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Errmm, all I have is the key to Pix's combine harvester. You can borrow that for a few days!Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
Haha I win! :D
So what's the prize?
That's because it's now only a third of what it was, nice one skitchen ;)Quote:
PS: I see nothing wrong with Skitch's sig :)
Ok I'll take the combine.
I see your point on the sig business ;) I chopped mine down gracefully after Chimp (fairly rightly) complained.
okay, but make sure you tell Pix you're borrowing it (so you can pay for any damage!) oh and don't take corners too fast. It's got a tendency to shead it's load, and more frightenning is that it likes to tip over too :eek: ;)
Your sig is still in violation of chimp's recommendatons though...he said 3-4 lines!! :D
Dah. Bugger it! :DQuote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
Your sig is still in violation of chimp's recommendatons though...he said 3-4 lines!! :D
:DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
Dah. Bugger it! :D
Oh no!!! He'll take it to the supermarket and crash it!Quote:
Originally posted by chrisjk
okay, but make sure you tell Pix you're borrowing it (so you can pay for any damage!) oh and don't take corners too fast. It's got a tendency to shead it's load, and more frightenning is that it likes to tip over too :eek: ;)
Your sig is still in violation of chimp's recommendatons though...he said 3-4 lines!! :D
*parksie goes to supermarket in combine*
*parksie gets to car park and shouts bwahahaha*
*smirk is wiped off parksies face when he realises that he has crashed into the trolley park*
*parksie made to pay for damages and has to become a throbbing member again*
*pix has to get ANOTHER combine*
BTW - like the avatar Chris :)
Yeah, Pix but at least we'll get the throbbing member back!
you mean parksie has to buy another combine for PixQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
*pix has to get ANOTHER combine*
he he, look back a page (near the bottom) and you'll see how long it took me to do it (the avatar that is ;) ). You'll also see why parksie borrowed your combine in the first place :DQuote:
BTW - like the avatar Chris :)
Since I'm feeling generous today I'll buy each of you a new bright shiny combine harvester.
Don't crash them too soon though because I can't afford to get you new ones if you do!
Or you'll punch me ;)
Look! Quick! Over there! Naked man doing unspeakable things!
td.
thanks katie, and thanks for the "extras" you've thrown in ;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
Since I'm feeling generous today I'll buy each of you a new bright shiny combine harvester.
Don't crash them too soon though because I can't afford to get you new ones if you do!
My dad was driving back from work and there was some guy in the middle of the road peeing all over the place. He was just spraying it everywhere and dad had to swerve to avoid him! :eek:
Bizarre world we live in :p
Getting dressed?Quote:
Originally posted by tumblingdown
Look! Quick! Over there! Naked man doing unspeakable things!
Quote:
Originally posted by tumblingdown
Look! Quick! Over there! Naked man doing unspeakable things!
td.
Speak, please!!!!!!!
Thanks Katie! :)
Parksie will probably refuse to crash the combine out of spite in the hope that he doesn't have to change his status. However, I've decided that he still has to become a throbbing member again anyway (do you really want to have the same status as nukem?!?)
Chris - 1hr40!!! Cool avatar though! :)
Parksie and Nukster with the same status........he ought to be ashamed. Perhaps he no longer has a throbbing member and is afraid to admit it! They do have drugs for that problem now days...or he could go the way of td and have a sex change operation!
And me!! (as was)Quote:
do you really want to have the same status as nukem
Are you going to become "Michaela" parksie?
Michelle, ma belle!
Well he's had a throbbing member for a good month now, which is excellent stamina if you ask me ;)Quote:
Originally posted by barrk
Parksie and Nukster with the same status........he ought to be ashamed. Perhaps he no longer has a throbbing member and is afraid to admit it! They do have drugs for that problem now days...or he could go the way of td and have a sex change operation!
Yep! Thanks :)Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Chris - 1hr40!!! Cool avatar though!
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Originally posted by chrisjk
Well he's had a throbbing member for a good month now, which is excellent stamina if you ask me ;)
Or a very quick refresh rate...which is quite typical of younger men!
Question for the ladies...
http://www.desktopdriving.com/cool/Image1.gif;) :D
The absence of my throbbing member has had more effect than the arrival!
Shows you don't know what you have until it's gone :p
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Originally posted by chrisjk
Question for the ladies...http://www.desktopdriving.com/cool/image1.gif;) :D
I can't see the image, Chris. Just a lovely red x.
Error 404, mate :(Quote:
Look again, I screwed upQuote:
Originally posted by barrk
I can't see the image, Chris. Just a lovely red x.
No they definitely aren't! My husband tells me I have a loverly asset thank you very much for asking, mr chris!Quote:
Hmm...worked in my quote :eek: And we value Katie's very highly ;)
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok this is getting confusing now...
What d'ya reckon that guy with the pen is about to do?!
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Originally posted by parksie
And we value Katie's very highly ;)
you're too kind:o
Yeah I suppose it must be when you're deciding whether to become Michaela or Michelle :DQuote:
Originally posted by parksie
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok this is getting confusing now...
Chris - are your assets undervalued?
:eek: :eek: what's that?Quote:
Originally posted by parksie
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok this is getting confusing now...
Test if the assets are real? ;)
My assets are real but I'm not too sure about Chris';)
Well, just a little thanks for asking ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Chris - are your assets undervalued?
I'd say at the current rate of fiscal inflation and owing much to the FTSE 100, I'd say the rate for my set of "assets" is 2.5% below what it should be :(
Hmmm...inflation works with women's assets :D
sounds like your assets are suffering from over-inflation....perhaps you should get someone to relieve the pressure!
OK so we both picked up on inflation at the same time! Great minds think alike! :D