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Oct 25th, 2002, 05:02 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
*Bodwad Thumps his chest like a gorilla

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Bodwad passes out and falls of the table

I'm not going to give you mouth to mouth:p You'll just have to wait until Bonker arrives:p
Oct 25th, 2002, 05:09 AM
BodwadUK

dread to think what BONKERS going to do???? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Oct 25th, 2002, 06:24 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
dread to think what BONKERS going to do???? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

You better run Bonker's coming:p
Oct 25th, 2002, 06:26 AM
BodwadUK

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Need a stiff drink bar tender......:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Oct 25th, 2002, 06:28 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Need a stiff drink bar tender......:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

What can I get you?
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:32 AM
BodwadUK

2 Pints of rum and fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:35 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
2 Pints of rum and fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Here's the 2 pints of rum you wanted:)
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:43 AM
GingerNut

I want a Zombie, with one of those little umbrella thingies and a cherry. :D
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:47 AM
Wally Pipp

This bar is my wife now :mad:
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:49 AM
Nightwalker83

Here's your zombie GN:p

http://www.coolground.com/plenderj/nightwalker.jpg

:p
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:50 AM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
This bar is my wife now

Well, just remember ther are other people in here. ;) :eek: :D
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:51 AM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Here's your zombie GN:p

http://www.vbforums.com/

:p

Wow, that's scary! :D
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:52 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
Wow, that's scary! :D

:rolleyes: :p
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:52 AM
Wally Pipp

who's that ****** ? Get him out of my wife !
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:54 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
who's that ****** ? Get him out of my wife !

I don't know your wife and I wouldn't want to meet her:p
Oct 25th, 2002, 08:03 AM
GingerNut

*** TONIGHTS ENTERTAINMENT ***

http://www.down-n-out.co.uk/NightNancy.jpg

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!

:D :D :D :D
Oct 25th, 2002, 08:33 AM
ashay

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
*** TONIGHTS ENTERTAINMENT ***

http://www.vbforums.com/

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!

:D :D :D :D

dats :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

take her/him.....watever....out of herre.........n get the real babes in.............

regds,
ashay
Oct 25th, 2002, 08:39 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
*** TONIGHTS ENTERTAINMENT ***

http://www.vbforums.com/

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!

:D :D :D :D

LOL:p
Oct 25th, 2002, 08:42 AM
rinoaheartilly

Ooh, Aaron, love the boots, wheredya get them from?
Oct 25th, 2002, 08:59 AM
BodwadUK

if you werent going to be sick before now you will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: HICK
Oct 25th, 2002, 09:17 AM
GingerNut

:D LOL:D
Oct 25th, 2002, 09:57 AM
venerable bede

JESUS CHRIST WHATS BEEN GOING ON IN MY LOVELY PUB ?

I left you in charge of the bar Nightwalker and look at what you have done. Youve turned my Pub into a bloody Zoo.

I'm giving you a written warning.

Oh ......by the way. Did Jesus4U turn up for his pole dance?
Oct 25th, 2002, 10:07 AM
venerable bede

Having looked at the security film of the past 2 days exploits in the pub I realise that it was not your fault NighWalker.

However.....BodwadUK is DEAD

It took me 2 hours to clean the vomit you dirty, dirty little boy.

:p
Oct 25th, 2002, 10:23 AM
GingerNut

NightWalker couldn't keep things under control. He spent all day shaving his legs ready for tonights performance. :D
Oct 25th, 2002, 10:24 AM
venerable bede

What kind of act ?
Oct 25th, 2002, 10:28 AM
GingerNut

He's going to sing. "These boots are made for walking", and possibly "Kinky Boots". :D
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:10 PM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
Ooh, Aaron, love the boots, wheredya get them from?

Thanx;)
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:11 PM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Having looked at the security film of the past 2 days exploits in the pub I realise that it was not your fault NighWalker.

However.....BodwadUK is DEAD

It took me 2 hours to clean the vomit you dirty, dirty little boy.

:p

I know that:)

Good:p
Oct 25th, 2002, 07:13 PM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
NightWalker couldn't keep things under control. He spent all day shaving his legs ready for tonights performance. :D

You think I not paying attention:p Have a look at the security tape from last night to see what J4U was doing:p
Oct 26th, 2002, 12:55 PM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
You think I not paying attention:p Have a look at the security tape from last night to see what J4U was doing:p

OMG! What was he doing to that pole? :eek: :D
Oct 26th, 2002, 08:25 PM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
OMG! What was he doing to that pole? :eek: :D

You should see were he put the knife:eek:
Oct 27th, 2002, 06:21 AM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
You should see were he put the knife:eek:

As long as there were no forks involved :eek: :D
Oct 28th, 2002, 03:38 AM
BodwadUK

Now you know why there was so much sick it wasnt all me!!!!! :eek:

All i can say is thank god i passed out before the show!!!!!:D

Large 2 Pint glass o old cider please mister bar tender got to drown the hangover :D :D :D
Oct 28th, 2002, 05:00 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
Now you know why there was so much sick it wasnt all me!!!!! :eek:

