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To find out how many chit chat posts you have, you do a search of your name in only the chit chat section. After it searches, it will show you how many posts made by you are in it. Unfortunately, it only goes up to 500.
Well supposedly both of us hve more than 500.
Does that mean I now become an ECC member? :thumb:
You'll do, being the leader of a past mutiny. If you accept your leadership, just quote the first post, modify the rules as you see fit and ban any members you don't like. Good luck :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by BodwadUK
The chit chatters club is now under the rule of a monarchy.
I am king and you shall refer to me as Lord or 'My Lord' in this thread.
Current Rules are as follows:
At least 415 Chit Chat posts in the past 12 months.
Have made a singificant contribution to the sillyness and randomness of the Chit Chat Forum
Read the Chit Chat Acceptable Use Policy
Know the names of regular Chit Chatter's, their catch phrases and their alter ego's.
Have taken part in at least one forum Mutiny.
Have a profound interest in all things strange, vulgar, odd, out of place and darn right stupid.
Be rude.
You must appreciate sandpaper in all forms.
Wossy is my Heir and will now be refered to as 'Prince Wossname'. As your Lord King I reserve the right to ban any of you and acknowledge anyone I please to the Group.
Oh and Illebille is my Queen (Because she is the only women I know of) and is now allowed within the chit chatters club
Any questions? :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
May god have mercy on the members .......
Can you change the policy on moderators so I can get back in and take over again?
Request it nicely and I might make you a Sheriff :afrog:
My Lord, perhaps you should get out more!Quote:
Originally Posted by BodwadUK
:D :lol:
Can I be a baron? You need someone to gather taxes for you... And round up the poor people for "processing"...Quote:
Originally Posted by Valleysboy1978
Ok you can be Baron. I want a weekly report of what is going on in my Kingdom.
Do not insult your king or ill have you head chopped off. Who wants to be head executioner? :lol:
You know I couldn't resist such an opportunity.Quote:
Originally Posted by BodwadUK
http://www.free-everything.com/funny...s/headless.gif
Do previous identities count for the post count? :)
Who were you?
And if you want to stand a chance dont forget to say "my lord" or "my Leige" :afrog:
:p
May I become a member of the ECC my lord?
They'll ban me again if I say.. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by BodwadUK
Make me a Count, on account!
Nope, I'm not trying to be a leader or a member. I am focusing all of my power to become the first non american born presient of the United States. Now will some one please write me in as the governator of kalifornia so I can complete my misguided quest!Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
In a Monty Python accent...
My Lord. I want to challenge Prince wossname to a duel to aquire pwnership of lands and earn the right to be Knighted by you personally, my lord. The challenge we must face I will leave up to you.
Once Knighted, everyone must refer to me as Sir Jacob Roman.
Just refer to me as CCCC or CeCCC
Valley you must be able to join based on your count by now.
Yes you can
Jacob I knight you and ask that you protect my Heir wossy until the time I decide he shall take over. You are now his bodygaurd. Although in modern terms it gives no advantage in battle I want you to wear ceremonial dress and buy yourself a horse :D
p.s
Buy yourself a shovel because you will need to clean up the mess it makes :afrog:
Thank you my lord
Somevone vants to bite you in the neck
Being the executioner, I think we should kill dglienna for having a threatening post count of 5,666 :ekk:
not for long [post mode ON]
It is now my sworn duty as Knight to protect Prince wossname
From this day forward, everyone shalt refer to me as Sir Jacob Roman. I shalt battle to the death to anyone who opposes thy Prince of ECCC.
take that!
wow. i must have scared everybody away. no posts in 5 hours!
Jacob Slashes dglienna with a suprise attack for 50 HP pointsQuote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
only just under 5 hours late. you missed me! :wave:
Oy peace reigns supreme in my Kingdom we need to find an enemy outside of our ranks to prevent in fighting! Any suggestions? :afrog:
( re ) ???
look for the oarks to keep you and your knights busy.Quote:
Originally Posted by BodwadUK
:ehh:
:rolleyes: Your living in a fantasy world :afrog:
Me? :p
I'm not pretending that i was not in a fantasy world...:cool:
right over your heads, i guess.
Yes of course you :bigyello:
Long Live King Bodwad XXI
As Knight, I shall grant thee a royal feast in King Bodwads honor.
Foooooooooooooood :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
Party ALL Night Long!
Ye Behold the royal naked dancing mistress maids
Looks like a nut on a skateboard to me. (Oh is that something like "The King has no clothes" or something?)
Not that way dglienna. Turn your head behind you. Doh.....the moderator removed the naked dancing mistress maids :mad:
I have the power now watch as they return.
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OMG ITS NAKED MODERATORS EVERYWHERE :sick:
Oh the humanity! :sick: :cry:
I'M BLIND!!! :sick:
Hi!!!!
Buy!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom_Sample_UK
Bye*** :afrog:Quote:
Originally Posted by manavo11
Mmm... naked moderators eating lasagna. :sick:
No it was no lasagna mendhak it was spaghetti bolognese because bolonese is minging :sick:
Since when did anyone allow you in the Exclusive Chatters Club, Tom Sample UK? :ehh:
As Knight I shalt slayith thee and protect King Bodwod XXI at all costs.
Sir Jacob Roman slashes Tom Sample UK for 60 HP
Sir Jacob Roman stabs Tom Sample UK for 30 HP
Sir Jacob Roman dismembers Tom Sample UK for 110 HP
Sir Jacob Roman does a lucky ward
Sir Jacob Roman slices Tom Sample UK for 40 HP
can i join :blush: :D
Did you send his left ear to King Bodwad? :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Roman
You will have to ask HRH King Bodwad XXIQuote:
Originally Posted by |2eM!x
I shall consider it if you pay me £50 to my paypal account :afrog:
The door was open :afrog:
Since Bodwad is such a lousy leader. Maybe we should have elections for a new leader of the ECC ;)
I stand-
If i get elected i will feed you! :afrog:
and not let you starve like bodwad did!
I'm in. And don't forget to vote.
Vote 4 Me :bigyello: