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Originally posted by Ianpbaker
it's getting worse. I've now lost one leg, sight in one eye, a parrot has now sudenly appeared on one of my shoulder's and I'm saying things like "Come here me young lad" and "There's bounty in that island".
Poor baby!
http://www.vbforums.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=345901
just came back from the doctor's, he says i'm suffering from piratitus :rolleyes:
Poor Ian :(
Did he give you an eye patch and a head scarf?
yeah, a lovely pink sequined scarf and tartan eye peice. He told me the only cure he knew of that may or may not work is to drink a barrel of rum every night. If it doesn't work at least I will have died happy. Pissed, but happy :)
As long as you're happy :)
i is 'appy coz I 'as got da biggest spliff in da hol world.
aiiiiiiii i i i i i i i i i
Aiiiiiiiiiiii
How many squid is dat den?
cost me an' Dave 5 mumfs dull muny
but it is wicked, aiiiiii
Is you gonna play "who wants to win an ounce" again soon innit?
aii, but dey start'd da new game show, it is called "who wants to win da million ounces?"
me and me mate dave are ganna go in fa da "addict'd couples" edisun, aiiiiiii
wicked, youz is da best team innit
respeck :)
aiiiiiiiiiii
boyakasha
:)
Aiiiiiiiiiiiii! :D
big up to da parksie, respeck :)
'Night all.
Morning all :)
today I will mostly be wearing teflon ear muffs
Morning all :)
Today I will be mostly drawing stars on pieces of paper :)
mornin all :)
today i will be mostly rollin dutches, then smokin them
I see that u may be spending lots of time fending off VB suitors!! :p :pQuote:
Originally posted by Pix
Morning all :)
Today I will be mostly drawing stars on pieces of paper :)
really ;)
I keep having to fend off Katie who wants a ride in the Fishmobile.
You have a fishmobile :)
Notice how everything bad either smells of fish, or fresh tarmac?
Burnt macaroni = fresh tarmac
Glue at school = fish
But tarmac smells nice :)
tarmac smells nice ?????????
I think you should get out more girl ;) :p
It does when it's fresh :) Honest
And creosote, that smells nice too, and petrol, and.....I'll shut up now :)
tsh, tsh, I would never have put you down as a solvent abuser ;)
you junkie! ;)
A1 Jet fuel is nice, other types of petrol I am indifferent too, but tarmac is not nice!
I'm not, I'm a nice innocent person, I'd never do solvent abuse
It's just a nice smell at the petrol station, or in garden centres :)
Ok I'll shut up now....
they do petrol in garden centres??Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
I'm not, I'm a nice innocent person, I'd never do solvent abuse
It's just a nice smell at the petrol station, or in garden centres :)
Nope, creosote
just been looking at the top poster's, your going to be over taking Ked soon Pix :D
oohhh, I don't remember the last time I went to a garden centre
actually, yes I do
Jet fuel is yummy, whenever I go past Gatwick I have to get out and smell the air
Cool :)Quote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
just been looking at the top poster's, your going to be over taking Ked soon Pix :D
I better get my skate's on, as I'm next in line after that ;)
2 more and I overtake Gaffer...
yay
woohoo
Muwahahahahahahahahahaha :pQuote:
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I better get my skate's on, as I'm next in line after that ;)
I posted!
I posted!
wel whoopee do dahh fro you crispin, now bugger off and polish your scooby ;)
*Yippee!!!!!!!!!!*
Morning All! I was worried there for a bit!
SD
Blah
Blah yourself! And Bah too!!!!!!!
testing
*BELCH*
Ah that's better.
'ello again :)
;)
;)
Greeting fellow workaholics!!! :) :D :D :) :) :p
Don't say the "w" word :eek:
I'm an information addict, my death will be my redemption :o
:o Oh - I would have written it in Sanskrit but I assumed that no-one would recognise it (I had to look it up on-line to check what it meant):confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Pix
Don't say the "w" word :eek:
:confused: ok
:) if you are lucky ;)Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
I'm an information addict, my death will be my redemption :o
. . . if happyclappychristainity4u-whether-you-want-it-or-not is right then a big bearded man is probably going to give you a strangely familiar book and say "read this or burn" . . . :(
At least i don't use linux MMUAHAHAHA :)
And if honeybee is right then you will probably come back as a linux workstation (and I'll be a penguin)Quote:
Originally posted by kedaman
I'm an information addict, my death will be my redemption :o
. . . . no redemption