If is a feudal attempt to keep you from 10,000 posts...mwahahaQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Now I'm hurt. :(
Dr.Dis, why do they give me snide remarks and make me feel low when they know I own all that is Sandpaper™?
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If is a feudal attempt to keep you from 10,000 posts...mwahahaQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
Now I'm hurt. :(
Dr.Dis, why do they give me snide remarks and make me feel low when they know I own all that is Sandpaper™?
-And its proper spelling.Quote:
Originally posted by yrwyddfa
8) We have found that just the sight of you can make us vomit.
(would be better, more succinct, and covers past and the present - so it lasts at lot longer)
-Dr. Dis
Dear Dr Dis,
Joy good frogs to the blow of the very sad fart in seven years?
Only if the turtle sitting on my Toyota backfires Nov. 17th.Quote:
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Joy good frogs to the blow of the very sad fart in seven years?
-Dr. Dis
He is gonna backfire on my birthday =)Quote:
Originally posted by Disiance
Only if the turtle sitting on my Toyota backfires Nov. 17th.
-Dr. Dis
Congrats! We'll have to sing to you.
-Dr. Dis
Congrats! We'll have to sing to you.
-Dr. Dis
Dr. Dis, can you show us the funky goat dance?
So you're saying light can't travel through empty space =PQuote:
Originally posted by mar_zim
The speed of light in vacuum is exactly 299,792,458 m/s (metres per second).
and hey the speed of light depends on the material that the light moves through.
Very good observation Neo! I must object to the statement you quote.Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
So you're saying light can't travel through empty space =P
As for the goat dance, I shall try a little later.
-Dr. Dis
Why is plenderj still awake?
If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
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Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
Iron was first found in the swamps...;)
So were we all when we were sludgy little bacteria. Whats your point muppet the puppet :lol: :lol:
To much caffeine.Quote:
Originally posted by dsheller
Why is plenderj still awake?
Back in the days of the cave men pick-axes were used. You would be amazed at the size of those guitars! :DQuote:
Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
If metal is mined from rock, why do metal musicians not play on pick-axes?
-Dr. Dis
Pickaxeica! Pick and Axes!
Thank you dear Dr. Dis, you have now changed my life and let me waste even more minutes of my non-productive working day.
Yet more questions plague my mind, Dr Dis and I must rid of them and the final 20 minutes 'till the company goes to the café. So therefore I must ask you: Do the French only steal kidneys on thursday?
Yes, but only in hotel showers after they put a dialyses filter thats dependant on the water comming out of the shower nozzle.Quote:
Originally posted by The Dutch Dude
Pickaxeica! Pick and Axes!
Thank you dear Dr. Dis, you have now changed my life and let me waste even more minutes of my non-productive working day.
Yet more questions plague my mind, Dr Dis and I must rid of them and the final 20 minutes 'till the company goes to the café. So therefore I must ask you: Do the French only steal kidneys on thursday?
-Dr. Dis
Dear Dr Dis,
Why do I feel ill? Is it because I have to work tommorow? Do you think I shoulld pull a sicky?
P.s: Is it still referred to as pulling a sicky, if you really are ill?
Dr. Dis is sick with Mono today, so I will be filling in for him...I am nurse cratchet!
1. you have been kissing Dr. Dis and are also coming down with Mono.Quote:
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Why do I feel ill? Is it because I have to work tommorow? Do you think I shoulld pull a sicky?
P.s: Is it still referred to as pulling a sicky, if you really are ill?
2. The green fuzzy jello you ate last night, wasn't jello!
3. You are just an unclean person.
It isn't called a sicky...it's call "playing hooky"...and no it isn't called "playing hooky" if you are actually ill, as long as you can provide proof of your illness, such as the "Actual" lung you coughed up!
*cough*Thank you memnoch for filling in for me *sneeze* *sniffle*
When asked what symptoms you have, respond with "you don't want to know". Then make some sort references to peeing blood.
-Dr. *sniffle* Dis
Where did you get this? It could be right, but I would expect the Mediteranean to be included in this.Quote:
Originally posted by Disiance
1. N. Atlantic
2. S. Atlantic
3. N. Pacific
4. S. Pacific
5. Indian
6. Antartic
7. Arctic
So although there are really only 5, the Atlantic and Pacific are split into two parts each.
