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I see your point. That's only marginally better than the 100% panty-waste SAS.Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Pfffft.... the US Special Forces comprise 20% women, and 80% pussies. :mad:
Every one of the SEALS would lose a fight to any member of the French Women's Hockey team... :rolleyes:
PS. Have you ever SMELLED the French Women's Hockey Team??? If not, all I can tell you is that if you're still standing after five seconds, then you have titanium balls.
Maybe if we had just handed Hitler a rose and told him that God loves him then we could've avoided WWII all together and he would have seen the light and stopped killing all those Jews.Quote:
I don't understand why there are people supporting ware anyway.
In every *****ing war, innocent people get killed.
So people who support war, support murdering.
So in essence, they are murderers themself.
No-one would want to admit he/she is a murderer, right?
When you make a statement like "people who support war, support murdering" you are looking at the world with a 5 year old's mentality. There are evil people out there who would trample the freedoms of people the world over and never give a second thought to slaughtering millions along the way. There is only one language these would-be Hitlers understand and there's only one way that these people can be dealt with.
(Perhaps you need a hint on this one: you don't take care of the Saddams of the world by handing them a rose and hoping they'll see the light and you definately don't do the world any good if you ignore them and leave these madmen to their own devices.)
God, what am I doing here, I'm getting sucked into responding to these posts and taking these people at face value.
Suzzi, anony, No War! and Saddam "Hussain" are all new members as of today and they're all (or is it one person) goofing with every post.
I think it's all pretty lame, but I must admit, even though he can't spell his own name, that Saddam imposter had me laughing pretty hard there for a bit.
Well, you see if been studying WW2 for a long time, therefor i feel quite qualified, and that sometimes make me ignore others arguments. I'm sorry! What do you mean by the first moon landing HAD to have happened ? Wasn't the first rocket BASED on stuff from the V2 ? It was the same scientist :-). By the way,i'm danish, furthermore i hate war movies(they're always inaccurate, like pearl harbor the movie, it sucked, bigtime!). The only TV i see(besides comedy series like frasier, wall and grace etc.) is Discovery Channel <-- is all they show me also Hoax ?Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
See this is the problem with all you Deutchland people. You watch way too much tv and movies. Yes, the moon landings did take place. If they had been a hoax, we never would have had the technology to fight WWII at all!
I know the holocaust happened as well. It was "The" holocaust that they based the Wizard of Oz on. In fact, that was footage of the real holocaust that they showed taking away Dorothy's house. But that has nothing to do with your fantasies. At least I hope it doesn't.
And what do you mean "WE had troops in Normandy?" You're not even American. If you had troops there how does that disprove that there were no American troops there.
Again, I'm a war scholar and know what I'm talking about. We covered WWII for almost two hours one day in my basic combat training, so I feel I'm much better qualified than you to quote the "facts."
PS. I'd like to see you try and create a page like mine in only an hour. :)
Cheers!
By we i mean the united allies, all the western countries. England, USA and Canada was the ones to take on normandy(with some help from the french resistance :cool: )Quote:
And what do you mean "WE had troops in Normandy?" You're not even American. If you had troops there how does that disprove that there were no American troops there.
Cheers!
An hour OR TWO, hehe :-). But naa, i can do it, it's pretty nice, but it ain't that hard!(herby NOT SAYING my old site is better or harder to make!).Quote:
PS. I'd like to see you try and create a page like mine in only an hour.
I can easily make the design in and hour, it's the contests that's the problems, see, i don't know anything about model aircrafts :eek:
Cheers!
:DQuote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
Stress can give a person gastinal-intestinal discomfort. The fact that he's about to get bombed to about 10 years back from where he is now probably explains his nervous gases.
Some of his troops found the tomahawk missiles in the desert. Nobody knows how they got there. The general concensus is that the Australian SAS were carrying them and couldn't handle the weight, so they left them behind and asked U.S. Special Forces to come and get them.
I'm sure Britian was invaded too :confused:
My grand father was King George's chaufuer at the time in Torquay when they were on holiday.
I'm not sure if posting here lowers my status in the Social Heirachy of the VBforums, but here goes.
1) The very first post suggested (probably jokingly) that everything except pizza cutters should be taken from the Iraqis.
