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Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster.............

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up...

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up...

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time...

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned.

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with.......

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of ......

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things) :rolleyes:
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things)
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!

As they walk up the road looking for this dragon, they can hear his roar in the distance "RRRROOOOAARRR you're banned"{editors note, John i am only kidding with you :)}, they all stop in their tracks as they see this monster standing in front of them in all of his glory, the gang can smell something they think that it is.....

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things)
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!
As they walk up the road looking for this dragon, they can hear his roar in the distance "RRRROOOOAARRR you're banned"{editors note, John i am only kidding with you }, they all stop in their tracks as they see this monster standing in front of them in all of his glory, the gang can smell something they think that it is.....
fish!! SD looks up from his playdemon and sniffs around. "my extra strong demon sense of smell tells me that that is wet kipper" the gang all wonder where it could be coming from, they all look at the dragon. just then, ghostryder makes a startling discovery about why john the admin dragon smells of wet kipper, "the reason is........

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things)
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!
As they walk up the road looking for this dragon, they can hear his roar in the distance "RRRROOOOAARRR you're banned"{editors note, John i am only kidding with you }, they all stop in their tracks as they see this monster standing in front of them in all of his glory, the gang can smell something they think that it is.....
fish!! SD looks up from his playdemon and sniffs around. "my extra strong demon sense of smell tells me that that is wet kipper" the gang all wonder where it could be coming from, they all look at the dragon. just then, ghostryder makes a startling discovery about why john the admin dragon smells of wet kipper, "the reason is that he is wearing a huge 70's kipper tie", explained GhostRyder.

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped out her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "....

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he......

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? :D".

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to.........

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching...

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as.......

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing.

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Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden Ozzy Osbourne leaped out of a darkened doorway, grabbed the MP3s and smashing them on the floor. With a satisfied nod of his head the Oz disappeared back through the doorway.

SD turned to Katie, "That's not something you see every day"

"Only in the weird world of cyber space", Katie agreed.

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was..........................

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden Ozzy Osbourne leaped out of a darkened doorway, grabbed the MP3s and smashing them on the floor. With a satisfied nod of his head the Oz disappeared back through the doorway.

SD turned to Katie, "That's not something you see every day"

"Only in the weird world of cyber space", Katie agreed.

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I......"

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing. The sort of dancing which has been banned in Christian countries. The sort of dancing that involves rubber bands and super glue. The sort of dancing that will get this thread R-Rated.

[b]Meanwhile, Ghost Rdyer who was getting rather close to the ghost, pulled out his pennis enlarger.....

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing. The sort of dancing which has been banned in Christian countries. The sort of dancing that involves rubber bands and super glue. The sort of dancing that will get this thread R-Rated.

Just then Ozzy Osbourne leaped out of a darkened doorway, grabbed the MP3s and smashing them on the floor. With a satisfied nod of his head the Oz disappeared back through the doorway.

SD turned to Katie, "That's not something you see every day"

"Only in the weird world of cyber space", Katie agreed.

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I......"

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing. The sort of dancing which has been banned in Christian countries. The sort of dancing that involves rubber bands and super glue. The sort of dancing that will get this thread R-Rated.

[b]Meanwhile, Ghost Rdyer who was getting rather close to the ghost, pulled out his pennis enlarger..... and smashed SD over the head so he could watch the lewd dancing, without SD getting in the way, while ghost sits there with a huge grin on his face, then SD and jethro both join him in ogling the dance, just then ozzie appears from behind them with a bat, he is about to attack them, when katie jumps on him and executes a perfect huracanrana, sending ozzie crashing to the floor, he is passed out
to thank katie ghost decides to............

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing. The sort of dancing which has been banned in Christian countries. The sort of dancing that involves rubber bands and super glue. The sort of dancing that will get this thread R-Rated.

Just then Ozzy Osbourne leaped out of a darkened doorway, grabbed the MP3s and smashing them on the floor. With a satisfied nod of his head the Oz disappeared back through the doorway.

SD turned to Katie, "That's not something you see every day"

"Only in the weird world of cyber space", Katie agreed.

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it:rolleyes:. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play...."

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....
herself, ghostryder, SD, dean and jethro all played twister in granny babuska's back garden, while she made them freshly squeezed lemon juice
she is snapped back into reality when stephen hawking appears in his huge robotic mech, he screams!!
"MMMWWWUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
as he fires a missile at the gang, the only way to save themselves is to...........

