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Hellooooo everyone, how r u all? I'm very sorry i haven't bin on, i've had flu, a chest infection and some other bits'n'pieces which all seemed to attack me together, but i'm better now :D

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Ian's Brain has temporarly shut down, we are sorry for the inconvienience and normal service will resume shortly.

:rolleyes: You should have taken that job at McDonalds.

afternoon all :D

howz **** crackin??

Quite nicely :)

Our network is buggered so very little work today :p

Nothing to do Today :(

So I updated my CV and sent it out :p

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Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Nothing to do Today :(

So I updated my CV and sent it out :p

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Don't call us, we'll call you.




















































Or then again, we might not :p

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WHAT!?!?!
YOU THOUGHT WE JUST LEFT THE SCENE ALONE??
GOT SOME FRONT PAGE HEADLINES THEN JUST RAN FROM OUT THE ZONE??

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YOU MAD!?!?!
I THINK YOUR HAVIN TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING
WHAT IT TAKES TO FLY THE GLOBE AND KEEP THE CROWDS DEMANDING

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roni size "dirty beats"

you know its a kick ass tune :D

Big up respeck to me main post racas, aiiii

boyakasha

Hey ghostie, how r u?

Hi Ali, long time no see

Aaah, Poor Ian, are you overworked and underpaid too?

Spank me if it isn't lunch time!

SD

Big up respeck to da main man Ali, aiiiiiii

By the way: It is lunch-time where I am before some smarty pants says that it isn't :D

SD

Hey Pix, are you feeling better after your sleep ? (when the rest of us have been working our fingers to the bone!)

SD

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Originally posted by SurfDemon
By the way: It is lunch-time where I am before some smarty pants says that it isn't :D

SD

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Hmmmm, can i spank you anyway SD??? ;)

Hey SD! :)

I feel even more tired now, even though I've just had another three hours sleep, which seems daft

How are you?

evenin all :)

im fine, thanks for askin, and how has the day found you??

countdown 2:27:45 til resevoir dogs!!

r u talking to me or pix ghostie?

i'm not to bad, just totally bummed, i just wanna drop dead sometimes, i hate being ill. but then i tell myself to grow da fcuk up, and stop wallowing in self pity, and instead talk to u guys, so here i am. :)

whats everyone bin up to? how r u pix? feeling better? is it flu? poor u :(

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Originally posted by rinoaheartilly

Hmmmm, can i spank you anyway SD??? ;)

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Sure, why not! :D

Pix, sounds like you need to grab a hot toddy and go back to bed. (And yes I mean the drink, not some guy named Toddy... althoiugh, that might cure you ;) )

Gr, Resevour Dogs sucked. I've never seen such an over-hyped movie. :D

SD

SD...NO!!! its class, ok, its no pulp fiction, matrix, usual suspects, but it rocks!!

vicky, twas talkin 2 u, well, if its any consolation, im sure 2 fall ill in the next month....its ramadan, and i ALWAYS fall ill during ramadan, not for long, but i always catch the flu and miss two days of fasting, which blows more than monica

it seems that the two ladies from wales are ill
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HOLY KLEENEX SD!! we have to stop the evil prince of wales from using his satanic ears to cast a flu spell on the ladies of wales
TO THE DEMON-MOBILE!!

:D lol :D

aiiii

Respeck to me main geezers rinoaheartilly, Pix, SurfDemon and ghost ryder

and da extra special "boyakasha" to pix cos she is feelin' under da umbrella

wicked

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Sure, why not! :D

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Thanks a lot SD, but i better pass on that :( I don't wanna make u ill 2 :(
Thanks a lot, but did u know that the Evil prince of Wales is actually English, that's why he's making us ill Damn that blutty prince charley. It's no consolation to me ghostie, cos i hate it when other ppl are ill, but thx a lot for trying :) the problem is i suffer from depression (it's a family thing) so it makes me worse :S have any of u guys bin in a situation where u just wanna kill urself?

hiya ali, respeck 2 u 2 :D all hail da G meister (Meister - a llanelli-ism, just humour me;)) ah jeez, i'm being depressing again. just ignorethat part of me ok? So ghostir, what exactly is resevoir dogs about?

Boomshanka Ali!

How did you get on at the awards (didn't show them over this side of the puddle).

SD

Hey Vicky! Don't be downhearted! Whats Up?

SD

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Originally posted by SurfDemon
Boomshanka Ali!

How did you get on at the awards (didn't show them over this side of the puddle).

SD

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it wos wicked, but dose german geezers culd not understan' me, I is like tellin' da jokes and dey is like "morgan! wo ist der bahnhoff bitte?"

Dat frankfurter wall must 'ave taken all da 'umor from dem

aiiii

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Originally posted by SurfDemon
Hey Vicky! Don't be downhearted! Whats Up?

