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I just got back from a lovely one and one-half hour sitting out on the tarmack in 100 degree weather due to a wonderful power outage......we are not pleased! Besides, my twelve hour deodorant lied!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do what too many americans are doing these days... sue the deoderant company (sorta like the lady that sued mcdonalds for spilling coffee on herself :))Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
I just got back from a lovely one and one-half hour sitting out on the tarmack in 100 degree weather due to a wonderful power outage......we are not pleased! Besides, my twelve hour deodorant lied!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After sitting here for a while I've noticed that I'm not the only one whose deodorant lied.....I think a smell a class action suit coming on.......pun intended!
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Originally posted by barrk
After sitting here for a while I've noticed that I'm not the only one whose deodorant lied.....I think a smell a class action suit coming on.......pun intended!
Your telling me, Bloody nightmare at the mo, takes me half an hour to write each posts. Bloody magicians. Can't trust anyone nowadays ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Newts are cool!!!! I like the little suction cups on their feet....must make it hard to type though!
There are worse things he could have turned you into though, Ian. Being turned into a sheep around this forum would be worse from what I've gathered!:D
Been a bit of trouble drinking a pint at the mo though, I've only has a thimb'es worth and I'm already pissed. Cheap night though :)
Just hop in the glass and use your suction cups to keep from falling in!
well... cheap drinks will fill you upQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Been a bit of trouble drinking a pint at the mo though, I've only has a thimb'es worth and I'm already pissed. Cheap night though :)
Enough of the sillyness, Time for something serious
Seen the news about the great flying wet haddock. WOuldn't of believed it, but it flew over my head lastnight and smaked me int he chops. Who would have believed it :eek:
You think that's something....you should have seen the size of the newt I found in my shower this morning...............err...was that you Ian???
hm.... waiting in your shower... i think that was him
OK OK. You can have your shoe's and tights back, just Don;t ring the athorities
PLLEEEEAAASSSSEEEEE ;)
I'm not worried about the shoes and tights, Ian....it's the trail of slime you let in the shower that I could have done without!:rolleyes:
it's not slime it's .............
.............Hair gel. (What did you think I was going say ;) )
There's Something About Newts............? Could be a big hit!
Ian, is your nickname Mary, perchance?
Olivia Newt 'n John sounds a little dirty to me! Although John may enjoy it!
Almost as good as newt of the triffids (you might be abit young for that dennis ;))
Wasn't the little girl in Aliens named Newt also??
Sorry Katie, That one is above me :confused:
Don't tell me you haven't seen Aliens??? :confused:
Leavers ball did I hear? right where is it??!?! I think its one of those times again, we had ours crashed, and there were mini riots out side.....oh the fun :)
I think he just dont knowQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Don't tell me you haven't seen Aliens??? :confused:
and its the second alien.....oh Aliens... ok :)
Seen all of them, great set of films, Just can't htink of the link, which is strange for me as I am a real movie buff :) :confused:
Maybe that little newt brain doesn't work as well as your human brain....better find that magician and have him change you back!
You mean Ian HAD a brain! OMG!!!! how did the world survive :D;)
or why dont I... Dr Thwaites do it :D .....and Ian, stay away from that wall, we dont want any suprises again!!Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Maybe that little newt brain doesn't work as well as your human brain....better find that magician and have him change you back!
I think we should hold off on that Simon.....let a trained professional do it or we might end up with Gay Ian instead of Ian.
Right I'm going to try and sleep this off, although I don't know how long us newts need to sleep for
Good Night all :)
G'night Ian........hope you're fully human when next we speak!
Ian Human!!!!! *runs away* hes not allowed to be human!!!! :p
Katie: should have seen what was said on MSN then :D
No fair referring to inside jokes unless you care to explain them!
****.........
........I think that sums up my day quite well...
OMG it's an epidemic! Is anyone having a good day????
I'm having a good day.;)
this thread is getting kinda long...
me :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
OMG it's an epidemic! Is anyone having a good day????
I'm glad to hear it! I don't like to hear that people are having bad days......unless it's funny like Ian being turned into a newt! That sounds like quite the adventure....just think of the possibilities!:D