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Well...it probably sounded like "waaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!" ;)Quote:
Originally posted by tumblingdown
What, like, "get your tits out mum, i'm hungry!"
:eek:
The tone of this post is fast descending down to my level.....
Thats what everyone says when they see your mum ;-)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Well...it probably sounded like "waaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!" ;) [/B]
td.
Well...as long as it's not "get your tits out" :D
td - why am I buying your lad? I'd much rather buy a beer:D
P.
Apparently lads are the latest shopping trend :rolleyes:
ok y u talking about tits, beer, and alot more? i thought u where all really big programers! i am. cannt you people think about some intellignt to talk about? like y the hell are we using vb? or what would happen if bill gates died in some car accedent before he sold dos. some like that. maybe im just getting to neardy.
this is the chit chat forums.......... no intelligence allowed!!!!
What intelligence? Was there EVER any? :rolleyes:
/me winning - but not for long methinks...
P.
r u ppl admiting that im smarter then all of u??? cause that would be cool.
you are allowed and accepted more than any one person on here...... of course we are not admitting that you are smarter..... infact it's quite the opposite...
you're in chit chat.... and the second you enter chit chat, all intelligence leaves, and never comes back.... I guess thats why you spell so badly...
hay! ar u saying dat i kant spel? i kan spel prfactly bekuz hookd n foniks werkd fur me!
ugg. uh ugg. uh uh. ugg.
td.
Oh MY GOD! You are all friggin messed up. I mean that in the Best Possible way. Being wierd is your only salvation from being lost in the jumble of human mass that is this world.
Well, Just saying howdy and trying to secure my place in history by posting on what is SURE to be the worlds largest Post (in a few years). Continue on Good ladies and gentlemen. Continue on...
Yeah, i wonder if they'll make a film about this thread...
td.
We could invite Claire Swires on as a guest 'celebrity'.
Y'all kno what ah'm talkin' 'bout.
P.
I want to be the deranged weirdo that pops up at intervals during the film and shouts abuse at the audience for no apparent reason.
td.
Paul, you and gaffer could play the naked dancing girls.
td.
Katie could play the Evil Tempress, who seducess all mortal men who lay eyes upon her.
Parksie, you could play the long suffering, but humerous dog thats forever pulling remarkbly human-like faces to the camera whenever your owner (Harry) get's into another one of his scrapes.
td.
DerFarm, you could play the old and wise, but really, really ugly alien, who was here when this was all fields, and remembers how things used to be.
Sopht, you could be DerFarms pupil, learning all there is to know from the Master, and of the old ways. (Incidentally, when you learn it all, you then kill The Master, and cross over to the dark side)
td.
IanP, you're owld duffer in the corner, who sits with his pipe and a glass of sherry, not doing very much. One day you'll save the world tho.
td.
and John can guest star as the Voice Of Charlton Heston.
td.
BLOODY SHERRY JOKES, CANT TAKE MUCH MORE, MUST RESIST PUMBERLING ANY ONE WHO SAYS IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BANG, SPLAT, DRIBLE
(we appolagise for Ian, as he has just spontaneously combusted, the cleaners are wiping his remains away from his monitor and the creators are going back to the cloning vats to try and make a more docile Ian. normal services will resume shortly)
I'd say that was one beaten man. Prolly all that sherry he drinks...
td.
Hello my name is Sven, and I am from sweden
<Gaffer enters the rooms, feather in hair, high kicking as if his life depended on it>
Dah dah dah daaaaaahhh
Morning chaps...
Morning laddy, hows ting and ting?
td.
PaulW,
Is your email address current?
rgds
Frank of 'linked server' fame
Hello, my name is Sven, and I am from sweden
Ras claaarrrr!! Statring to celebrate the festive season, now the workload has descreased. Only this missing are pissed secretaries...
we be having wonderful weather here in sweden with the wonderful snow and the mighty moose. My sister was once bitten by a moose
[Edited by Ianpbaker on 01-11-2001 at 05:43 AM]
Your sister is a moose!
td.
she was bitten really badly .........
(Again we do appolagise for Ian's behavior, the cloning didn't go to well and the people responsible have been sacked. thankyou for your patience)
Moose tav been sore...
That was so bad it was sic!
td.
Right I've been to AA and I'm getting over my "s-word" problem. I'm on the road to recovery and I need support, so could no-one please say the s-word. with your help I can get over this problem
What Sven?
Or Sweden?
Sex maybe?
td.
Thirty One Hundred.
td.
nope I'm safe with this word's, just not the other s-word
Sister? Snow?
td.
well, what part am I going to play?
Dennis can be the camp haidresser, who eventualy realises he's not really gay (with the help of Katie), and decides he wants to become the worlds first manly hairdressing super hero, who uses his scissors to defend life, liberty, and the American way.
But before he realises he's not gay, he gets up to all sorts of things...
td.
damnit!!!! no!!!!!! no no no no no..... thats even worse than paul and gaffers part!!!!!!
NO!!!!
I will not play the gay hairdresser......... no no no....
No, I will not live out your dream for you as a part in the movie TD.......
Typical bloody actor! Always throwing tantrems when they don't get there own way.
Dennis, your character is the star. He saves the world.
td.
HEY! Don't bring my part into it!!!
<fnuk fnuk>
Ok, I'll play the part, as long as there is NO GAY SEX!!!!!
thats just sick.. even thinking of that..... :barf:
Ok Dennis, no gay sex. We'll use a body double for those bits.
td.
oo oo oo oo, mee me me m,. PLEASE!"!!
thats still sick, but a little better....
*ahem* how exactly will I be saving the world? and how will I be convinced I am not gay??
(of course this all pertains to the movie)
damn... I Never thought I was going to be saying that ;)
Isn't it remarkable what you can lead ppl into saying;-)
Well Dennis, The Evil Tempress Katie convices you that you are not gay.
td.
oh, paul's gonna be upset about that ;)
But then I enter then room in Fishnets and sussies, you observe my "can can" man, and and we move into a 2 bedroom combo on Russia Hill..
Sweetie...
I doubt paul will get upset...
td.
ewwwww, thats sick gaffer..... ewwwwwwww......
*Dennis hangs head*
*Dennis looks up again*
ewwwwwwwwwww
*Dennis runs of into corner shivering with fear*
Hey man, I spend TWO HOURS doing that bikini line! A little sensitivity, please...
Ok, that is just disturbing..... *Dennis shakes head, trying to make image go away*
Thats nothing to how The Evil Tempress convices you that you are not gay. Thats why they call her Evil.
td.