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Originally posted by Kzin
There is (was) a nice bit on one of the TVR racing web sites recently where someone pranged their Griffith on the track which the internal accelerometer registed at 23g - the guy was complaining about having bruises on the inside of his eyelids (presumably from his eyeballs hitting them :eek: )
felching anyone? sick bastards!!!
http://fullofjokes.com/joke.asp?ID=941
There was this pissed Gorilla running towards me at at least 20mph, now I get this sheet of ice and place it inbetween the Chicken and the Fan, I switch on the TV and wait until the Pastry gets nice and firm, then you should call a Taxi.
OMG!!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by chenko
felching anyone? sick bastards!!!
http://fullofjokes.com/joke.asp?ID=941
Erm...ok.
Baaaaaaaabe
:D
Ian, your girlfriend's back :p
You know I sold the Genetic Analysis Software to the Roslin institue that made Dolly - My part in the downsizing of the gene pool...
Nahh, I dumped dorris, as she was like a sack of spud's. Daisy on the other hand. Phew .............. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Ian, your girlfriend's back :p
I see someone is lurking in the background, Good afternoon Katie :D
Good morning, Ian! I can't get anything past you, can I???:p
I'ts the microscopic Camera that I have planted somewhere on your desk ;)
It's a bit quite in here today. I took Of my shoes and everyone seemed to dissapear :eek:
Just the shoes....maybe that's the problem. You quit too soon;)
Good afternoon all!!
my last 2 days of happyness with 2000 has be ruined, it is totally dead...and im using xcopy to copy files which has been going for about 3-4 hours now :(
hello.
Dennis.............what's with all the sad and mad faces?:confused:
that's not a problem at all when 99% of people on this forum are blokes :pQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Just the shoes....maybe that's the problem. You quit too soon;)
That would take the fun out of working naked, wouldn't it........at least in your situation.
hello all... simon, katie, mr. park :D, everyone else how is everyone
Life sucks :(Quote:
Originally posted by Skitchen8
how is everyone
Things are OK in Bonkerland :p
yep... same here
definatley, If on the other hand I was working in an eviroment of 99% were women, that's a different story.
A pervert is standing, waithing for a lift to come to his floor. The doors open and there is an extremely attractive woman already inside. he walks in and The lady politely ask's "Going down?"
The man replies "If you insist"
I'll get my coat.
And my personal Bolongings
And move to a remote island
Hello :D :D
You can borrow my island but I insist you take all your sherry bottles with you when you leave!
lolQuote:
Originally posted by VeryBigPenisMan
Hello :D :D
now I need a custom status, like Sticky Member :D
Exaggerated Member? :p
too kind :)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
You can borrow my island but I insist you take all your sherry bottles with you when you leave!
only thing is, once I get there, I'll probably get too drunk to remeber how to use a bin to put all the bottles in ;)
VeryBigPenisMan, I like you already :)
So does Ian, but he just doesn't know it yet :p ;)
Stop that right now, or there will be trouble.
Why I orta .... ;)
Hello all! :) How is everyone?
I'm fine thankyou chris, aprt from my alleged alto ego (see above)
Just waiting for the weekend to start. Yourself? any news about jobs ?
This thread seems to be overtaken by gay men with large *****' and avatars of dogs!!!!!
Cool..;)
Oh no...Katie's on the rampage...
LOL :D
Right that's me done for the day, I'll probably pop in, alter this evening. l8r all :)
See ya, Ian!
Bye Ian :) Don't bash yourself on the closet door as you get back in it again... ;)
Who is this? :p :pQuote:
Originally posted by VeryBigPenisMan
Hello :D :D