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Jun 14th, 2001, 06:02 PM
parksie

http://www.humor.com/html/comics/sma...ns2/church.jpg

:D
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:19 PM
jjortiz

Man this truly is an intresting thread.
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:20 PM
barrk

NOTE: The following are sentences which actually appeared in church bulletins.

1. Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
2. Thursday night/Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and
community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
5. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of
David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North end of
the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk will please come early.
8. Wednesday, the ladies' Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will
sing "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
9. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his
study.
10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and
lay an egg on the altar.
11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water" - One of the
ladies will start and the rest of the congregation will join in.
12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of
the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will
come forward and do so.
13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
15. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:21 PM
parksie

Hehehe :D
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:24 PM
jjortiz

Quote:

9. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his
study.

I like number 9. That is reality at it's best.
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:25 PM
jjortiz

Quote:

Originally posted by parksie
One warning: we post faster than a heavy IRC channel. You might wanna make a "delete all post race notifications" rule in outlook ;)

Man you were not kidding.
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:25 PM
barrk

Quite the freudian slip to say the least!:eek:
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:26 PM
parksie

Nope. For that one time I wasn't :D

How d'ya think we managed 400+ pages in a matter of months?
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:26 PM
barrk

Quote:

Originally posted by parksie
No need with you, they're freely dispensed :)

*smooches for everyone!*

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Jun 14th, 2001, 06:29 PM
jjortiz

Lot's of smooching around here. Can i get one too. Well 400 + pages i see that. I wish i can read them all. I bet there is some funny stuff there.
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:32 PM
parksie

Me and Katie went crazy a while ago just before Christmas and posted many, many jokes :D
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:32 PM
barrk

Go ahead.....take two!
Jun 14th, 2001, 06:36 PM
jjortiz

I will have to read that time period of this thread.

This optical mouse is killing me. Just freezes up and then catches up again. I have udpated drivers, plugged it to usb and nothing. I must have some type of resource leak. I am going to swap mice here.
Jun 15th, 2001, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by barrk
Good Night, sweet prince...until we meet again!

*Croak* :D

Goooooooooooooooood MORNING VBWORLD!!!!!! :)
Jun 15th, 2001, 04:18 AM
parksie

Marnin' Simon :)
Jun 15th, 2001, 04:45 AM

Good morning dear Mr Parks (:p) How are we on this bright and....****ing dull day :(
Jun 15th, 2001, 05:01 AM
Gaffer

Morning guys - I and sooo effin buy this morning, but the *grunt drag the is place *pant has is...it's....IS TOO POWERFULLLLLL

must.....use....ALT & ESC.....
Jun 15th, 2001, 05:38 AM

eh? :confused:
Jun 15th, 2001, 05:52 AM
Gaffer

Sorry, moment of madness twinned with apalling spelling makes for a pointless post.

I'm hungry. Got any cabbage?
Jun 15th, 2001, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gaffer
Sorry, moment of madness twinned with apalling spelling makes for a pointless post.

I'm hungry. Got any cabbage?

*takes a puff and hands the cabbage to gaffer* :D
Jun 15th, 2001, 06:42 AM
crispin

'noon all.......hope all is well round our fair vb world..., blue ass fly mornin, what did I miss?
Jun 15th, 2001, 06:56 AM

Nothin much as such, want some cabbage? :D
Jun 15th, 2001, 07:01 AM
crispin

cheers Simon.....mmmm - good cabbage.....

*Crispin tries the cabbage, slumps in his chair and suddenly feels relaxed again - ahhhh*
Jun 15th, 2001, 07:38 AM
parksie

:D You're all completely barmy :p
Jun 15th, 2001, 07:42 AM

*puff* ahhhhhhhhhh, want some mike?
Jun 15th, 2001, 07:44 AM
parksie

Go on then, hand it over :)
Jun 15th, 2001, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by parksie
Go on then, hand it over :)

*puff* *pass* :D woah! *wobbly smile*
Jun 15th, 2001, 07:54 AM
parksie

*SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK*

:eek:

Whoa.... ;) :p
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:01 AM
crispin

you ok up there Parksie?

:(

*crispin looks at ceiling and tries to pull parksie down*
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:01 AM
Gaffer

**Giggle

aaawww, mate, this stuff is ace. (Hands back to Simon). Have you tried Savoy?

Phew, I can't feel my feet....
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:05 AM

*puff* oh heck *SSUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKK* Wwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaa *giggle* hey mike, like... wheres your head gone?
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:21 AM
Gaffer

**%* Fuggle

I'm cabbaged now...
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:35 AM
crispin

munchies anyone.....
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:41 AM
jjortiz

Goood Morning all. Nice here in Florida this morning. It's going to be hot today.
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:45 AM
crispin

mornin! Lucky old you, looks like it's going to rain here, though it doesn't bother me - i'm heading straight for the warm and dry of the pub :)
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:52 AM
jjortiz

Different time zone i guess. I just got to work about 30 minutes ago.
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:55 AM
Gaffer

There are dark clouds looming over London Town.... I need to find sanctuary in a cosy boozer in 2 hours time :D :D :D

Fancy some cabbage, jjortiz?
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:58 AM
crispin

look outside Gaffer - it's just started p1ssing down....

:mad:

and I left me jacket at home - GRRR
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:58 AM
Gaffer

....and the heavens have just opened. The sky is dumping it's load over EC4 as we speak. Loads of tourists jumping off open topped sightseeing busses to avoid the rain...

Is cauliflower any good?
Jun 15th, 2001, 08:59 AM
Gaffer

Did you hear that thunder?