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Hello fellow rodents :)
Borrrrk it's Bonker :)
Corrrrkk!
No it's Bork! It's time for a real Bork now!
yo yo
what the fizuck is up in the hizouse??
but who said i was talking about Bork, im talking about Cork!
Cork iz in da 'ouse!
Mork and Mindy...classic show
Bork :)
Mork
ping
what is bork??
I dunno :p
it's like Mork, except not as good
Bork everybody!
Bork to you to :p
Bork bork bork :)
nic, do u mind if i bork you?? ;) :eek: lol
Morning All!
I think you're all borking up the wrong tree..
SD
Thanks for asking GR, but I'm not Jonathon King ya know!Quote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
nic, do u mind if i bork you?? ;) :eek: lol
SD
SD, i was talking 2 pix, nic as in nicola
what did u think i was talkin 2 u?? :eek::eek:
:D
so whats up man??
Not much. Bad start to the day. Came out the house on my way to the bus and the truck tire was flat. So I thought I'd better change it (my wife can hardly lift the wheels off the ground). So got covered in muck doing that. not a good start to the day.
Now, I'm scurrying around like crazy trying to catch up with the work I missed this morning (I came in at 10am, I'm usually in at 7am). :(
And yourself? I hope your having a great day!
SD
Oh Yeah, and it was -8C degrees this morning when I was changing the tire. :(
SD
damn, ah well, at least soon u can relax
one lesson 4 me 2moro, unfortunatly, its a maths test :eek: so i really should revise :mad:
lol
other than that im fine, my bad mood is gone :D
Unfortunately not :( It's still only 11:20am here.Quote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
damn, ah well, at least soon u can relax
SD
ah well, ummm, go 2 my website (click on the banner) and download the chino xl song in the misc section
and you can enjoy the nu php section
actually, its just a basic program, so......
ummm......
porn!! :D
Put your hand upon the hips of the dancing fish.
Awaiting further instructions
Now blow vertically.
:mad:
Ive just got the final fantasy movie, and my boss is out for the next two weeks, when i start watching it (no im not copping off work i have two monitors) this bloke which has nothing to do with me or the IT dept set up camp in my office.... grrr hes here about some quality control thing.... and he is gonna piss me off all day!!! :mad:
aRGGGHHH!!!
ARGH, kill kill kill :mad: :mad:
:( :(
Start making Chicken noises, if he thinks you're mad he might leave ;)
lol, he gave me a funny look when i started to laugh, hehe
"how do i blah blah blah?"
me: "close that window..."
"this one"
me: "yes..." :rolleyes: it was full screen and the only one!!
"where"
me: "on your monitor"
"what?"
me: "close that window"
*opens a open dialog* "what now?"
me: "close the window"
"what?"
me: "click canel"
"open?"
me: "no cancel"
"eh?"
me: "click the button that says cancel"
"where is that" (cursor is right over it)
me: "its right under your cursor"
"whats that"
me: "the mouse pointer"
"now what do i do?"
me: "click canel"
*clicks open, error pops up* "whats this?"
me: "you clicked the wrong button, click ok then cancel"
*clicks ok then cancel* "what now"
me: "close that window"
*opens open dialog* ( :rolleyes: ) "what now?"
me: "close that whole program down"
*after some playing, he closed the pc down* :mad:
:rolleyes:
"now what?"
me: "turn it on" (*trying not to bite this mans hands off*)
:mad:
LOL@Chenko
What's happened to your Office Cam? We should be watching this!
lol, what a retard
hey all, just had a maths test which i completley messed up
:mad: i hate maths :mad:
lol, i have it broadcasting across our network, and i closed the web service, i will swap em now, not much to see really, just sits there like an old woman (and moans like one)Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
LOL@Chenko
What's happened to your Office Cam? We should be watching this!
cam will be on in a sec... the pic will be the spare desk we have.
http://frankhdale.demon.co.uk/cam/default.asp
grrr, just used that link...
"whats the blah blah document"
me: "the what?"
"is a screen based thingy"
me: "and..."
"where is it"
me: "i dont know what document you are talking about it is nothing to do with me"
"is a screen based thingy"
me: "ok..."
"where do i get to it"
me: "i dont know, its got nothing to do with me or IT"
"ok how do i get to it..."
me: "the quality system is nothing to do with me"
"its like a... its used on screen"
me: "and..."
"where is it?"
me: .....
"do i open internet explorer"
me: "eh? why?"
"its a screen type thing" (and really, he does say "thing")
me: "i have no idea" *pretend there is a server problem and runs off into server room* :D:D
:mad: :mad: :(
He would drive me nuts!
I'd just humour him with jargon :D
no no that would just recurse into more!
he was printing some documents, and we have an epson printer, the paper out tray was down, but not pulled out to its length, and he was wondering why all the paper kept going all over the floor :rolleyes:
Just crack a stink bomb every hour or so....
Gargagargagargamel
Bork.
Hi Bork.
Bork :D
It's friday woo hoo :)
Bork!
bork bork :)
It's good to be at the end of two days at once ;)
well its gonna be hard to drop a noticable un as i aint eaten for a while.
Which day is this also?
Is it bork day?
Yes :D It's Bork day!
Yay :)
Let's celebrate bork :)
Merry Bork :D
I hope you all have a happy christmas and a merry new bork :)
new bork!! wheres the old one?
Bork is Bork, new bork or old bork doesn't matter much :p
merry bork to you too Bonker!
bork is teh r0x0r!
Happy Bork Day!!!;) :D
Umm, what is Bork Day?