Please point me to the bathroom, I've captured a feather biscuit.
:cool:
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Please point me to the bathroom, I've captured a feather biscuit.
:cool:
Elvis has risen again and joined the Chipmonks in place of Theodore.
That's not it ! Pick another gnoe !
The muffler has invaded and my veranda is humming!
:eek: No, the German Sausage I ordered tomorrow. Marvellous.
My elephant-gravy has been aroused :cool:
waiter!!! there's a torniquet in my half-baked strawberry whipped cream soup!!! :eek:
Rude Frogsprung Matrons.
Make sure your wheelbarrow is properly parked before rearranging the baked beans.
Bovine excrement is my maternal platypus.
:cool::mad:
Purple cows live under the stairs. But only when a shower is installed by an authorised Porche dealer.
Free lobotomy, bring your own soap.
Nuclear waste often spoils a party bag of cherished bloomers.
Scrub your coctail before feeding the mammoth
Tagged giraffes are nutritious and taste vile. Such are the choices in life.
"splurt!" exclaimed the mackerel carton.
Rabid flatulent frogs - kill 'em all.
Steam cleaning Sophie Ellis-Baxter can result in massive overspill.
teeth make nice necklaces
I needs new clippers for the salt experiment.
In an egg experiement gone horribly wrong, Geordi was tranformed into a yak's yoke.:(
As pretentious as a paper napkin at a second hand monster truck rally
Forty fingers fondle the far-fetched flange
The fridge beat me at judo again :(
Practice with an oven and then move on to bigger things!
I have a herring, it is revolving :(
I'm Idaho. Bring me your lemon shingles.
:mad:
It's raining pork bellies and bread pudding!
Lake me to your crested zinglefruit!
Never snaggle the gyroscope in the westward position. :mad:
I have been possesed by an evil roadsign :(
A Sicilian guava can't lick its eyebrows.
;)
I have a parrot
No I don't :confused:
I make up my posts
I drive to school in a hyperbolic patty wagon. :cool:
I ate my school with a nice bolognaise sauce :cool:
But colleges go with mayonese
I'm eating bunt cake at Arnold Palmer's house.
:eek: He has a hissing sofa.
My giraffe's fallen down the stairs :(