Using the same reasoning ("cos they can sell them to people near US") you could say that everyon EXCEPT the US would have to have only pizza cutters.
This would not only mean extra trade for pizza-cutter makers (nothing wrong with that), but it would also leave ALL the world's weapons under the control of George Bush :eek: :eek: :eek: (*Shudders*)
2) I guess it would be a good time to live in Switzerland. Neutral country, AND (soon to be) holders of America's cup, even thought they are LANDLOCKED :):):)
They hijacked those plains with these pizza cutters !
Besides, the Swiss are not safe between their mountains. Weren't they once invaded by Hannibal ?
Methinks you are an imposter - I demand you stop using my (incorrectly spelt) name or I will stamp my feet.Quote:
Originally posted by Saddam Hussain
YIPPIE! I love U2, that Bono guy is one righteous dude. I hope they come back soon so I can get an autograph. Oh, BTW can someone please tell me what "reconnoitered" means? I have a bet with Haziz and mushariff down here in the bunker that it is something they do to camels on those adult web sites on the internet. I think he is pulling my leg though. YEAAAA U2 ROCKS.
I mean what I said. If we hadn't landed on the moon prior to WWII, then we would not have had the technology to knock out the Australian SCUD missiles directed at our west coast. There are too many examples of these type of things to list them all. But had it not been for the space program, we would have had to fight WWII with prop driven aircraft, tanks and infantry soldiers. There is no way we could have won!Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
Well, you see if been studying WW2 for a long time, therefor i feel quite qualified, and that sometimes make me ignore others arguments. I'm sorry! What do you mean by the first moon landing HAD to have happened ? Wasn't the first rocket BASED on stuff from the V2 ? It was the same scientist :-).
Cheers!
PS. I don't know how watching lions mate on the discovery channel makes you a WWII expert, but have it your way.
Cafeenman is right. It was the Challenger disaster which indirectly led to a cut in defence spending, and thus caused the US to be in a much weaker position in the Vietnam war too. Ironic, that the death of a school teacher could have such dramatic consequences for the outcome of extended military combat. :(
It's nice to see someone else here besides me, Suzzi and Anony who knows a little history. :)Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
Cafeenman is right. It was the Challenger disaster which indirectly led to a cut in defence spending, and thus caused the US to be in a much weaker position in the Vietnam war too. Ironic, that the death of a school teacher could have such dramatic consequences for the outcome of extended military combat. :(
PS. Sorry about that SAS comment. You Austrians are OK with me. That NeoGeo guy who doesn't have a clue was getting on my nerves so I was kind of snippy at you. Sorry. :(
Or WWII history, apparently. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
An hour OR TWO, hehe :-). But naa, i can do it, it's pretty nice, but it ain't that hard!(herby NOT SAYING my old site is better or harder to make!).
I can easily make the design in and hour, it's the contests that's the problems, see, i don't know anything about model aircrafts :eek:
Cheers!
Hmm, i know aboout WW2 history. And i not just watching the "Lion" guy, there's history night on discoervy you know :rolleyes: . But fine if ya want to pull me down, try.Quote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
Or WWII history, apparently. :rolleyes:
You won't ever be able to.
I like models for aircrafts. They used to spraypaint those lovely blonde bombershells on the sides of the B-52's ! Beautiful.
I apologize for my unwarranted personal comments. It's just that you claim to know a lot about WWII and it's obvious that you don't. I'll bet you've never even built a model airplane.Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
But fine if ya want to pull me down, try.
You won't ever be able to.
I have build many small model aircrafts, and painted them to...
I always buy WW2 fighters/bombers, my favorite is "The Flying Fortress" :D
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
READ what i wrote, they had 1 thousand RIFLES
Cheers!
Hitler invaded Poland with 1000 rifles!!!!
That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read! Damn, I didn't even get further through the thread than that line before I fell off my chair!!
Laugh? I nearly bought my own beer!!! :D
I had the same reaction, Arbiter. EVERYONE knows that Hitler had returned to Australia that year to be with relatives. When he returned to Germany, Poland and France were already occupied by Germany. He had nothing to do with it. It's funny that we have all these history "experts" completely contorting the facts.Quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Hitler invaded Poland with 1000 rifles!!!!