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....
herself, ghostryder, SD, dean and jethro all played twister in granny babuska's back garden, while she made them freshly squeezed lemon juice
she is snapped back into reality when stephen hawking appears in his huge robotic mech, he screams!!
"MMMWWWUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
as he fires a missile at the gang, the only way to save themselves is to install Windows Me and MS Office in the robotic Mec. Dean leaps at the robotic creepshow and starts shovelling CDs into it's only apparent orifice. After much grinding and clanking the software uploads. Immediatly a warning light starts beeping on the mechincal one's mechanical appendage. "Wanring, system overload warning system overload" bleats the robot as smoke starts pouring out of it.

"Well done Dean" screams SD over the mechanical bleating.

Katie, who is much impressed by the mechanical appendage, says "Ok gang onward to our destination, we cannot fail now".

SD leads the way forward, no one notices Katie has grabbed hold of the robotic appendage and is.....................

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....
herself, ghostryder, SD, dean and jethro all played twister in granny babuska's back garden, while she made them freshly squeezed lemon juice
she is snapped back into reality when stephen hawking appears in his huge robotic mech, he screams!!
"MMMWWWUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
as he fires a missile at the gang, the only way to save themselves is to install Windows Me and MS Office in the robotic Mec. Dean leaps at the robotic creepshow and starts shovelling CDs into it's only apparent orifice. After much grinding and clanking the software uploads. Immediatly a warning light starts beeping on the mechincal one's mechanical appendage. "Wanring, system overload warning system overload" bleats the robot as smoke starts pouring out of it.

"Well done Dean" screams SD over the mechanical bleating.

Katie, who is much impressed by the mechanical appendage, says "Ok gang onward to our destination, we cannot fail now".

SD leads the way forward, no one notices Katie has grabbed hold of the robotic appendage and is....................stroking it gently

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....
herself, ghostryder, SD, dean and jethro all played twister in granny babuska's back garden, while she made them freshly squeezed lemon juice
she is snapped back into reality when stephen hawking appears in his huge robotic mech, he screams!!
"MMMWWWUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
as he fires a missile at the gang, the only way to save themselves is to install Windows Me and MS Office in the robotic Mec. Dean leaps at the robotic creepshow and starts shovelling CDs into it's only apparent orifice. After much grinding and clanking the software uploads. Immediatly a warning light starts beeping on the mechincal one's mechanical appendage. "Wanring, system overload warning system overload" bleats the robot as smoke starts pouring out of it.

"Well done Dean" screams SD over the mechanical bleating.

Katie, who is much impressed by the mechanical appendage, says "Ok gang onward to our destination, we cannot fail now".

SD leads the way forward, no one notices Katie has grabbed hold of the robotic appendage and is....................stroking it gently

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many.......

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.

Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers:eek: Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.

"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.

"Quit down guys l also picked up......

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.

Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.

"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.

"Quit down guys l also picked up something for us! You'll have to guess what it is befor I give it to you though", she said. Jism ventured the first guess. "A....

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.

Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.

"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.

"Quite down guys l also picked up something for us! You'll have to guess what it is befor I give it to you though", she said. Jism ventured the first guess. "ten cans of tuna!!"

"well done jism" sed katie "i heard an unconfirmed rumour that merlin has a passion 4 tuna, and if we give him the tuna, he may just help us"

"great idea katie!!" piped ghostryder, who woz barely able 2 prise himself away from his disco gost friend (who looks like charisma carpenter) but he asked katie one question
"why r we goin 2 see merlin anyway??"

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the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.

Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.

"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.

"Quite down guys l also picked up something for us! You'll have to guess what it is befor I give it to you though", she said. Jism ventured the first guess. "ten cans of tuna!!"

"well done jism" sed katie "i heard an unconfirmed rumour that merlin has a passion 4 tuna, and if we give him the tuna, he may just help us"

"great idea katie!!" piped ghostryder, who woz barely able 2 prise himself away from his disco gost friend (who looks like charisma carpenter) but he asked katie one question
"why r we goin 2 see merlin anyway??"

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature know to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!
Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.
Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.
"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.
"Quite down guys l also picked up something for us! You'll have to guess what it is befor I give it to you though", she said. Jism ventured the first guess. "ten cans of tuna!!"
"well done jism" sed katie "i heard an unconfirmed rumour that merlin has a passion 4 tuna, and if we give him the tuna, he may just help us"
"great idea katie!!" piped ghostryder, who woz barely able 2 prise himself away from his disco gost friend (who looks like charisma carpenter) but he asked katie one question
"why r we goin 2 see merlin anyway??"
Jism, the most outragously handsome creature know to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger
"why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because..............

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature known to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger "Why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because the sect members caught up with him and tried to "bobbitize" poor Gen-X for not believing. Luckily, they didn't succeed but he's never been the same since." Just then it dawned on Katie that Jism seemed to be abnormally interested in ***** enlargers...so did SD for that matter and decided to find out the reason behind this. She started to.....

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature known to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger "Why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because the sect members caught up with him and tried to "bobbitize" poor Gen-X for not believing. Luckily, they didn't succeed but he's never been the same since." Just then it dawned on Katie that Jism seemed to be abnormally interested in ***** enlargers...so did SD for that matter and decided to find out the reason behind this. She started to.....ask them provoctive questions, then the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) reaches in2 both their backpacks and pulls out 2 empty swedish ***** enlarger boxes.
"so u wanted a nu one did u??" katie asks
"yes katie" they both say in unison
katie asks why they would need them, they both hang their heads in shame and reply......
"we need them because..............

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature known to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger "Why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because the sect members caught up with him and tried to "bobbitize" poor Gen-X for not believing. Luckily, they didn't succeed but he's never been the same since." Just then it dawned on Katie that Jism seemed to be abnormally interested in ***** enlargers...so did SD for that matter and decided to find out the reason behind this. She started to.....ask them provoctive questions, then the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) reaches in2 both their backpacks and pulls out 2 empty swedish ***** enlarger boxes.
"so u wanted a nu one did u??" katie asks
"yes katie" they both say in unison
katie asks why they would need them, they both hang their heads in shame and reply......
"we need them because we feel unworthy of Charisma Carpenter. She is really into big noses and we fail completely in this direction."

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature known to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger "Why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because the sect members caught up with him and tried to "bobbitize" poor Gen-X for not believing. Luckily, they didn't succeed but he's never been the same since." Just then it dawned on Katie that Jism seemed to be abnormally interested in ***** enlargers...so did SD for that matter and decided to find out the reason behind this. She started to.....ask them provoctive questions, then the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) reaches in2 both their backpacks and pulls out 2 empty swedish ***** enlarger boxes.
"so u wanted a nu one did u??" katie asks
"yes katie" they both say in unison
katie asks why they would need them, they both hang their heads in shame and reply......
"we need them because we feel unworthy of Charisma Carpenter. She is really into big noses and we fail completely in this direction."

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off....

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up they....

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up katie gets her swedish ***** enlargers, and puts them in his mouth, all of them, SD is now silent.
dean manages to maneouver out of the wet dyke, and they continue to roll on, they keep drivin when simons asks
"hey guys, where are we going??"
being the wisest, they all look to katie for an answer, she replies "well guys, we r all off to...............

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up katie gets her swedish ***** enlargers, and puts them in his mouth, all of them, SD is now silent.
dean manages to maneouver out of the wet dyke, and they continue to roll on, they keep drivin when simons asks
"hey guys, where are we going??"
being the wisest, they all look to katie for an answer, she replies "well guys, we r all off to my boogey woogey disco hall of fame." SD is sniggering. When asked why he replies, (after spitting out the ***** enlargers, "Is it just me or does anyone else use the word dyke as slang for a lesbian. So Dean maneouvering out of the wet dyke opens up some most amusing images."

Shortly they all arrive at the Boogey Woogey Disco Hall of Fame and are surprised to see a sign barring......

With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up katie gets her swedish ***** enlargers, and puts them in his mouth, all of them, SD is now silent.
dean manages to maneouver out of the wet dyke, and they continue to roll on, they keep drivin when simons asks
"hey guys, where are we going??"
being the wisest, they all look to katie for an answer, she replies "well guys, we r all off to my boogey woogey disco hall of fame." SD is sniggering. When asked why he replies, (after spitting out the ***** enlargers, "Is it just me or does anyone else use the word dyke as slang for a lesbian. So Dean maneouvering out of the wet dyke opens up some most amusing images."

Shortly they all arrive at the Boogey Woogey Disco Hall of Fame and are surprised to see a sign barring anyone that doesnt own a swedish ***** enlarger. thankfully, katie had about 10 so she gives all of the gang one and they all enter

inside the hall of fame they notice that there r pictures of disco ghosts on the wall, SD ogles the picture of the disco ghost (who looks like jennifer lopez), katie and ghostryder wander round and notice a picture of 2 female ghosts who look like eliza dushku and sarah michelle gellar and they have whipped cream and they are.........

