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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
I'm a Grand Father, get with the times. I had a Teen pregancy and then my Teen Daughter had a Teen pregancy, as well...
PS: Can we get back to the OP right about now???
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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ThEiMp
I'm a he and got a family. For God's sake: I'm a very young Grand Father, thanks Gov...
I feel like I'm on a phone conversation where the lines got crossed.
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
My phone does that some of the time, when talking to people on it. But Internet is very good on it, not sure why so???
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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Originally Posted by
ThEiMp
PS: Can we get back to the OP right about now???
Whose the OP?
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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Originally Posted by
ThEiMp
PS: Can we get back to the OP right about now???
In forums, OP refers to "Original Poster". When this thread is considered, you are actually the OP!
Check this:
I hope it's clear for you now.
:wave:
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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SJWhiteley
Whose the OP?
WhoseTheOriginalPoster.Me = True...
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
I gave myself a mega migraine working on this project of mine. What can I do to fix it, it sent me to the Emergency Room!!
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Patient: It hurts when I do this.
Doctor: Stop doing that.
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Doctor, it hurts when I follow advice.
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I doubt that's ever been an issue for the OP.
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"The OP"
Isn't that a TV mini-series on HBO?
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Sometimes I feel guilty about giving ThEiMp a hard time in his ridiculous threads. But then after a few days of nobody posting he digs it back up and the guilt vanishes. She had aids.
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Ah, the OP is back! And my life had just started looking desperate. I committed a cardinal sin by skipping the pages between the first page and this one, because I can't afford to break the chair I am sitting in.
I wish everybody learns to program just to enjoy the split-seam laugh out of this thread.
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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Originally Posted by
ThEiMp
I'm a Grand Father, get with the times. I had a Teen pregancy and then my Teen Daughter had a Teen pregancy, as well...
PS: Can we get back to the OP right about now???
You mean as in a grand master? or as in a grand father?
How come your teen daughter had a teen pregnancy? Doesn't that make you a grandfather? But you said you were a Grand Father!
Right now, the OP seems to be out of his mind. We could get back to him once he is back. Meanwhile we can continue the discussion.
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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Originally Posted by
honeybee
You mean as in a grand master? or as in a grand father?
How come your teen daughter had a teen pregnancy? Doesn't that make you a grandfather? But you said you were a Grand Father!
Right now, the OP seems to be out of his mind. We could get back to him once he is back. Meanwhile we can continue the discussion.
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While the daughter of one's teen pregnancy having her own child from a teen pregnancy does make one a "grandfather", it's quite a leap to assume that they are also a "grand father".
Oh and how many times is it now that he has insisted that he speaks English?
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
I have just now added into the Application, Search capablities into the Web Browser, which I have named: QuickBrowser...
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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ThEiMp
I have just now added into the Application, Search capablities into the Web Browser, which I have named: QuickBrowser...
Who are you and what are you talking about?
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
So you allow me to search for anything in your application through a web browser? How does the web browser talk to your application for searching? How would it be if you could give the search feature within the application itself instead of providing it in the web browser?
Is it only the search feature or does it also return results?
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Well there is a Search feature and also it also gives or in this case return the results on files on local/remote computers of your network and also the internet, just you have to choose that inside the advanced settings...
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Does it follow Asimov's four laws of Robotics?
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It absolutely MUST follow all Murphy's laws, that I am sure.
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LMAO I busted out laughing quite a bit while reading this, props to you Spetnik, you should be a comedian.
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thebuffalo
LMAO I busted out laughing quite a bit while reading this, props to you Spetnik, you should be a comedian.
In deed ;)
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Originally Posted by
honeybee
So you allow me to search for anything in your application through a web browser? How does the web browser talk to your application for searching? How would it be if you could give the search feature within the application itself instead of providing it in the web browser? Is it only the search feature or does it also return results?
That is a very good idea, that you have honeybee!! But then you would then be required to have the WebBrower's Search App to then be updated every now and then. There must be some way around this, then I still and going to look into it from on my end of things...
!! Thanks for the Input !!
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ThEiMp
that you have honeybee!! ...then I still and going to look into it from on my end of things...
Translation to English: "she had aids"
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
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Spetnik
Translation to English: "she had aids"
So did Magic Johnson!
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ThEiMp
!! Thanks for the Input !!
Will your office application allow me to play pranks on my office colleagues? I want to set it so when a colleague arrives in office, a farting noise should emit with some smoke and smell from his PC. Is your office app capable of that?
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Well you can Timer Bomb apps to execute on certain events as such. But then not really sure why to do that. But then you can also Time Bomb events, even in C++, BASIC, Fortran, Cobol and also Pascal, as well so to speak...
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ThEiMp
Well you can Timer Bomb apps to execute on certain events as such. But then not really sure why to do that. But then you can also Time Bomb events, even in C++, BASIC, Fortran, Cobol and also Pascal, as well so to speak...
Did she have aids?
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That is some knd of not funny joke that someone pulled out of their extremedities...
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ThEiMp
That is some knd of not funny joke that someone pulled out of their extremedities...
Extremedities? I do not have any extra medities, and if I did I would not share them with you, especially if she has aids.
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Then, do you even know what they really are???
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ThEiMp
Then, do you even know what they really are???
Medities? I was contemplating making a joke here, but why don't you just tell us "what 'they' are", I have a feeling that your response will be more amusing than whatever I was gonna say...
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
Parts of the human body, dud...
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ThEiMp
Parts of the human body, dud...
The human body does not contain any medities. You should familiarize yourself with humans before making bold statements like that.
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Not talking about that, but extremedites = I was talking about...
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ThEiMp
Not talking about that, but extremedites = I was talking about...
Extremedites? Nope, humans don't have any of those either. Are you a camel?
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My biology human sciences teachers told me that we do and that they are our body parts, like arms, legs and that we lost our tails...
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ThEiMp
we lost our tails...
Aha! I knew you weren't really human! How did you lose your tail?
And by the way, those aren't extremedites. I don't think you really speak English.
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Re: About a 60kb Office Application Suite that I have written for Microsoft...
We are highly evolved primates that have been through some good changes to our forms and then become much more after that. Also: I: injured my tail bone in 1998, at high school when I had fell on the staircase...