you eeeeeeeeeevil person you!Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
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you eeeeeeeeeevil person you!Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
Actually, I'm the nice guy that finishes last.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
Know the feeling :(
hmm... women like nice jerks. *hint hint*
nice jerks
Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
Nice jerks say "Excuse me, darling" before punching you in the arm.
Hence, teh joke! LOLz. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
I keep thinking the words 'sumo wrestler'.Quote:
Originally Posted by hairball
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Originally Posted by ClaudeX
I grab nuns out of habit.
She wants to go fast but the guy wants to go slow = evilQuote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
He wants to go fast but she wants to go slow = evil
He wants to go to the football but she wants to go to a sale = evil
He wants to drink with mates and she gets jealous = evil
She then organises a cocktail party with just girls = evil
She says "You never open up to me" = evil
Scientific observation :-
Basically any display of possesiveness = evil
you left off a couple of major ones.
She wants a credit card=evil
she wants a joint checking account=evil
it's not you, it's her=evil
I recently started a migration plan for my girlfriend to switch to Linux. Then when she gets tired of my geeky arse she'll have to think twice about dumping me!
:-D
THAT's EVIL
For once i thought the most evil is that women want 5C ...
1st C - Car
2nd C - Condo
3rd C - Credit Card
4th C - Career
5th C - Certificate
what the hell is certificate? Is that like a degree?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
Well yea...
I lament the day women earned the right to an education.
It was much easier to keep them suppressed and controlled before they got smart. :(
How you going to do that? Curiousity in their mind created the evil within them....Quote:
I lament the day women earned the right to an education.
It was much easier to keep them suppressed and controlled before they got smart.
Well it was the apple that did the job.
I also lament the day Macintosh was conceived. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by namrekka
From experience, an uneducated woman creates a different type of evil that is easier to deal with vs the evil an educated woman can create.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClaudeX
Or at least, revenge is easier and sweeter. :bigyello:
Damn the educated woman!!!
This thread is evil!!!
What was so special about the Macintosh that Apple Computer named their main product after it?
When are they coming out with the Apple Red-Delicious?tm?
Beat thisQuote:
Originally Posted by oceanebelle
Both of those things will mean the end of the human race.
Evil!!
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Originally Posted by Gary Campbell
Yeah I agree, and Japan's population right now is dwindling. :eek:
Japan needs more Catholics.
there aren't less japanese people. they are just all moving to USA.
Well, any more news on EVIL women ?
Oceane isn't evil.
Perhaps she's more of a covert eeeevil?
She travels in stealth.
all women attack men through stealth
Valleysboy1978, what did a certain woman do to you? hmm...
something very eeeeeeevil :lol:
Nah, nothing like that. Just fed up with the whole "dating game". You know like when is it too soon to call? Don't want to seem to keen, or too dissinterested.
It's just too much like hard work!
very eeeeeeeeeeeevil indeed! :lol:
Dating is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
exactly!
Glad to see you've finally come around to my line of thinking :thumb: :D
i think the whole thing is silly. If you are interested, there is nothing wrong with letting her know. If you don't, she might ask someone else out, or even worse have a self-esteem attack and sink into a life of prostitution.
And Lord Orwell speaks from personal experiences. :afrog:
Thats funny you say that, because as a matter of fact i am.:cry:
But she was psycho to start with.
And for clarification, i am not talking about the woman i married.