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With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up katie gets her swedish ***** enlargers, and puts them in his mouth, all of them, SD is now silent.
dean manages to maneouver out of the wet dyke, and they continue to roll on, they keep drivin when simons asks
"hey guys, where are we going??"
being the wisest, they all look to katie for an answer, she replies "well guys, we r all off to my boogey woogey disco hall of fame." SD is sniggering. When asked why he replies, (after spitting out the ***** enlargers, "Is it just me or does anyone else use the word dyke as slang for a lesbian. So Dean maneouvering out of the wet dyke opens up some most amusing images."

Shortly they all arrive at the Boogey Woogey Disco Hall of Fame and are surprised to see a sign barring anyone that doesnt own a swedish ***** enlarger. thankfully, katie had about 10 so she gives all of the gang one and they all enter

inside the hall of fame they notice that there r pictures of disco ghosts on the wall, SD ogles the picture of the disco ghost (who looks like jennifer lopez), katie and ghostryder wander round and notice a picture of 2 female ghosts who look like eliza dushku and sarah michelle gellar and they have whipped cream and they are demanding the attention of a bronzed Aussie type. Now if only Beacon was here to fulfill that requirement.

Suddenly SD whips out his wand, knocks the enlarger off it, and conjures Beacon up out of thin air.

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score.....

Shortly they all arrive at the Boogey Woogey Disco Hall of Fame and are surprised to see a sign barring anyone that doesnt own a swedish ***** enlarger. thankfully, katie had about 10 so she gives all of the gang one and they all enter
inside the hall of fame they notice that there r pictures of disco ghosts on the wall, SD ogles the picture of the disco ghost (who looks like jennifer lopez), katie and ghostryder wander round and notice a picture of 2 female ghosts who look like eliza dushku and sarah michelle gellar and they have whipped cream and they are demanding the attention of a bronzed Aussie type. Now if only Beacon was here to fulfill that requirement.
Suddenly SD whips out his wand, knocks the enlarger off it, and conjures Beacon up out of thin air.

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score a couple of breast pumps and a mannequins head and a whole load of paper masche"??

"why do u want that??" the club owner asks

"well we r tryin 2 build a human, and we have swedish ***** enlargers for the bones, breast pumps for the chest and behind and a mannequins head for the head, and of course the paper masche would b used 2 build him up"

the owner replies "well u can get some by........

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score a couple of breast pumps and a mannequins head and a whole load of paper masche"??

"why do u want that??" the club owner asks

"well we r tryin 2 build a human, and we have swedish ***** enlargers for the bones, breast pumps for the chest and behind and a mannequins head for the head, and of course the paper masche would b used 2 build him up"

the owner replies "well u can get some by visiting Ian's Emphorium of Weird Fetishes"

"No problems," stated the saintly katie, "I know exactly where that is!". The till former saintly katie immediatly felt ten (are there ten) pairs of eyes staring at her. "Well l had to go there to...

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score a couple of breast pumps and a mannequins head and a whole load of paper masche"??

"why do u want that??" the club owner asks

"well we r tryin 2 build a human, and we have swedish ***** enlargers for the bones, breast pumps for the chest and behind and a mannequins head for the head, and of course the paper masche would b used 2 build him up"

the owner replies "well u can get some by visiting Ian's Emphorium of Weird Fetishes"

"No problems," stated the saintly katie, "I know exactly where that is!". The till former saintly katie immediatly felt ten (are there ten) pairs of eyes staring at her.

"Well l had to go there to see about getting the right tools for feltching as Jethro was so enthralled when he heard about it, he has had to give it a go"

So they all get back into deans humvee and drive off to Ian's Emphorium , but when they get there, there is a sign on the door saying "Back in 5, just gone out to .....

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score a couple of breast pumps and a mannequins head and a whole load of paper masche"??

"why do u want that??" the club owner asks

"well we r tryin 2 build a human, and we have swedish ***** enlargers for the bones, breast pumps for the chest and behind and a mannequins head for the head, and of course the paper masche would b used 2 build him up"

the owner replies "well u can get some by visiting Ian's Emphorium of Weird Fetishes"

"No problems," stated the saintly katie, "I know exactly where that is!". The till former saintly katie immediatly felt ten (are there ten) pairs of eyes staring at her.