That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever read! Damn, I didn't even get further through the thread than that line before I fell off my chair!!
Laugh? I nearly bought my own beer!!! :D
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2785981.stm
Potential problems are already looming. I wonder if anyone has given the post-saddam era serious thought ...
Of course not, just as no thought was given to post-war Afghanistan, which is now in total anarchy, and the allied troops keeping Kabul in a state fit for CNN are gonna pull out. Americans and the rest of the western world don't care about Iraqi people. They only care about what's on their TV. Once the TV coverage stops, or if it never starts, as was the case with the Afghanistan invasion (US Government ordered no disparaging coverage was to go to air over that conflict).
It's a joke that so many people are jumping on the 'liberate Iraqis' bandwagon, when for 12 years no one much has given two hoots, and in Australia for example we only just went through a big 'send the refugees home' thing. The US will do a half-arsed job of rebuilding, long enough for the public to forget that their government had just murdered thousands of people, and those who avoided the bombs and guns were now living in poverty.
If these people really gave a **** about saving the oppressed, they'd have been just as vocal about helping Australia in East Timor, or helping Zimbabwe now.
Or the poor buggers in New Jersey. I can't beleive the news reports I see everynight from there.... :(Quote:
Originally posted by rjlohan
If these people really gave a **** about saving the oppressed, they'd have been just as vocal about helping Australia in East Timor, or helping Zimbabwe now.
Did you know that when you put two z's in your pseudonym "Suzzi", the proper pronounciation of "Suz-zi" rhymes with "Scuzzy?"
You know what? America should just pull back there forces, send everybody home and have Bush state on tv that he is a gigantic dickhead! Then he should resign and leave a competent person handle the situation. That should solve the entire Middle East crisis, all at once!
Then they should tripple the amount of UN inspectors and everybody should buy french fries again!
Cool! Whats a scuzzy though? Never heard of that word?Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Did you know that when you put two z's in your pseudonym "Suzzi", the proper pronounciation of "Suz-zi" rhymes with "Scuzzy?"
Perhaps you're British. Here's the translation:
http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi?American=scuzzy
Cool! I'm vile!
What does that mean? It sounds very sophisticated.
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"Look at Suzzi, she's very vile."
vile -
1. Loathsome; disgusting: vile language.
2. Unpleasant or objectionable: vile weather.
3a. Contemptibly low in worth or account; second-rate.
3b. Of mean or low condition.
4. Miserably poor and degrading; wretched: a vile existence.
5. Morally depraved; ignoble or wicked: a vile conspiracy.
BTW, "Suz-zi", I didn't say that you were scuzzy, I just said your name rhymed with scuzzy.
Suzzi, you vixen...Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
Morally depraved
;)
O, that's okay, I quite like the sound of being morally depraved.Quote:
Originally posted by mikeycorn
vile -
1. Loathsome; disgusting: vile language.
2. Unpleasant or objectionable: vile weather.
3a. Contemptibly low in worth or account; second-rate.
3b. Of mean or low condition.
4. Miserably poor and degrading; wretched: a vile existence.
5. Morally depraved; ignoble or wicked: a vile conspiracy.
BTW, "Suz-zi", I didn't say that you were scuzzy, I just said your name rhymed with scuzzy.
Fuzzy Suzzi was a bear,
Fuzzy Suzzi had no hair,
Fuzzy Suzzi wasn't fuzzy,
Was she?
The thought of a hairless Suzzi would be a nice thought if you could trust the avitar, but unfortunately I believe whoever posts as Suzzi looks like their avatar about as much as I believe that Saddam "Hussain" looks like his.
You' having a problem with my avatar?
How are we supposed to know if that's really you, Saddam, and not one of your 19 different lookalikes?
You don't know, but you can talk to him as if it were Saddem himself, as hes more than likely going to report back anyway to Saddem anyway. :)
:p Man this thread was just hilarious. Hook, line and sinker.
I didn't go through this thread again, but is this the one where we tried to convince some guy that Pearl Harbor is just an urban legend?
:lol:
Yip, and all along he thought we were being serious. Oh, and remember the 1,000 admirals who had all been trained with shovels instead of rifles. That was in this one too.
