Thank you, Master (PS: does having Drunken Master on DVD give me any brownie points? :p)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
okay, i'll let you off....this time!
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Thank you, Master (PS: does having Drunken Master on DVD give me any brownie points? :p)Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
okay, i'll let you off....this time!
haha!!
now you cower in fear, for i am STEWIE! i am undefeatable, now, where did i put my passifier :D
No, but it gets you 5 licky licky brown nose points. Much more valuable than those crummy brownie pointsQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Thank you, Master (PS: does having Drunken Master on DVD give me any brownie points? :p)
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Lucky parksie ;)
Hiya guys, I'm back with a vengance and a bigger gun!!!!
Hello Everybody!
I just came back from seeing The One with Jet Li.
That movie was awesome :D
was it half as awesome as the matrix?
At least :)
I'm off to
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Wouldnt know about that... she was pretty drunk and slept in the spare room... she didnt even get onto the bed... sorta flopped half on the floor and half on a chair... but she sobered up ok.. must be used to the heavy sessions :D :D
...unlike your mum Stuart. Too much Creme de Menthe and she starts farting when taken from behind...
Morning chaps. :D
Hey, it's Baileys and anyhow.. hey wait a minute!!Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
...unlike your mum Stuart. Too much Creme de Menthe and she starts farting when taken from behind...
Morning chaps. :D
Good morning Gaffer .. and sorry for making you jealous about Ian's mum :D
Morning Gaff, long time no chat. how's things apart from obviously being rather busy ? :)
Evening m8;
naw, I'm over her now. Too busy with your mum. Phew!
hmmm
now that i think back I do remember the dog getting in an awful lot of trouble for flatulence... hmmm all adds up now.. thanks gaffer!
Morgen Herr Bakker... yeah, its all a bit lentil at the moment - got massive deliverables aver Xmas, so was advised to take a weekend off now, cod I'm getting nowt until March - so me and Mrs G off to Holland this weekend.Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Mornign Gaff, long time know chat. how's things apart from obviously being rather busy ? :)
Oh, and we're buying the house... :eek:
How's the job hunting?
How's yer mum? ;)
:DQuote:
Originally posted by beachbum
hmmm
now that i think back I do remember the dog getting in an awful lot of trouble for flatulence... hmmm all adds up now.. thanks gaffer!
s'alright. I call her the fridge = keeps my meat fresh :rolleyes:
What's the weather like Stuart?
Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Oh, and we're buying the house... :eek:
How's the job hunting?
How's yer mum? ;)
1. is That as in your place in London Bridge, or are you moving ?
2. Slow to say the least at the moment. End of this Month I'm going to have a big sit down with my boss, see what the current situation is and if it is not to my liking, I'm going to go hammer and tong to all the agents :)
3. she's fine, is mad at you for under payinglast time though :p
Yeah, the place in London Bridge - I don't think I'm going to lose much by buying there - big commitment though.. <paarrrppp>
What kind of agencies are you goign to? City ones?
Tell your mum I left the pound of mince of the table, as prearranged :mad:
Ahh Amsterdam... home of quaint little houses, scenic canals, cobbled streets and interesting museums ... ahhhh :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
- so me and Mrs G off to Holland this weekend.
Greetings :o
1. yeah, I would Imagine it would be a big commitment, being in the square mile un all :eek:
2. at The moment, I contacted about 6 of the bigger one's (Best, Computer Futures etc...) to put my name about, and if what my boss says isn't satisfactory, I'll put my name out a hell of alot more :)
3. You miss-heard her, she didn't say a pound of mince, she said stop mincing about and pay me :p
ah, now you see, this is where Gaffer got smart: we're not going to Amsterdam, cos getting that one past the missus could be quite difficult (Me: "yes darling, Amsterdam is full of museums and canals and..." Her: "Bollix, you want to go for the weed")
But, throw in a night in Brussels beforehand, and book a nice hotel in a spa in Maastrict (south Holland), and she's cool as custard. And I get to go to coffeeshops that aren't full of pished stoned Brits...
*pats himself on back :D:D
yeah but in the same token its a sure winner as the big Accountancy firms like KPMG are always lookingfor accomodation around that area... I'm filling my pants just thinking about mortgages and paperwork and crap like that :(Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
1. yeah, I would Imagine it would be a big commitment, being in the square mile un all :eek:
2. at The moment, I contacted about 6 of the bigger one's (Best, Computer Futures etc...) to put my name about, and if what my boss says isn't satisfactory, I'll put my name out a hell of alot more :)
3. You miss-heard her, she didn't say a pound of mince, she said stop mincing about and pay me :p
Yeah, good stuff on the agencies. definatekly jobs out there. Try Parker Bridge too....
Aw, sorry; i misheard her - she had something in her mouth at the time :D
Gretting BG: I heard a dutch-style coffeshop is to be opened in Taunton...
1. Yeah, tell me about the paper work. when I was working in surrey last year I was doing an on-line mortgage site and was responsible for the application form. damn that was a bastard.
2. one of my colleagues here who is in charge of recruitment here has compiled a spread sheet with about 7000 agents contact details for most agnencies. a copy of it is going to accidently fall into my hands :D
3. yeah, she said about that, she's getting quite worried about you fettish of having you toes being sucked :p
Yeah, that Taunton news is cool. Maybe Somerset will become the new Amsterdam :D
Bonker: The red light distict would be interesting :rolleyes: I read that the one in Stockport has been running successfully now since it was shut down and reopened on the first day. Loads of scaggy old birds in there though...
Ian: Show us your willy....
Gaff, havem't got any picture's , but I can show you ethel's willy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/char...s/ethel_s1.gif
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Who said anything about pictures ;) :D
Gaff, I wouldn't want you to feel inadequate ;)
First trip to amsterdam.. am walking around in daylight and am apparently in the red light district.. much smaller than expected.. anyhow looking around, pondering scenery and next thing i see this hairy leg in a window :eek: That was my first view of the famed Amsterdam pros... and it didnt improve much after that... lucky the place i was staying in had a pub and a lift straight to the bedroom :D lol... mmm finnish girlies on holiday :DQuote:
Originally posted by Gaffer
Bonker: The red light distict would be interesting :rolleyes: I read that the one in Stockport has been running successfully now since it was shut down and reopened on the first day. Loads of scaggy old birds in there though...
hum hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! *PPRRFFT*
Hairy Legs? Prostitutes? Lists to bedrooms? eh?
shush, you will let my mothers secret out :p
as long as your secret doesn't come out simon, I don't think it matters.
its a secret? oooooooooooooohh yea! ;)
Bloody quiet in here today.
Shhh
http://www.vbforums.com/avatar.php?u...ine=1005661957 << stomachs rumbing? :p
more pie for the penquins!!!
Hare's got DT's :p
she turned me into a Newt
A newt ?
I got Better.
Afternoon all :)
MUST.......CARRY..........ON.......POSTING.........CAN'T............LET........ANYONE...........OVER TAKE...........ME..............
;)
I'm
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closer
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poo poo a kangeroo
im
getting
further
......
I'm not talking to you, your a cheat, nah ne nah ne naah :p ;)
(I'm on the home stretch, only 98 now untill I hit 2k :D)
AAH!
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just a bit more...
doogy dubbers
almost.. almost there..