evidently it has been rumped, better not light the trumpet:(
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evidently it has been rumped, better not light the trumpet:(
Born in dog's tail 77
I think I can still see it breathing.
* Drumroll *
"ta daaaaa. There you have it ladies and gentlmen, a boiled egg"
* sigh *
they devastated my drawer that way too
use goat paste to revive the cogs
the dank liver, thanks
Steward, there's some bouillabaisse in my footprint.
what is the best way to neuter a doe?
sir, where does my muff go on my jellied irish bunnie.... there is no whale for me to pluck it!
look harder, you will find that a whale can live in a muff. Get on your scuba gear, then go in spear gun first, because there could be dangerous varmits in there.
a whale is far to small for a muff... it need penile extentions just to get its breast in.... leave the bunnies out of this torque also
my cat exerts too much torque to be nipplized
my nipples on my buttocks fiar are to long for a elphant....
elephants tend to have square flaming buttocks
only portanesse ones that have had to much vodka inserted into there ear with a dog...
once in gonds i saw a portanesse elephant with a drunk dog in its ear
arkled whale make better fish food than a rabbit with testicles on fire!
mmmmm...remindes me of the bitter sweet taste of rocky mountain oysters
some say buffalo are prone to tipping over garbage monsters in the summer
is it necissarily dependend on the season? or rather the amount of beaver droppings on the ground.
It's directly correlated with the quanitity of yogurt that is consumed by people living in Topeka, Kansas
MELLOW THE BUNK
Laminate me with squirrel porn.
row24 column24 beat banana5
big stick man sex for little prawn nose
jelly skyscrapers have fluffy window boxes.
I direct you in the general direction of the director of directness.
artic tellietubbies cook fluffy window boxes on baboons
Power, seek us, the 10'th generation and amuse us with your flesh
I crave wheat.
car!
Don't they have cranium for both backpetals? They must induce indigo and count the bastards. Why on earth of Gondo and of all plants in Qutan forces the tree on our hour? Isn't hattan enough plunder for blood and software in this era? No, they have to assume the indirection, they have to find a soothsayer for nozzles! They bring victims to our post, they distinguish stamps and confer beauty of sewers.
We want Patan for our prayers
Imhotep, Anck-Su-Namun, O'Connell, all in a row.
The representation of your mind is nothing more than a small strawberry's grandmother preserved in VB.
Naked Saucepan 47, the Sequel.
Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Imhotep, Anck-Su-Namun, O'Connell, all in a row.
...bite one now, and spin em around, 2 Imhotep's, 2 Anck-Su-Namun's, 2 O'Connell's, all in a row.
Count the boneheads, I'm a cow.
This time it's personal...Quote:
Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
Naked Saucepan 47, the Sequel.
personal pennybags are made of duckhide
& poundbags are made from swansQuote:
Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
personal pennybags are made of duckhide
if you pound on a poundbag you get a pound
& a disturbed swanQuote:
Originally posted by Earl of Gonds
if you pound on a poundbag you get a pound
disturbed swans won't eat skittles off of a fork.
retarded swans, on the left finger, will
left fingers will fly away if not tied down.
flying left fingers are the devils playground
the devils playground parkhands take candy from babies
Babies made from jelly eat babies made from wheat.
That's not the Whole Chicken, I want the Whole Chicken.
It's so farm handy
and i managed to catch the helicopter with my bare buttocks.
It's the squares, I tell you - the squares!
I'm sane I tell you, sane. My rubber toe told me so !
If the Horse fits, wear it.
under the slate is a horsefly
they called it grey information because it got mixed up with lumber
arnish cobs wobble fed off a tornado...
a hotdog can have two ends but a banana has three
"My earlobe is a binary star system cunningly disguised as a foot." said the senior penguin.