Good times. :wave:
I'd suggest you be careful with the subject of this thread.
That is very offending to any iraqi who is civilized.
How pathetic...:rolleyes:
Cool! It got moved into the right secction. :thumb: ;)
yea, that was me, and it didn't succeed =P, anyways - suzzi is either very stupid or making a joke, because reading the first post in this thread over and over just makes me laugh my *ss off - Iraq shouldn't be allowed to have weapons, but a monkey should own a nuclear missile - that's hilarious :DQuote:
Originally posted by mendhak
I didn't go through this thread again, but is this the one where we tried to convince some guy that Pearl Harbor is just an urban legend?
:lol:
Funny?
O come on...suzzi reminds me of the trailer park trash chics that go walking the streets of MI. :lol:
If anyone's to blame its that f****** idiot Bush...I wish I had a dime for everyone who says that same thing...I'd be a damn billionaire.
Why isn't bush on trial for his war crimes? O wait thats cause the US runs the UN :confused: :confused:
PAAAAAAAAAthetic!!!
I'm glad you find it funny, because that's exactly what it was meant to be. Come on, Germans bombing pearl harbour, the whole 1,000 admirals thing, "President" Churchills speech at the gates of Stalingrad????Quote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
yea, that was me, and it didn't succeed =P, anyways - suzzi is either very stupid or making a joke, because reading the first post in this thread over and over just makes me laugh my *ss off - Iraq shouldn't be allowed to have weapons, but a monkey should own a nuclear missile - that's hilarious :D
It's taken you a year to realise it, but it was all a joke, and you fell for it hook line and sinker.
I hope you have more of a sense of humour than I suspect, and take it just as that, a bit of fun ribbing. I've noticed that you take some of these things a bit seriously, this is (or was) chit-chat. Piss taking is par for the course. Like I said before, lighten up, have fun.
Yeah right. I'll bet you tried to convince all your friends about Pearl Harbor. You better go make amendments now, buddy. :pQuote:
Originally posted by vbNeo
yea, that was me, and it didn't succeed =P,
mexico dont want none, lol @ canada launching rockets into the u.s.Quote:
Originally posted by Suzzi
I'm a bit confused by why we let the Iraqi's have any weapons at all. I mean, apparently they are allowed to fire missiles that go for 150 miles......
Well, they could easily sell these to Canada, Mexico or Madagasca, and then they would be within striking distance of the USA. I think this is a very dangerous situation and we shouldn't be allowing them to even own knives. Some might argue that they need knives to cut up their pork etc., but I scoff at such remarks. If we civilised them, then they could eat Pizza, and then they would only need those circular pizza cutter thingies. Or they could just buy electric knives, then they would have to stay near power sockets.
knives to cut up their pork
:lol: :lol:
Bet his australian relatives were very proud of him... and fat toQuote:
Originally posted by cafeenman
I had the same reaction, Arbiter. EVERYONE knows that Hitler had returned to Australia that year to be with relatives. When he returned to Germany, Poland and France were already occupied by Germany. He had nothing to do with it. It's funny that we have all these history "experts" completely contorting the facts.
Hitler's family tree can be traced back to Scotland where his great grandfather was sent to a big island miles away because he had a w**k in public; and was thus deemed criminal.
When Hitler continued the family tradition like his forebears the islanders booted him out so he went to Germany where w**nking is still OK even to this day; especially in matters of European superstate issues.
It was from there that Hitler found self-similar people to himself and termed the world fractal (which Benoit later stole) and decided it was good for the world to w**k and tried to invade it and force w**king sessions on all the people of the world
Of course, the French not being too unhappy with mass w**king sessions (which continues to this day in the EU) just rolled over when the shovels came.
The Russians refused to w**k because it was too damn cold to get it out (or get it off)
The Americans joined the war because they wanted to maintain the monopoly on w**king.
The Japansese killed themselves because w**king is against their moral code - they all got into planes but run out of fuel near Hawaii
The Italians couldn't decide whether w**king was a good idea or not - so kept changing their minds and what side theywere on. They invented the term fascism to be synonymous with w**kers.
The English of course continue to w**K in private wearing women's pantyhose with a tangerine shoved down their throats.