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Please don't hide, Moses and Buddha are on their way here to pluck your nose hair.
Can you control your pelvis?
Uillurbeee the stud lettuce is coming to town. Don't eat him, that's not mayonnaise!
Volvo Corporation, Red Bowls!!
Detonate the meatballs!
We sing OSTEOKOROMINEZILLA.
*Hoik*, Sorry got a bit of crupe on your shirt there.
News just in: Mel Gibson nailed to Oscar - Blockbuster hit's director to be stoned to death with Golden Globes after this commercial break.
Who want's to buy 40kg of tarparling-snark?
Inquiries are not my cup of adhesive.
Nark Noff? NARK NOFF? You're asking me if I want nark noff? oh, go on then. Just a small one.
Tim slurped the three legged chair whilst playing with his banjo.
just stretch your panda dave and all will be allright ...
The onion biriani is the most latent, regardless of altitude.
If you die, you will not repent the grocery murder.
Excuse me while I do my Number 7's :dingdong:
mumble attachments but if they are vulgar spit concrete boy
hamp ruff hamp stop
Go razz bail halt
spin flail rope winter
My wilderbeast goes *pong*
.....BIG forehead. :eek: :confused:
Gemini claims all the Logitech Peanuts. Just like air paper.
The lysine contingency does not work with moths and beetles.
"Would you alarm my Ratoby"
A novel written in 1870 by Laser Pumpkin.
Walk leftly onto the forceps.
I am a thicket manager with a large vestibule in my bunghole.
The hu(mong)ously gross flahnarhee NEEDS a cherry inserting
See the flashy boobsicle.
The wise man washes his face in the pool near the Wolf's Pay & Display Car Park. He can see his reflection in the past and his future is uncertain.
In the orange box we have a drunken cucumber :(
nincompoopsicle
I used to think about the future a bit, then it became the present and i thought about it a lot then, but now it's the past and i hardly think about it at all.
Zoopshemprenn!!!!!!!!!!
For next weeks Blue Peter Project you will need:
* Fairy liquid bottle (empty)
* Kitchen roll tube
* Sticky-back Plastic sheet (assorted colours)
* 40 Kilos of Saturated Uranium / Plutonium in half Kilo chunks (best to keep them separate)
* Safety scissors (be careful)
* PVA Glue diluted 2:1 with water
* Apron (glue can be messy :))
Ask an adult to help you.
A Husqvarna may impede your progress if you have it tied to your scrotum with a wicker lash. This will also invalidate a number of warranties.
We have a shaun laurel in an adapter.
Trevor henceforth noted that a standard spec wraith will not fit through his kitchen doorway unless it is fully deflated.
Maestro never delved into the oregami-type-nature of teacup venison.
"I'm afraid to inform Sir, that Bentley do not currently offer a 'Ghia Club' version of the GT Continental model, Sir."
Pork my condor :o
The stealthy chess paddles in the tamar by starlight.
Given the myriad options available to a blue mushroom during it's ninth phase, Tevors' choice was unexpected.
Sitting in the Golden Chair:
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:lol: :lol:
I'm folding my toasters tonight :)
Lobster Eater, would you like to borrow my Corby Toaster Press?
bleakness abounds under the raspberry bush - stay away
Naked couples strum their guitars in a tight frenzy of eclessiastic stupor.
Amen.
Schnaptangle has heard of it but would laborate no further. Nettles.
I've got 17 poodles in my chimney :)
Take a dump and send it to me.
:wave:
More trousers please! :afrog:
Spin the up-left side downward-clockwise. :mad:
You put the peanut in the peanut hole.
Dreeeeeam Weaver, I believe you can get me some tickets to the cup final.
Make room on the nurse for an extra wombat.
Tango tango tango tango rooooof.
Tricky lacky granny.
Make them feel very sorry they came over here.
And we will love the water!!
TRICKY LACKY GRANNY!!!
Notice how the delicacy of "tincture" counterpoints the flatness of "soup".
I breed emus in the moonlight :donkey:
Troyle the lame caber.