SD

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I'd rather not talk about it, there's too many things that r just building up :(. And unlike you guys, i can't drink my problems away for a night, cos when i drink, i get ill I can't take any risks

vicky!! SMILE!! :)

i have been depressed before, but i find listening to music often cheers me up, try out led zeppelin "kashmir", rage against the machine "down rodeo" j-lo & ja rule "im real (remix)" mos def "ms fat booty" or de la soul & redman "oooh"

they are all class songs and cheer me up every time :D

and i dont EVER drink my problems away, im a muslim so i dont drink :)

Man, I'd get depressed about not being able to drink!

Try some good old fashioned shaggin'. Thats bound to put a smile on yer face :D

SD

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Originally posted by SurfDemon
Try some good old fashioned shaggin'. Thats bound to put a smile on yer face

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Man, I wuld dos dat right now if is new where "Wales, AND PROUD OF IT" woz an' me Julie hadn't jus' bought dat new vibrata, aiiiiiiii

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Originally posted by Ali G
Man, I wuld dos dat right now if is new where "Wales, AND PROUD OF IT" woz an' me Julie hadn't jus' bought dat new vibrata, aiiiiiiii

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i hear dat man, aiiiiiiiiiii ;) :D

ahh thanks guys, but my boyf isn't talking to me, for some unknown reason, i tried to talk to him a few minutes ago, but he just won't, i'm really worried, cos it's not like him, he's never done this before :(

Aaaahhh ***, i'm going to bed, i'm knackered and had a bad day, and he can go and fcuk himself if he thinks he's gonna ring me and apologise to me later, cos i'm gonna hit the sack. i don't care anymore. if he's gonna treat me like this then he's not worth it.

Ummm, Right guys???

Give him a day to change his mind. Maybe he really is having a bad day. Then after that, find some other guy and bang his brains out. :D

SD

*offas survucies*

already offered services previously :D

but I 'as da staines massiv if yous get me meanin', aiiii

yuos mama be massiv when i wit her last nite, aiiiiiii

:D :D :D :D

j/k Ali G yuos my main man, big up respeck aiiiiii

Aiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Good afternoon, Mister Parks. How are you this fine day?

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Aiiiiiiiiiiiii!

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Boykasha! Ai! Daler like talk Ali G! Aiii!

Hello Mistress, I'm fine thanks :) You?

Daler - Respeck' :)

I have an alien trying to escape from inside my chest but other than that I'm fine....still smoke free.....six days and counting!

Hello everyone, thanks a lot for ur support :) I'm feeling a lot better :D I doubt i'll need ur services, he's a really nice guy :) Just a bit confused (i know i said i was going to bed, buti can't sleep ;))

Vicky
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katie..good, no more cigs for any more, or u know what will happen
*slaps his hand with a paddle while grinning :D
;) hehehe lol

Hi Vicky!!!!! :)

Heya Katie - I'm sure you can manage a little longer than 6 days! You *will* be able to stop for two weeks! If you don't, I'm gonna phone you up and scream at you until you promise to stop :)

(bet you regret giving me BOTH your home and work phone numbers now :p)

vicky, didnt i tell u he would come around?? he will, otherwise im gonna kick his ass!! :D (only a little)

It sure isn't easy quitting....but having my chest hurt so bad helps me not smoke...........at least I won't have to listen to Tom ***** about me smoking anymore! :)

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Originally posted by barrk
I have an alien trying to escape from inside my chest

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woooooooah dat is not wicked :eek:

'as yous got one of dose guns t' blow it away when it emurges, like surgorni?

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Originally posted by barrk
I have an alien trying to escape from inside my chest but other than that I'm fine....still smoke free.....six days and counting!

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GOOD FOR YOU :D You keep at it girl. If my grandfather gave up after 60 yrs, you can do it!!! :D

Thanks for the support everyone! Between you all, Tom, my kids and the fact that cigs cost almost $5 per pack now...I'd better be able to quit! Although I still want one very badly.:(

60 years? :eek:

Impressive :)

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Originally posted by barrk
Thanks for the support everyone! Between you all, Tom, my kids and the fact that cigs cost almost $5 per pack now...I'd better be able to quit! Although I still want one very badly.:(

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Poor Katie! :(

*continental smooch* ;)

like i said, u know the consequences if u start again katie ;) hehehe

5 squid?! Me mate dave can get an ounce ov 'erbal remedy for dat!

:eek: :D

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Originally posted by Ali G
5 squid?! Me mate dave can get an ounce ov 'erbal remedy for dat!

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Wikkid! :cool: :D

Katie - ;)

Thanks a lot Ghostie, (and the rest of you) :D You've cheered me up a treat :D Yey :D Thank you guys :)

aiii, but yous dont wanna by gear ov dave, 'e is fa real mingin'

Yer wot??? :confused: Sorry, but *** does that mean? I'm usually pretty good at translating da G man's lingo, but this time i'm confused