how could I refuse an offer like that from a lady such as you ;)
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how could I refuse an offer like that from a lady such as you ;)
You can't refuse ;)
:) unfortunatley I'm not going to be around for too long though as work beckons tommorow. Just finished watching "The Hole", quite a different film :)
I've heard of that film but not seen it yet
as with alot of brittish films it's not your standard film. IMO I wouldn't say it was brilliant, but was worth watching for something not main stream and slightly screwed up :)
:)
I'm quite happy to watch screwed up films as long as they make some sort of sense at the end. It's film Like Eyes Wide shut that I can't stand as it goes on for an hour and a quarter of complete Gibberish, then just stops.
Yeah that film was weird, I didn't like American Beauty either
I thought that it was a good film, just didn't deserve all the acclaim that it got. Just over a month to go now till Lord of the rings come's out. the strange thing is that I have never read any of the book's up untill now, but I purchased the 7 book box set over the weekend and I'm scramberling to get through my current book so that I can start reading them :)
huhuh American Beauty was cool
*I'm going to get undressed by the window...*
I've seen the trailers, it looks really good :)
Apparently it isn't very faithful to the books though
the only film that I thought that was completly faithfulll to the book was "The Green Mile". bar some very minor changes it was almost to the letter :)
right, I really am going to bed now, so I'll catch you all later :)
Hello everybody! I'm back!
Bye Ian
hey dennis :)
Green Mile was an excellent film :)
Cya then Ian :)
cya ian!!
just watched the devil's own
class film :D
Hi Nic :)
How are you?
Dammit, every time I see your avatar I hear you talking with a British accent in my head. :DQuote:
Originally posted by ghost ryder
cya ian!!
just watched the devil's own
class film :D
:eek: whats that on u'r arm there Filburt ???
yo dennis!
nic!
whats crackin??
in homage to my avatar....
Quote:
yes yes, thats quite funny
infact, if you cooked any slower, well
YOU WOULDNT BE COOKING VERY FAST NOW WOULD YOU!!
oh wait, thats not that funny
Thanks to thinktank :): http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...hreadid=118388Quote:
Originally posted by peet
:eek: whats that on u'r arm there Filburt ???
:eek: meanest two wrestlers I'v ever seen :D cool :)
Morning all :)
today I will mostly be pondering why it always rains on me, I think it oculd be something to do when I lied when I was 17.
thank god its not always raining on me... today it was snowing on me ... :(
how come u lied when u were 17? u'r not lieing anymore? :)
Been listening to Travis Ian?
So you're about to begin reading the Lord of the Rings huh?
I dug out my old copy a couple of days back as I want to read it again before I watch the film.
I want to see how this film compares to the books. The books are a huge combined epic and I'm intrigued as to how they've managed to fit it into a single film.
I hope they haven't butchered it....
ian...where did the blue skies go??
and why is it raining so cold??
:D
and I get the strangest feeling, I'm a gnome....
Morning Fella's. :)
Ben, yeah. Amazon are doing some special deals at the moment, leading up to the release of the film. picked up the seven book box set for just under £20. so I'm looking foward to getting into them :)
right im off to uni :D
cya l8r people
Tum te tum te tum.
oi oi Ms savaloy
Want some whiskey in your water, sugar in your tea?
What’s all these crazy questions, they're asking me?
This is the craziest party, there could ever be
Don’t turn on the lights, cause I don’t wanna to see
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
She said! That ain’t the way to have fun – Son!
Open up the window, let some air into this room
I think I’m almost choking, from the smell of stale perfume
And the cigarette you’re smoking, bout to scare me half to death
Open up the window let me catch my breath
Mama Told Me Not To Come
Mama told me not to come
She Said! That ain’t the way to have fun - son!
That ain’t the way to have fun - son! son! son!
The radio is blasting and someone’s knocking at the door
I’m looking at my girlfriend, she just passed out on the floor
I’ve seen so many things, I ain’t never seen before
Don’t know what it is, but I don’t wanna see no more
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come - Mama told me She said She said
That ain’t the way to have fun no no no!
