The Golden Chair

The fabric of life has been soiled by the nerfblasters :(

My salamander is full of soil. :mad:

Whatever shall we do with the pineapples? :eek:

eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas
eat more bananas

The spiral stairs have straightened. How will the dogs find their way?

Racoons are nature's bandit you know.

:(

I know nothing other than what my pocket tells me.

The amber rays of suns first light tracing the contours of a slumbering hippo

Jacob is wearing his cat's trousers.

Garnish your Yacht with slices of succulent Archbishop.

Notice: for anyone with yellow and purple ear muffs, there will be a turnip conference held in the CEO's draw 46 years from now.

You smell minty, but you look upset :(

I've found some sauce, it was in Norman Tebbit.

*canine sandwich*

I'm growing trees out of a large Scotch egg. :cool:

I trust the albatross has flossed properly!

I changed my mind to a lovely shade of green! :)

I want to eat an olive.

A raspberry window under fleeting clouds of grey radio newsreaders.

It means you save upon petrol for granny.

A nice big jug of chicken gravy. :)

Evergreen coke and a jammy chaser is so refreshing!

My lamppost owns a harpoon gun. :)

Heartshaped loin cloths should be mandatory!

I spend my spare time farming slippers. :)

My blancmange has gone insane :eek:

tree pens write great noodle soup

My son has become a Mongolian! :eek:

Is this my new onion-doner approaching?

I'm wearing a pagoda. :cool:

Shunk pillock :mad:

Girls' butts are where cooties come from :(

I have a platoon for you :)

Here comes the metric system!

I want to digest your clocks :)

Sound the doomsday whistle, I'm glazing a buffalo

Butler = Tranpolicer

I just circumcised a door knob :(

I knobbed a circumcised Butler :eek:

Where Elvis died, you shall live...on the toilet. ;)