The Golden Chair

You're a fat owl :mad:

A very fat owl :mad:

:eek:

I am the Disco Kid. I challenge you to a break-dancing street-a-thon at dawn.

:cool:

I thwap your trout in the picklers underpants :mad:

George Wendt stole my fishnets.

:(

Are you longing for velcro?

No, but my cat likes to dance along with Jimmy Saville :cool:

As the afternoon drags on so does my ass :(

Never hide something that expands into a huge dragon in your stomach.

:)

I'm half Columbian, half Motorcycle :)

Do you pee Petrol? And if you do, dont you think you shouldnt do it while smoking a cuban?

I am the coffee at the end of the day!

I am riding a velociraptor to school.

:cool:

Now appearing in the velvet room "The Elephant Ballet"! (Trunks optional)

I like pounding granite :cool:

My quiver is still full of peanuts!!!!!!!!! LOL:p :D :cool:

I have a phobia about small animals made out of string and peas. :(

My stapler married a brown envelope today :cool:

When Galvanising, always remember to bring along a Gazelle

Never try climbing walls without a Spiderman costume

*My spidey scenes are tingling*

I am in flavor country.

:eek:

My doughnuts are laughing merrily!:cool:

The Smurfs have eaten my chicken salad! :)

I only like cuddley owls :D

a pot bellied pig in marmalade knickers ate my green and yellow purple polka dotted hedgerow

(sorry to spoil your run but...)

***? anyone care to explain what's happening? there wasn't one at the start of the thread...:confused:

The explanation is in the proof of our crossbreeding :)

I'll just talk bollocks and hope I fit in...



My donkey only has one middle ear left.

Turn the middle side top-wise.

;)

But he doesn't mingle with my calipers :confused:

jingling trees make for interesting visions :confused::confused::confused:

the negative effects of the positive lie within the realm of the completely and obscured obvious fact that none of this is true

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

*still confused*

my inebriated attempt at the jellification experiment had unprecedentedly poor results. :confused:

You've obscured my python experiment in C flat :mad:

A creamy python stew has boiled my Microsoft plasma :cool:

Off to the moose-owl's cave of prostitutes :cool:

I have ejaculated my radioactive dog elbow :cool:

I boiled Ricmitch in guava juice and jersey cows for the interruption. :cool:

My radio has a brick layer missing :(

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I boiled Ricmitch in guava juice and jersey cows for the interruption. :cool:

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:confused:

When I wear cheese, I wear it without emotion. :eek:

Demi Moore's exploded again :(