Just Googled it, and sorted out the Sinbad movies.
-Dr. Dis
Review of "Ancient" and "Modern" Seven Seas.
Seven Seas
Man there's a lot of info in the world!
The ancient definition is the one I was looking for.
Dear Dr Dis,
Why is? "Everything is Porn"?
Quote:
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Why is? "Everything is Porn"?
-Dr. DisCode:Statement Return Value: False
Dear Dr. Dis -
Who is going to let this thread die?
Dear Dr. Dis -
Who is going to let this thread die?
Dear Dr. Dis -
Who is going to let this thread die?
A pensi wearing a sombrero! :afrog:
Is there really an eye in the afterlife?
Do gohsts need toilets?
As opposed to afterlfe?Quote:
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Is there really an eye in the afterlife?
could've been a typewriter blotch :ehh:
I believe it was everybody but you, thanks for the (almost) thread-resurection.Quote:
Originally posted by dglienna
Dear Dr. Dis -
Who is going to let this thread die?
-Dr. Dis
Dear Dr Dis,
Why does nobody ask you questions anymore?
Dear Dr Dis,
Why does nobody ask you questions anymore?
I believe it is because everyone has come to the false conclusion that all of my knowledge is false!Quote:
Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,
Why does nobody ask you questions anymore?
-Dr. Dis
Knowledge is worthless. False knowledge is precious ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Disiance
I believe it is because everyone has come to the false conclusion that all of my knowledge is false!
-Dr. Dis
dr.dis why...why...why???
why pinocchio(sp?) wears thong?
Because that is how the script was written.Quote:
Originally Posted by mar_zim
Dear Dr Dis,
Where have you been all this time. You were not their to confort Mr J Roman when his not so better half left him for an even worse half.
He did not come to me, I am far to lazy, err, I mean busy to make house-calls.Quote:
Originally Posted by visualAd
nice come back right there!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
Quote:
Originally Posted by BodwadUK
time is a man made concept...no such thing exist, it is just used to express forward progress, in what we call "time" therfore that is a bad question
-Dr Kitch.
:p
The last post made by Dr. Dis, sad, he was shot, and brutally raped yesterday in the kitchen by it... hope he's ok....Quote:
Originally Posted by Disiance
I was wonderin what you were doing hijacken my thread! Last time I help you! ( http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...75#post1895975 ) :pQuote:
Originally Posted by K1tchen
:cry:
Dr dis why did i have to goto the doctor when i had metal shards on my pensi ?
Why did i stick my pensi in a metal pipe ?
why is the world round ?
Why can the bible be found at religous books and the complete unix guide not ?
Prefer not to go thereQuote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Because if it was square the people on the corners wouldn't do very well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Only certain sects consider the UNIX Bible religous> My recommendation> start your own religious book store.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
How to start a book store ?
How to pick religous books ?
Is there a way to defy gravity ?
What is the meaning of life?
)Government GrantQuote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
)Your choice, either pick intelligently or point and click randomely.
)It is the constant, inward force an object sends out.
)Since you belong to the "Computer Sect", /42
Jump
Ooohoo okay more questions:
How to commit the perfect murder ?
How to make sure you wont have a hangover the next day,tho you'd have to be drinking much
How to take over the world ?
Murder a few glasses of Vodka. Nobody will care.
Keep murdering the Vodka its the only way
When you have murdered enough Vodka you will feel like you own the world :afrog:
Dr dis does bodwad speak the truth ?
I advise you to test this yourself, it will grant you an extra experience, and experience is just what one needs in life. You will need to aquire Wodka, a glass and several days free from work, depending on how many of his theories you want to test.
I fail to see the question :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BodwadUK
Somehow make it look like you have already done it, but make sure you don't incrimenate yourself to badly. After you goto court for doing it and being found innocent, you can knock the person off without fear (in the U.S.) because of the Double Jepordy law, you can't be tried twice for the same crime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Sleep upside down -- becomes a hangunder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark
Havn't thought that far in advance...have already planned my dictatorship of the U.S. though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neo-dark