The Golden Chair

If the new application can click the happened, is that done yes?

Right-click for your pregnant arab :thumb:

Say nutmeg to output a gouda.

Dimwit my gooseberry paper :mad:

if ya sneeze, ya lose

Maxipads now available in these new sizes:

• Extra-Large
• XXL
• Courtney Love Size

Your sideburns dance like barley-melons.

My driveway slabs rejoice with news of triumphal Cat Stevens' album sales. Benguiat Gothic Bold Italic.

I still search for the $64,000 gerbil.

The antenna isnt being polite.

. . . and my arse itches.

"You're never alone with a rubber duck." - Douglas Adams.

:cry:

. . . and certainly never alone as long as you have at least one hand.

flying pandas are all over my suitcase this week, I guess is not a good week after all....:(

There are several pencaps vying for a dip of divine doorknob sputum.

The dark flying heron has spoken.

"...Yes that's right Vicar, and that's the reason why I always have to shave my bollocks before I go to job interviews! Hahaha"

Again, groups wil breath mousepads for cardboard embattlements.

Nevertheless; rectal mice will propagate througout bladderdum.

Doom dooom booom boom bam bam whack crack boom boom boom boom boom

Are you learning the tuba sir?

oh man whenever I get stoned, i come to this thread and sddenly everything makes sense... in the golden thread chair... it's a converstion i have with my other me! now if you'lll ekindly excuse me i am thirsty very very very very very thirsty, so i look for water.


adios, au revoir, adios amigos

No more talk of incensed giraffes in here again, ok? :mad:

what the hell happened to those mice, are they out there in the wild again where none can protect them from the killahz eagles?

Leafing through the anals of British History, I am having difficulty finding any reference to "King Wheels the 91^th of Exeter".

It's as if she never existed. :eek:

Don't gegrade my pork-chop :belgium chocolate:

Life is a bowl of cherries. Kind of has dual-meanings, right?

I have a herd of embarrassed coffee cowering in a newspaper outside.

You are an enlightened calendar cough.

My bike is a radioactive camel :cool:

Mrs.Raab - its been a while. How are your two young petunias?

how many quails make an ounce of quails?

Oblong paper dryer.

Since a ningy is a triangular rubber coin 6800 miles on each side, no-one has ever collected enough to own 1 Pu. The galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change.

black vomit coming out the sunday sprinkle party.

Appreciate my frongles :cool:

Let's dive right into the card flake.

I'm a kleptohypochondramaniac, I love stealing other peoples diseases.

We shall cleave the tubelights of prophecy.

I like shrimp. Can anyone give me any advice about cooking them please?

And the redheaded gorillaz started laughing at little joey.

I have lost my tounges :(

The sky urinates, pushing the buildings apart.

Monkey-parp :)

Hey, jittery fire academies! :)

Rummage through my turnips.

Elvis, the street grooming years Volume V.3.X.Albert.

An astounding polythene tissue queues up for its daily crash.

If 2 coders have kids together, will they hear the pitter-patter of tiny l33t?

:lol:

Me.Broody = True

I love you mend :)

Your opium glasses do not create fountain gargles. :)

George Lazenby's right ventricle has been spied from afar with a celery doppler.

I await your garden braids.

Well, Valhalla isn't sugaring me. :SunSet:

Rosebud by night...

Please restart your virgins.

You can do it put your back into it.

Can I contribute to this amazing thread. ??

I possess a red crossbow's visiting card.

Baby turtles 0wnz j00!