All i can say is thank god i passed out before the show!!!!!:D

Large 2 Pint glass o old cider please mister bar tender got to drown the hangover :D :D :D

You missed all the fun:p
Oct 28th, 2002, 05:09 AM
venerable bede

Bloody Hell....What was JEsus4U doing with the monkey

That is surely illegal.....not to mention unhygenic,:confused:
Oct 28th, 2002, 05:26 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Bloody Hell....What was JEsus4U doing with the monkey

That is surely illegal.....not to mention unhygenic,:confused:

The monkey was enjoying it:p Even though what they weree doing if against the beliefs of the church:p
Oct 28th, 2002, 05:37 AM
venerable bede

Quote:

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
The monkey was enjoying it:p Even though what they weree doing if against the beliefs of the church:p

I just realised....it wasnt a monkey.

It was a strange Muslim person dressed up like a monkey.

I think a sausage was involved but I dont know who's sausage it was.
Oct 28th, 2002, 05:37 AM
venerable bede

Do you think I should send the tape in to Rotten.com?:p
Oct 28th, 2002, 05:49 AM
GingerNut

I'm trying to get the image outta my head :eek:
Oct 28th, 2002, 05:54 AM
Wally Pipp

What a fart last night :)

'ullo 'ullo 'ullo where's me guinness then squire ?
Oct 28th, 2002, 10:34 AM
venerable bede

Quote:

Originally posted by GingerNut
I'm trying to get the image outta my head :eek:

Jesus4U had to get something else out of his head.:rolleyes:
Oct 28th, 2002, 11:22 AM
GingerNut

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Jesus4U had to get something else out of his head.:rolleyes:

:eek:
Oct 28th, 2002, 11:45 AM
venerable bede

This pub is a dump......even by Geordie standards.

It needs a facelift.
Maybe a theme........the lilo and stich bar or maybe the Jolly Crucifixion.

Any other suggestions please?

I will accumaulate a list and hold a referendum on such a serious subject.
Oct 28th, 2002, 11:54 AM
Bonker Gudd

Themed pub?

I think a 17th century Hulk would be nice :)
Oct 28th, 2002, 08:57 PM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
I just realised....it wasnt a monkey.

It was a strange Muslim person dressed up like a monkey.

I think a sausage was involved but I dont know who's sausage it was.

Osama Binladen:eek:
Oct 28th, 2002, 08:58 PM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by venerable bede
Do you think I should send the tape in to Rotten.com?:p

:p
Oct 29th, 2002, 05:04 AM
BodwadUK

I think i will drink to a new theme give us another free Cider :D :D

I think a pub with no wierd goings on that make me constantly sick would be nice!!!! :D :D :D
Oct 29th, 2002, 05:11 AM
Nightwalker83

Quote:

Originally posted by BodwadUK
I think i will drink to a new theme give us another free Cider :D :D

I think a pub with no wierd goings on that make me constantly sick would be nice!!!! :D :D :D

Here you go one cider.
Oct 29th, 2002, 07:02 AM
BodwadUK

Slurp Slurp

Maybe a resterant HEHE
Oct 29th, 2002, 07:09 AM
Wally Pipp

ouada ouanqueur :)
Oct 29th, 2002, 09:05 AM
venerable bede

Quote:

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
ouada ouanqueur :)

Eh???:confused:
Oct 29th, 2002, 10:07 AM
GingerNut

How about a Ginger theme? :D
Oct 29th, 2002, 10:11 AM
Bonker Gudd

An once of Skunk please landlord!
Oct 29th, 2002, 10:18 AM
Wally Pipp

Meesta Bonka, your pan-foamed car fertiliser is ready !
Oct 29th, 2002, 10:32 AM
Bonker Gudd

Good :) Release the esculator!
Oct 29th, 2002, 10:38 AM
Wally Pipp

Inoculotricatavicoralisation complete, you may now gruzzle :)
Oct 29th, 2002, 10:46 AM
BodwadUK

Dam U People I dont Understand A Word Of Gobleedeegookkk that your saying but it is a well founded language maybe i should learn it in some classes :D :D :D

Or Maybe the ciders got to me little ed, cause my ed does ert a bit, ooooo me ed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D
Oct 29th, 2002, 10:53 AM
venerable bede

Quote:

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Inoculotricatavicoralisation complete, you may now gruzzle :)

Interesting Theme idea
Oct 29th, 2002, 11:07 AM
venerable bede

Convoluted expresiveness is mearly an appropriate signal of justifiable communicative behaviour.

In general, when a dipsamorophic individual relegates proposed belicose performance on a polymorphic scale the proposed amorphic response is required by said participants in an effort to broaden ones cohesive intercourse.

I hope this has cleared the air for you BodwadUK.
Oct 30th, 2002, 03:03 AM
BodwadUK

I Understood it all after my classes. :p :p

So now thats cleared up rotate me until i am facing the bar and let go, ill know when i get there because it will hurt... :D :D :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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