"Well l had to go there to see about getting the right tools for feltching as Jethro was so enthralled when he heard about it, he has had to give it a go"

So they all get back into deans humvee and drive off to Ian's Emphorium , but when they get there, there is a sign on the door saying "Back in 5, just gone out to the scandanavia love hut to pick up some demon porn coz i heard a rumour that SD was heading into town, and, u know how he is with demon porn!!"

stunned, all the gang just stare at each other, SD smiles and gets his wallet out, "i was about 2 restock"

the gang decides to hang around waiting for him to show up so they can the parts needed for the cyborg. while they are waiting, robojamagei shows up (he is the latest in cyborg police technology)

"you are all loitering, vacate the area, u have 5 seconds to comply"
.........
4 seconds
.........
3 seconds
.........
2 seconds
.........

So they all get back into deans humvee and drive off to Ian's Emphorium , but when they get there, there is a sign on the door saying "Back in 5, just gone out to the scandanavia love hut to pick up some demon porn coz i heard a rumour that SD was heading into town, and, u know how he is with demon porn!!"

stunned, all the gang just stare at each other, SD smiles and gets his wallet out, "i was about 2 restock"

the gang decides to hang around waiting for him to show up so they can the parts needed for the cyborg. while they are waiting, robojamagei shows up (he is the latest in cyborg police technology)

"you are all loitering, vacate the area, u have 5 seconds to comply"
.........
4 seconds
.........
3 seconds
.........
2 seconds
.........
1 seconds
.........

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that .......

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that.......

the shop has been turned into a scandanavian love hut, the gang all look astounded as they see several comfy leather recliners, each has two blonde sexy swedish twins by it, and two chairs have two swedish men by them for katie and the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter)

"err, wot shall we do??" asks ian, "my shop is gone, but look at the girls!!"

"lets sit and relax gang" said cowgirl katie "we all deserve a rest"

so the gang all sit and relax, but soon the massages get very raunchy, and the gang all relax and lose there composure, just when they all think they r in heaven........

wires spring from the chair and tie the gang down, then robojamagei walks in

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"
............

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that.......

the shop has been turned into a scandanavian love hut, the gang all look astounded as they see several comfy leather recliners, each has two blonde sexy swedish twins by it, and two chairs have two swedish men by them for katie and the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter)

"err, wot shall we do??" asks ian, "my shop is gone, but look at the girls!!"

"lets sit and relax gang" said cowgirl katie "we all deserve a rest"

so the gang all sit and relax, but soon the massages get very raunchy, and the gang all relax and lose there composure, just when they all think they r in heaven........

wires spring from the chair and tie the gang down, then robojamagei walks in

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"

In less than one nanosecond, 1000+ weapons pop out of the cyborg.

"NOOOOO!!! My Scandanavian Love Hut!" - shouts Ian, putting himself in front of the cyborg, his eyes closed, willing to risk his life for it.

Hearing Ian's cry of despair, Dr Who beams in, with a pair of...

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that.......

the shop has been turned into a scandanavian love hut, the gang all look astounded as they see several comfy leather recliners, each has two blonde sexy swedish twins by it, and two chairs have two swedish men by them for katie and the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter)

"err, wot shall we do??" asks ian, "my shop is gone, but look at the girls!!"

"lets sit and relax gang" said cowgirl katie "we all deserve a rest"

so the gang all sit and relax, but soon the massages get very raunchy, and the gang all relax and lose there composure, just when they all think they r in heaven........

wires spring from the chair and tie the gang down, then robojamagei walks in

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"

In less than one nanosecond, 1000+ weapons pop out of the cyborg.

"NOOOOO!!! My Scandanavian Love Hut!" - shouts Ian, putting himself in front of the cyborg, his eyes closed, willing to risk his life for it.

Hearing Ian's cry of despair, Dr Who beams in, with a pair of...big pink ear muffs, he straps them onto robojamagei

{now for those of u unfamiliar with robojamagei, his brain relys on two vents under his ears, if these are blocked, he experiences constapation, then a lethal dose of diarrea!!}

robojamagei begins 2 shake and suddenly.........

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that.......

the shop has been turned into a scandanavian love hut, the gang all look astounded as they see several comfy leather recliners, each has two blonde sexy swedish twins by it, and two chairs have two swedish men by them for katie and the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter)

"err, wot shall we do??" asks ian, "my shop is gone, but look at the girls!!"

