Morning all. Busy researching PHP. Still can't find a site which covers the basics, such as editing/delteing a mySQL record.:(
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Morning all. Busy researching PHP. Still can't find a site which covers the basics, such as editing/delteing a mySQL record.:(
Chris joins in with the communal beech slapping!
I'm reporting you all for cruelty to Beeches :mad:
rubs green toast in Boker's face.:D
*Shaves ricmitch's eyebrows off with a toaster*
afternoon anyone who is around :)
I'm atriangle
Afternoon all :)
THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a car's hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.'' Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes. '
very good chris :)
Ok so this is probably one of the longest delays in posting ever...what happened to VB-World yesterday?
Someone hijacked the cookies
man, how long has this thread been going on for??
oh, almost a year ago, and it's more then 1000 post.
Kedaman - :confused:
SCSI (:p) - it's now the general chat thread :D
how did that happen?
never mind
parksie, where's everyone else? btw did you get any sleep since you was online when i went to sleep and you still online?
Yeah, i slept from midnight until 10am :)
4am to 2pm for me :p but thats odd, did you leave icq on? or is it me just hallucinating? :confused:
I never get any sleep :(
g'mornin everyone
Afternoon :p
Ked - I dunno, I'm sure I turned it off so I think you're hallucinating :)
PS: How does your sig work? :confused:
Afteroon!
Basically, it's just a monitor attached to small controlled virus that kills 10 persons per seconds, i've spread some centuries ago.
I had two nervous breakdown so that might explain my hallucinations :p
lo all.:) Finally worked out how to use mySQL (a bit).:D
I bet Ked's sig uses PHP to generate images.:D
It is wonderful, isn't it? :)
PS: MySQL not mySQL ;)
nah just a GIF :-P
No, it's just 4 animated gifs, each going slower than the last.Quote:
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
I bet Ked's sig uses PHP to generate images.:D
beat ya to the answer
SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
:D :D :D
Play nice or I'll delete your avatar...
it isn't workin anyway
when i go straight to the URl it is fine but not from VBW..:confused:
Hmmm not seen it do THAT before :confused:
http://www.parksie.uklinux.net/jpb_avatar.gif?
Oopsie...looks like my DNS provider are losers. Try www.parksie.uklinux.net instead :)
it r0x0rz :D :D
Hows he get it to count up if it is just 4 Gifs? he must have some image generation or scripting gong on there....:confused:
Ok. 4 animated gifs counting from 0 to 9. Each one goes progressively slower (10x slower ;)). Therefore it counts (almost).
just a time delay probably...
I get it... :)
damn we are close to post number 200,000
Well, not quite that high, but 20,000 is good enough :D