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Originally posted by CORONA BEER
We call it north american continent, it extends from Canada down to Mexico, although the US govt dosn't want to recognise mexico as being
on the same continent, mexico dosnt want to recognize this either, hence the name United Mexican States.

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Well thats misleading Corona, first of all, North America is not a continent, is just a region.

And after dong some research with my mexican friends, the United Mexican States is the actual name of the country. It has nothing to do wheather if its part of North America or not.

And for practical uses, Mexico is considered part of North America, the region.

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Originally posted by Xcoder
Well thats misleading Corona, first of all, North America is not a continent, is just a region.

And after dong some research with my mexican friends, the United Mexican States is the actual name of the country. It has nothing to do wheather if its part of North America or not.

And for practical uses, Mexico is considered part of North America, the region.

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:eek2:

I knew school was a joke.

remember NAFTA?

Means the "North America Free Trade Agreement" and the countries part of that agreement are Canada, USA and Mexico.

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Originally posted by Xcoder
remember NAFTA?

Means the "North America Free Trade Agreement" and the countries part of that agreement are Canada, USA and Mexico.

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Yea, i know. Mexico is our buddies, we do hate canada though. :bigyello:

dont tell me your in Canada. :p

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Originally posted by CORONA BEER
Yea, i know. Mexico is our buddies, we do hate canada though. :bigyello:

dont tell me your in Canada. :p

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Yeah you guys had to be friends with Mexico after you saw "The day after tomorrow"...:D

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Originally posted by NoteMe
Yeah you guys had to be friends with Mexico after you saw "The day after tomorrow"...:D

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Never seen that movie, let me guess, the entire world nukes the USA, and we all start running into Mexico. :lol:

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Originally posted by NoteMe
Yeah you guys had to be friends with Mexico after you saw "The day after tomorrow"...:D

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yeah the only place they can ran to. :lol:

Dear Dr.Dis

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      Ang lugar nga pareha ing-ani way klaro.

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Do you know what language i used?
and if you know try to translate it in english.

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Originally posted by mar_zim
Dear Dr.Dis

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      Ang lugar nga pareha ing-ani way klaro.

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Do you know what language i used?
and if you know try to translate it in english.

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Nope, and thus "nope"

-Dr. Dis

:rolleyes: :eek:

Dear Dr Dis,

Is it possible to run a money laundering operation using a radio controlled clock?

Just saw "The Day After Tomorrow" the day before yesterday.

It's about another ICE AGE that required the evacuation of the southern half of the U.S. only! The upper half was left for dead!
Mexico closed their gates, and we stormed through anyways!

Pretty good movie. Left me wondering if I would have been left for dead, or asked to go south!

In case of a situation like in The Day After Tomorrow, the only thing you should be wondering is if you have enough cigarettes, vodka bottles and doobies to last the ice age! :afrog:

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Originally posted by dglienna
Just saw "The Day After Tomorrow" the day before yesterday.

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I saw it the same day as you....:D

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Originally posted by mendhak
In case of a situation like in The Day After Tomorrow, the only thing you should be wondering is if you have enough cigarettes, vodka bottles and doobies to last the ice age! :afrog:

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I am now 22, and have lived 23 of those years in an ice age...I think I can manage....

Is it because he is Norwegian or do I just not get the mathmatical joke :afrog:

Time passes by slowly when you are in an ice age thats for sure...most of the time you have to lure out my willy with a suger lump....:(

Just because your foreign doesnt mean you can be ruder than the rest :afrog:

AM I A BIG AND HUNKY MAN THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY

Well you are now....that is if you want to be my suger lump...;)

:lol: WHAT???

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
:lol: WHAT???

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What back at your face....did your Englsh skills die...or was it something I didn't understand?

Dear Dr. Dis,

*** are these 2 goobers talking about?

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Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,

Is it possible to run a money laundering operation using a radio controlled clock?

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Of course, the clock puts out some sort of weird aura that attracts people.

-Dr. Dis

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Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,

*** are these 2 goobers talking about?

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I was wondering the very same, and am wondering why they're hijacking this precious thread!:o

-Dr. Dis

Oh Dr why would I want to hijack this thread?

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Originally posted by BodwadUK
Oh Dr why would I want to hijack this thread?

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Hmm, perhaps because of all its glory, fullness, and light of heart? I don't know little doggy boy, this is the one question that stumps even I.

-Dr. Dis

Dear Dr Dis,

I am a two timming programmer. I have learnt several programming languages. Which one should I choose to love?

Dear Dr. Dis,

Since we have cleared up the continents, what are the seven seas? I keep hearing about them, but no matter how I count it, I can't seem to come up with seven.

Dear Dr. Dis,

I have been on hold with Dell's Sales Support (not customer support) for 2 hours. How much longer will I have to wait?

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Originally posted by visualAd
Dear Dr Dis,

I am a two timming programmer. I have learnt several programming languages. Which one should I choose to love?

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Excerpt from the book of "Lustfull Programming":

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7. Be thou not ashamed of thine love of languages, rather thou shouldst embrace such as a gift.
8. Do thy design in Visual Basic, but design thou DLLs in C++, and reference them from Visual Basic. This shall accomplish unto thee two things:
9. The first is easy and speedy design,
10. the second being powerfull machine usage.

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Originally posted by Shaggy Hiker
Dear Dr. Dis,

Since we have cleared up the continents, what are the seven seas? I keep hearing about them, but no matter how I count it, I can't seem to come up with seven.

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1. N. Atlantic
2. S. Atlantic
3. N. Pacific
4. S. Pacific
5. Indian
6. Antartic
7. Arctic

So although there are really only 5, the Atlantic and Pacific are split into two parts each.

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Originally posted by Dave Sell
Dear Dr. Dis,

I have been on hold with Dell's Sales Support (not customer support) for 2 hours. How much longer will I have to wait?

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It depends on how much money you have given them in the past 8 hours. The more money the sooner they respond. Unfortunatly the graph that this plots is not linear, I believe this is the equation:

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Sin(5^3 + 18) * Tan(x)
Where X is the sum of money paid.

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-Dr. Dis

P.S. I just plugged the above equation into my TI-82, makes quite a plot!

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Originally posted by Disiance
It depends on how much money you have given them in the past 8 hours. The more money the sooner they respond. Unfortunatly the graph that this plots is not linear, I believe this is the equation:

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OK according to your equation I will be on hold for:

0.60181502315204827991797700044149

What are the units of time?

Y is in hours. Thus this forumla lies, they have changed it again those scoundrals!

-Dr. Dis

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Originally posted by Disiance
1. N. Atlantic
2. S. Atlantic
3. N. Pacific
4. S. Pacific
5. Indian
6. Antartic
7. Arctic

So although there are really only 5, the Atlantic and Pacific are split into two parts each.

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Whta about the red sea, the black sea, and the dead sea?

-and the Mediterranian. The ones I listed are the official seven seas.

-Dr. Dis

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Originally posted by Xcoder
Well thats misleading Corona, first of all, North America is not a continent, is just a region.

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What????

What school did you go to??? Because you need to sue them for not giving you a proper education.

There are seven continents
1) Asia
2) Europe
3) Africa
4) Antarctica
5) Austrailia
6) South America
7) North America

And there are only 4 main oceans

1) The Atlantic
2) The Pacific
3) The Arctic
4) The Indian

I was always taught there are seven continents also.

*Agrees with Memnoch*
*Agrees with dsheller*

-Dr. Dis