HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Six weeks without her was wayyyyyyyy tooooooooo longgggggggg! She just brightens up the whole house.
Tom is feeling better, Erin's home.............life is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!
I just needed to say that.
Okay, you can go back to arguing about science, religion and politics now.
Hello Everybody Again...
It's great to hear that Katie :):):):)Quote:
Tom is feeling better, Erin's home.............life is wonderful!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Dennis!
How are you doing?? You've been rather quiet lately!
I'm Ok I guess... I've been better...
What's the matter? The hot weather getting to you?
No..., I've got an AC, so the hot doesn't bother me very much(unless I have to do stuff outside)... It's just that I wrote 'you-know-who' a letter a few weeks ago(24th of july I think), and haven't received a response yet. The letter was basically saying I wanted to be friends and wanted to call her every once in a while... I haven't received a response yet... I would at least like a response saying "Ok that would be great" or even "**** off, don't bug me" So I would know nothing's ever going to happen... Right now I'm doubting that anything is going to happen at all... ever... *sigh*Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
What's the matter? The hot weather getting to you?
Even if you don't get a response, Dennis, that was an extremely difficult and adult thing you did! You surprise me very often with the adult manner in which you conduct yourself. You should be proud of yourself. You're a great kid!
Perhaps she isn't mature enough to know how to handle the situation. School will be back in session soon enough and when you see her, continue in the same mature fashion and I'm sue one day she'll realize what she's missing. Give her time and don't beat yourself up in the meantime!
Thanks Katie :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Even if you don't get a response, Dennis, that was an extremely difficult and adult thing you did! You surprise me very often with the adult manner in which you conduct yourself. You should be proud of yourself. You're a great kid!
Maybe that's true, but I would have at least liked a response so that I knew that she got the letter. I guess I could still receive a response from her, but our zip codes are only one digit apart(Me - 22205, Her - 22204), and it only takes a few days at most to deliver that distance. Maybe she's just pondering over what to write, but that's an awfully long time :(Quote:
Perhaps she isn't mature enough to know how to handle the situation.
Ok, I'll give it a go :)Quote:
School will be back in session soon enough and when you see her, continue in the same mature fashion and I'm sue one day she'll realize what she's missing. Give her time and don't beat yourself up in the meantime!
On an entirely unrelated train of thought....
The college that Erin went to this summer was for dance, theatre and music scholars. She roomed with Danny DeVito's daughter for the past six weeks. She said she met him when he came to pick her up and he was just like any other Dad. His daughter was a theatre major so Erin didn't have any classes with her but they spent the evenings in the dorms. She has invited Erin to come visit over the fall holidays. Isn't that cool???:cool: :)
Very cool :)
And also only partially related, my dad nearly got arrested on grounds of spying :) He was videoing inside Volos Airport (Greece) which happens to be a military airbase, and the airport rents a runway and terminal building on sunday and thursday :D
Yikes! He's lucky he got away with it! So, how much is he selling the videos for?:D
Not enough, unfortunately :)
Not seen it myself yet - although I need to butter him up for when he gets back from his mum's - I just broke the lawnmower (well if I *will* try and mow the lawn after 3 weeks growth :D)
It's easy to get into the habit of procrastinating during the summer......it's just too nice to do work!
Much too nice :)
I found a great little job about 4 miles away from me, so I'm gonna apply for it - sending you an email about it.
Amen to that ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
It's easy to get into the habit of procrastinating during the summer......it's just too nice to do work!
I hope it's not a job offer like the one I got on Friday!:eek:
Heya AgentBxB - not seen ya around on this thread much ;)
Katie - hehe nope :D
Good luck with the position, Parksie! I'll keep a happy thought for you!:)
I hope it's an interesting position ;)
Thanks for the happy thoughts - do they involve teddy bears? :D
No, just teddies;) :eek:
You got them back from Arbiter then? :D
Noooooooo......I didn't want them back after what he did with them:eek: I went out and bought some more!:D
Hello again...
Hi again Dennis :)
Katie - I would reply to your emails, but it's refusing to send anything at the moment, keeps timing out. Will keep trying...
Hi again, Dennis! *smooch*
Parksie, I'm sorry. One of the emails has an mpeg attached that may be messing up your email.
Nope, I got that one, I just couldn't send my reply to the other one. It works now though :confused: Probably just a temporary lapse at my email provider :)Quote:
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the
following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my
5th DUI.
Officer: May I see your registration?
Driver: I don't have it. It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I thinkI saw
the registration card in the glove box when I was putting my
gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and
killed the woman who owns this car. I stuffed her in the
trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
The officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the
driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see
if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you
said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you
said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car,
had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead woman
in the trunk.
Driver: Oh really????? I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I
was speeding, too.
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Remember to tell the truth on your apps…there’s lots of competition out there…
A 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida......and they hired him because he was so honest and > funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still looking.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But
seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place would I.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options. If that’s
not possible, make an offer (any offer) and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes, but it doesn’t seem to be paying off.
LAST POSITION HELD: A target for middle management hostility.
LAST SALARY: Way less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen
pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING LAST POSITION: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, with a half-hour break around 2:00 p.m.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited
to a more intimate environment and I don’t like to get caught doing them at work.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes, substance - I
rather not say.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy, dumb, sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Who am I kidding, I’d like to be doing that right now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
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One day little Annie was at the park with her
mother. "Gee... my hands are cold." Said little
Annie. "Well, just put your hands in between your
legs, and they'll be all warm." Replied her
mother. "Gee... that works!" Said little Annie.
Later on that night, little Annie was at little
Johny's house. "Gee my hands are cold." Said
little Johny. "Well," little Annie thought, "If
you put your hands in between my legs, then
they'll be warm...if it worked for me, then it
should work for you." So little Johny did that.
Now little Johny started thinking. "Man...my
head's cold." Said little Johny. "Well, put
you're head in between my legs. If it worked
for your hands, then it'll work for your head."
Said little Annie. Now little Johny really
started thinking. "Man... my ***** is freezing!"
Said little Johny. "Well, put your ***** in my
legs...if it worked for your hands and your head,
then it'll work for your *****." Said little
Annie. Later on that night, little Annie was in
the shower. "What are you in the shower for?"
Asked little Annies mother. "Well, when that
***** unthaws, it sure does make a hell of a
mess." Replied little Annie.
:eek:
How much longer do you get to stay home, Dennis? My kids go back soon!