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Jul 17th, 2001, 06:05 AM
Gaffer

I think I'm about to have a breakdown...
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:11 AM

Do you have AA cover ? :D:p

What type?
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:20 AM
chrismitchell

Why are you going to have a breakdown Gaffer?
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:20 AM
Bonker Gudd

:rolleyes: Don't think the AA's much good with Mullets.
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
:rolleyes: Don't think the AA's much good with Mullets.

Youve never heard of there Mullet plan? or is that RAC? :D
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:33 AM
chrismitchell

I think that you will find that is the Muppet plan..... not the mullet plan (because only muppets use the RAC)! :)
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:33 AM

Not done one for a while...

Rooooaaarrrggghhh!!
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:38 AM
Gaffer

A nervous one.

I saw that program on C4 last night about blokes who drove to work one day and carried on driving - kind of symapthised...
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:40 AM
parksie

Carried on driving? :confused:
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:41 AM
Gaffer

Aaaannnnyyywwwayyyyy, what with women complaining about their son's being shot in the street "only because he was carryin a samurai sword" and blokes in Brixton being "unfirly" shot because he was holding a fake pistol, there's much to laugh at presently.

Oh, and Philip Morris's statements about smoker - did you all see this?

ROFLAPMWI... :D
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:41 AM
Ianpbaker

Quote:

Originally posted by Gaffer
A nervous one.

I saw that program on C4 last night about blokes who drove to work one day and carried on driving - kind of symapthised...

You live about 10 mins away from your work place, and you drive ? lazy bastard ;)
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:44 AM
Gaffer

Quote:

Originally posted by parksie
Carried on driving? :confused:

Yeah, he left home one morning to drive to work (in the midlands I think) , and continued to drive. He ended up living in his car in Dartmoor for 3 weeks. never told his wife nor kids. They call it Fugue Syndrome. Completely forgot who he was and where he was from, and after he regained memory, he said of the bits he rememebered of the 3 weeks, he really enjoyed it...
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:45 AM
Gaffer

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker

You live about 10 mins away from your work place, and you drive ? lazy bastard ;)

*Gaffer pours hot custard over Ian...
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:47 AM
parksie

Mmmm...hot custard :)

Kinky.
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:49 AM
Ianpbaker

*Ian finds a lumpy bit of custard ( as gaffer can't cook or make anything) and shoves it up gaffers nostrils .... *
Jul 17th, 2001, 06:58 AM
parksie

*parksie throws a sponge pudding in*
Jul 17th, 2001, 07:01 AM
Bonker Gudd

*Bonker throws parts of Delia Smith at everyone*
Jul 17th, 2001, 07:19 AM
Gaffer

*Gaffer catches Delias left tit between his teeth, and swallows with some eau de fannybatter
Jul 17th, 2001, 07:26 AM
parksie

Ewwww...... :eek:
Jul 17th, 2001, 07:46 AM
chrismitchell

Trust you to think of that Parksie! :)
Jul 17th, 2001, 07:59 AM
Ianpbaker

maybe today is a good day to die
Jul 17th, 2001, 08:01 AM
parksie

resistance, in this case, is far from futile
Jul 17th, 2001, 08:53 AM
SurfDemon

Morning All!

I managed to fry my games machine over the weekend with a lightning strike (:( - it came down the cable conection). So I'd better go out and buy a new one.

I guess I'd better wire up that surge protector for my cable-modem that I bought months ago and has been sitting on my desk since :rolleyes:

Maybe this is a lesson. Maybe I should go out and fill the extra gallon fuel can I've got in the back of the truck (still in it's plastic wrapping), and install those fire alarms I bought.... the list goes on...

SD
Jul 17th, 2001, 09:51 AM
barrk

Good morning! I missed all you fine folks yesterday!! How's it going???
Jul 17th, 2001, 09:53 AM
parksie

Not so bad, hey Katie :)

Well...didn't miss everyone too much - emails and instant messengers were working overtime ;)
Jul 17th, 2001, 09:55 AM
barrk

Well....I didn't miss you as much as everyone else...for the same reason!:p
Jul 17th, 2001, 09:56 AM

Hi Mike, Hi Katie :)
Jul 17th, 2001, 09:56 AM
parksie

Hi Dennis...how goes? Ooh...there you are on MSN ;)
Jul 17th, 2001, 09:57 AM
barrk

Hi, Dennis! Did you get some sleep???
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:00 AM

Yep..... I got some sleep......
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:06 AM
Ianpbaker

*
I'm burning through the sky Yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode
*
Afternoon all :)
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:10 AM

Ummmmm... Ok....... Morning Ian.....
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:11 AM
parksie

Hi Freddie :)
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:12 AM
Bonker Gudd

I'm a wolf child baby, howling for you!

Someone skin up, I need smoke :p
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:14 AM
Ianpbaker

Sorry, I'm in a real good mood today, and for some reason when I'm in a good mood I get "Don't stop me now" stuck in my Head :)
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:16 AM
barrk

Wouldn't dream of stopping you, Ian.....carry on!!!
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:17 AM
parksie

I always get Birdland going through my head, but Don't stop me now is bloody good at high volume :)

Now where's my headphones :eek:
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:18 AM

I dont think you want him to carry on really, he starts stripping and dancing on the table...... :eek:
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I'm in a real good mood today,

So, I'm guessing if somebody looked under your bed right now, they would find a frightened sheep and a bottle of baby oil?? :eek:
Jul 17th, 2001, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by denniswrenn

So, I'm guessing if somebody looked under your bed right now, they would find a frightened sheep and a bottle of baby oil?? :eek:

or two ;)