That ain’t the way to have fun - son!
Mama told me
Mama told me
Mama told me
Mama told me
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
That ain’t the way to have fun - son!
That ain’t the way to have fun – That what she say, she say!
That ain’t the way to have fun - no!
That ain’t the way to have fun - Mama told me
Mama told me
Mama told me
Mama told me
Mama told me
She told me not to come - Mama told me not to come!
That ain’t no way to have fun - That ain’t no way to have fun
That ain’t no way to have fun - son!
That ain’t no way to have fun – ah no no!
(maybe I should have listened)
no more acid for *that* man... woman... heshe.... whatever!
you got a problem with the almighty ?
stewie says.......
'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.'
- Stuart Pearce
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the
league.'
- Mark Viduka
'He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.'
- Ronnie Whelan
'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed
at the end of the day.'
- Neville Southall
'We lost because we didn't win.'
- Ronaldo
'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
which were disputable.'
- Paul Gascoigne
'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully
after that as well.'
- Alan Shearer
'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.'
- Mark Draper
'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win
the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.'
-Peter Shilton
'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but
let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.'
- Stan Collymore
'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the
screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham.
My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there
playing.'
- Ade Akinbiyi
'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.'
- Ian Wright
'It was a big relief off my shoulder.'
- Paul Gascoigne
'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.'
- Ugo Ehiogu
'It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.'
- Ian Wright
'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live
in Middlesbrough.'
- Jonathan Woodgate
'I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.'
- Lee Hendrie
'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.'
- Ian Rush
Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and
occasionally on the left side.'
'If you're 0-0 down, there's no-one better to get you back on terms than
Ian Wright.'
- Robbie Earle
'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out
there today.'
- Steve Lomas
'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right
sock.'
- Barry Venison
'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what
religion yet.'
- David Beckham
'The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more
European.'
- Phil Neville
'All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.'
-Mitchell Thomas
'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's
the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager
I've ever had.'
- David Beckham
'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.'
- Graeme Le Saux
'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.'
- Alan Shearer
'I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.'
- Johnny Giles
'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.'
- Thierry Henry
'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham
'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.'
-Les Ferdinand
'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it
worked.'
- Richard Rufus
'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.'
- Gary Lineker
'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.'
- Vinny Jones
stewie also says.......
Attention, all you ni**az, all you bitches
Time to put down the Cristal, time to take off the ice for a minute
Time to throw a little mud in this mother****er..
[barking] Turn me up some
[more barking] Yo
[barking]
[Red imitates an old woman]
Ohh ****! Who those mother****ers comin in here?
No, it can't be! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[Redman]
Yo.. yo, gimme some room I'm throwin elbows
Timberland boots, Air Force and shell-toes, who the **** is them?
If I gotta pay to get in the club
I'ma go pop the trunk and turn the street volume up to ten
I ain't on the guest list, I ain't V.I.P.
I snuck in the exit, learned to D-I-P
My dress code is all black when I'm makin the moves
Similar to the new Playstation 2
I can't help it if the club only packin a G
And the fire marshal wanna shut it down in 3
And you ballin ass ni**az, whose dressed to kill
for the hoes showin the toes with extra heels (man!)
I gotta get in, I drove here
with a carLOAD of bitches charged on Belvedere
My ni**az hit the cells if the line is thick
So I drive the 500, through the door of the *****
[DJ Kool]
Yo Red, wassup man?
Aiy they ain't tryin to let you in the club!
Yo, DJ Kool to the rescue!
We gon' break this joint down!
Aiyyo.. a-huh, a-huh, ahh!
[Chorus: DJ Kool + Redman]
If you pumpin this one in your truck (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (l-let's get dirty)
If you really don't give a WHAT? (l-let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (l-let's get dirty)
Everybody get your hands up (l-let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (l-let's get dirty)
If you ain't come to party SHUT UP! (l-let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty..
[Redman]
Yo, security pattin my legs and waist
but if I vacate the place, it'll be [gunfire], "stay down!"
All my ni**az in the huddle, on the count of three
we gonna bumrush The Tunnel, with a pound of weed
Cut the light on, you see it's Brick City in here
Blazin like Biggie passed us a semi in here
Don't sleep, stay wide awoke
You dialed Doc, not dial-a-joke
Crawl or you'll die in smoke
I keep it heated when the hawk is out
Seated low Tahoe, beat it when the dark is out
I'm outside of the line and I'm actin a fool
like a three o'clock bully, waitin after school
(Punks!) I've been in this line for hours
I even killed the time by helpin my man pass out fliers
Now all I wanna do is get in where I fit in
Shake my ass with the baddest pidgeon with her wig in
JUMP, MOVE, CRASH, SMOKE, DRINK
Shake that ass stank, the **** you think?
Poppa Bear at the table, and the porridge is pourin
Since +Def+ is the label I belong in a morgue!
I'm walkin half-dead, actin senile
with bigga ni**az from jail than the one on "Green Mile"
I'll huff and puff, blow the club down
I'll snuff a duck, I'm headed Uptown
[DJ Kool]
Yeah that's right! We up in this joint now
Aiyyo we gettin ready to take over
Freddie, you grab the mic, I'ma grab the turntables
We gon' rock this joint baby! - a-huh, a-huh, ahh!
[Chorus: DJ Kool + Redman]
If you got up in the club free (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (let's get dirty)
And you drunk up in the V.I.P. (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (let's get dirty)
If you swingin from them club lights (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (let's get dirty)
And you like to start them club fights (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty..
Everybody wave your hands now (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (let's get dirty)
Everybody jump up and down (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (let's get dirty)
Everybody come to wild out (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (let's get dirty)
If you a big dog no doubt (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty..
Everybody wave your hands now (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (let's get dirty)
Everybody jump up and down (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (let's get dirty)
Everybody keep it goin now (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty (let's get dirty)
Just a little bit louder now (let's get dirty)
Say let's get dirty.. c'mon, c'mon!
(let's get dirty)
A-huh, a-huh, ahh-huh! (let's get dirty)
Keep it goin now (let's get dirty)
lol @ Ghost :D
A debutant on the current australian rugby tour was interviewed before the team left... he was a forward but that is no excuse for this .. when asked if he was looking forward to going to london. he said "sure cos they have all of those famous buildings there like big ben and the eiffel tower"
:rolleyes:
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so ****ing special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here, oh, oh
She's running out the door
She's running, she run, run, run, run
Run
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here
Nite all :)
(Ian can u come and pick ur mum up pls?) :D
*THWACK*
Night stu :)
The tax man's taken all my dough,
And left me in my stately home,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
And I can't sail my yacht,
He's taken everything I've got,
All I've got's this sunny afternoon.
Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
And I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime
My girlfriend's run off with my car,
And gone back to her ma and pa,
Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty.
Now I'm sitting here,
Sipping at my ice cold beer,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
Help me, help me, help me sail away,
Well give me two good reasons why I oughta stay.
'Cause I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime
Ah, save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
And I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime
Ionized! I feel Ionized!
Aftern00n Ian :p
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How goesit then Ked ?
I feel totally Ionized, how could this happen?!
Better get back to posting some human stupidity here :p
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Sillyness is the only way my fisherically challenged friend :p
Where can I see the stats?
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Go back to the forums display and click on the number of replies :D
where's that?
Nooooooooooooooooooo! It's too late!
kedaman 1325
Pix 1324
Okay, that feels better :D
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
baaaaaaaa to you too simone :p
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:eek:
getting too close to me :rolleyes:
will you two stop turning me on ;)
and baaaaaaaaaaa to you again keddie-son
imaging if this thread had no "paging"
it would be a slow race
hehe
i am back in the damn race
been out for a while
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you've still got 500 odd to make up :p and considering I do post a fair bit on here. :p
not the only thing im doing :eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
will you two stop turning me on ;)