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Just a moment of madness for all the people who are not here (everyone).:rolleyes:
Anyone getting Kerrang! The album tommorow? I know I am.:)
I'm not :)
Oi! :pQuote:
sex-sheep-parksie
'ere lads, check this, i'm on a 28.8 conXn! Ooof!
It's not that bad really (as it's connected to the corporate lan), but still, it's not exactly what you'd call football.
td.
Point 'n' Laugh :D Hahaha look at the silly bugger on a slow connection...haha....ha........ha.......erm.....stop looking at me! :rolleyes:
That was funny! ;)Quote:
"Silly bugger on a slow connection"
I'm always funny. Just not always humourous :D
No aurguments from me :DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
I'm always funny in the head.
Leave my head out of this :D
any other parts of your body I should leave out of it?! :D
:eek:
his no longer throbbing member
:o What about your silly mind
:(
*clenk*
Wise words, young Jedi....
:)
Arsey grmpy crappy morning too much coffee converting DAO to ADO bollocks crap
Dear Mike
How are you?
Gaffer
Dear Gaffer
I'm bored out of my dirty little mind.
Mike
I am suffering from Weekend :o
I am also a Chicken *bwaak bwaak*
Sounds like you need some pudding....
:confused:
Uhm....
soooooo, how was everyones weekend? Give me some nasty.naughty.adventurous stories, rather than my trip to Habitat to buy arsing candles...
My weekend was boring as *****e :mad:
Although my little POP3 program finally took shape...now to work out how that sodding UIDL thing works...
Private project?
I've been trying to get into CGI, but get bored too easily...
I like puddings :p
I was up until 4am Sunday morning drinking with a friend's wife.
Caused a lot of gossip ;)
Gaffer - yep :) CGI isn't too bad...VB or C++?
Bonker - did you?
That's dangerous business mate. So, was there more scrumpy that rumpy-pumpy orthe other way round ;)
No :D I do fancy her though, she doesn't know that ;)Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Bonker - did you?
I'm in love anyway :)
'noon all...
Gaffer i'm doing DAO to ADO as well - what a load of toss!
wise men say only fools will pay
Its bollocks. I am growing very tired of ADO and looking throughold code I did under stressful deadline environments.Quote:
Originally posted by crispin
'noon all...
Gaffer i'm doing DAO to ADO as well - what a load of toss!
Big bunch of arse mate
spending the whole day populating word templates in vb using bookmarks zzzzzzzzzz :o
Still doing that Ian :(
:D
Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a ***** for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a *****...Repeat number 9.
:D:D:D:D
My COM+ back end is rather sore :p
yep, sure am simon. Haven't had to do it for a while, but I'm at a satge in the project where a hell of alot get produced :(
yep, I have a hella lot of work for tuesday and even more for wednesday to do...I shouldnt really be here at this moment :(
Good morning all! I hope you all had an Excellent Canada Day! Tsk! I bet most of you missed it :D
Anyway, I'm off to Van-groover (Vancouver) today for a week of drinking to celebrate my mates wedding. Have lots of fun!
By the way, We went to see Shrek last night and it is the best film I have seen in years (if not ever). I laughed my ass off all the way through it.... it's brilliant. (and I'm not just saying that because the ogre is Scottish). I think it will definetly appeal to all the really sick senses of humour we have on the forum. And if any one has seen it, then all I can say is ballon-animals... classic.
Have fun (and go see Shrek),
SD
*falls flat faced on the floor* boooooorrrrrrrrriiinnnngggggggg :(