"lets sit and relax gang" said cowgirl katie "we all deserve a rest"

so the gang all sit and relax, but soon the massages get very raunchy, and the gang all relax and lose there composure, just when they all think they r in heaven........

wires spring from the chair and tie the gang down, then robojamagei walks in

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"

In less than one nanosecond, 1000+ weapons pop out of the cyborg.

"NOOOOO!!! My Scandanavian Love Hut!" - shouts Ian, putting himself in front of the cyborg, his eyes closed, willing to risk his life for it.

Hearing Ian's cry of despair, Dr Who beams in, with a pair of...big pink ear muffs, he straps them onto robojamagei

{now for those of u unfamiliar with robojamagei, his brain relys on two vents under his ears, if these are blocked, he experiences constapation, then a lethal dose of diarrea!!}

robojamagei begins 2 shake and suddenly.........

...A complete silence involves them all. The kind of silence you hear before a very loud sound, like a nuke. And then...

BANG!!!

The next minute they find themselves spitting the... viscous... brown thing out of their mouths.

"Yaicks! It looks like this time he went straight to the diarrea, skipping the constipation and all"

Dr Who was finishing explaining that that was the only way to save them, as they had a strange bright in their eyes when they all were picking up large things from the floor, like bricks, pipe wrenches and genital expanders.

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by...

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"

In less than one nanosecond, 1000+ weapons pop out of the cyborg.

"NOOOOO!!! My Scandanavian Love Hut!" - shouts Ian, putting himself in front of the cyborg, his eyes closed, willing to risk his life for it.

Hearing Ian's cry of despair, Dr Who beams in, with a pair of...big pink ear muffs, he straps them onto robojamagei

{now for those of u unfamiliar with robojamagei, his brain relys on two vents under his ears, if these are blocked, he experiences constapation, then a lethal dose of diarrea!!}

robojamagei begins 2 shake and suddenly.........

...A complete silence involves them all. The kind of silence you hear before a very loud sound, like a nuke. And then...

BANG!!!

The next minute they find themselves spitting the... viscous... brown thing out of their mouths.

"Yaicks! It looks like this time he went straight to the diarrea, skipping the constipation and all"

Dr Who was finishing explaining that that was the only way to save them, as they had a strange bright in their eyes when they all were picking up large things from the floor, like bricks, pipe wrenches and genital expanders.

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and.....

robojamagei begins 2 shake and suddenly.........

...A complete silence involves them all. The kind of silence you hear before a very loud sound, like a nuke. And then...

BANG!!!

The next minute they find themselves spitting the... viscous... brown thing out of their mouths.

"Yaicks! It looks like this time he went straight to the diarrea, skipping the constipation and all"

Dr Who was finishing explaining that that was the only way to save them, as they had a strange bright in their eyes when they all were picking up large things from the floor, like bricks, pipe wrenches and genital expanders.

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly........

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of...

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of a lifetime

she rang the devil, and when he showed up, saddam stared at him and they began having an argument

"whats going on??" SD asks as he looked up from his playdemon
"well i knew that saddam and satan r ex-lovers, so i figured if i could get him here, they would fight, and we could be on our way"
the gang all cheered "katie, u rule!!"

theu sped through and entered the valley of the supervixens, it was all quite when..............

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of showing him her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted...

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of a lifetime

she rang the devil, and when he showed up, saddam stared at him and they began having an argument

"whats going on??" SD asks as he looked up from his playdemon
"well i knew that saddam and satan r ex-lovers, so i figured if i could get him here, they would fight, and we could be on our way"
the gang all cheered "katie, u rule!!"

theu sped through and entered the valley of the supervixens, it was all quite whenSuddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of a lifetime:

(ok ok so Jotaf has to do some clean up here, making it so both stories come together perfectly :) )

she rang the devil, and when he showed up, saddam stared at him and they began having an argument

"whats going on??" SD asks as he looked up from his playdemon
"well i knew that saddam and satan r ex-lovers, so i figured if i could get him here, they would fight, and we could be on our way"
the gang all cheered "katie, u rule!!"

Satan cast a black magic spell on Saddam. But he fired one of his rockets... and Satan was dead. So, he turned his attention to the gang again.

"Katie, what did you do? Who am I supposed to worship now that satan is DEAD?!!!" said Parksie, appearently very disturbed because he would have to find another way to spend 4 hours a day (no offense :p )

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted...